>Boy! You hear me hollerin' boy? There yar! I been fixing to speak with the likes of ya, given the date n' all. Son, its a special birthday today, cos now your a man. And a fineeee young man at that, your ol' pops is proud. But, hell, half your age I was learning to break my first buck and wellll, it just so happened to cross my mind today that you aint learned the trade. Now now boy, hold up now! Aint nothing to be afraid of son, you gotta learn to run this place when your old mans gone. Now, I got a girlish little buck already tied down in the breaking barn, nice bit a' meat on his rear n' thighs, not a hair on 'im. Perfect for a first timer to learn, I reckon. Now don't worry boy, its just like learning to ride a nag- ya blow on their nose theyre your friend for good, aint nothing to be afraid of. And don't be afraid of breaking no commandments neither- they aint fully beast, they aint fully man neither- so we can lie with 'em if needs must. And they must, son. You break a buck, you got a friend for life, just like ya first ridin' horse. Now mount, son! Wooooaaah now! Take it sllloow boy, dont wanna spook im! Hes gon buck right, you go left and hol' on tight to his waist. Thats my boy! By jove, I didnt expect this buck to fight so hard! Now in a minute boy, hes gonna buck up hard, you hol' on there and when he does you drive that manhood in DEEP, y'hear? Here it- woah now! Hehehe, I see I don' need to tell you twice to empty your sack in 'im. Y'see that jizzum dribbling from yonder? That means you got a nag that'll work for life, son. A broken buck. See how he pants, ass in air? Heh, first try boy! You done me proud, son. You go draw a bath while I clean up this buck for y'all. Were celebratin' tonight!