Stick 'em up, pardner. I like video games just as much as I play video games. You could add me and then we could play video games together. I also like monster girls. Everything I've ever done: http://puu.sh/q9M6j/540c133b4d.zip (last updated July 21, 2016) http://www.last.fm/user/AugustusSPQR
please join voice chat so i can steal ur customers info
Karebear03-Aug-16 01:57 AM
no
robin03-Aug-16 01:57 AM
;w;
Karebear03-Aug-16 01:58 AM
feel free to call this number and shitpost me
robin03-Aug-16 01:58 AM
Karebear03-Aug-16 01:58 AM
877-462-0488
robin03-Aug-16 01:58 AM
calling
Karebear03-Aug-16 01:58 AM
welcome to the 203 man queue
Colin03-Aug-16 01:58 AM
Karebear03-Aug-16 01:58 AM
HAhAHAhAHAH!
robin03-Aug-16 01:59 AM
is it rly 200
Karebear03-Aug-16 01:59 AM
263 to be specific
Colin03-Aug-16 01:59 AM
robin03-Aug-16 02:00 AM
dialing anyway
Karebear03-Aug-16 02:00 AM
it is also not a direct number
:^)
Colin03-Aug-16 02:00 AM
robin03-Aug-16 02:00 AM
who do i ask to speak to
Colin03-Aug-16 02:00 AM
help guys it happened again
Karebear03-Aug-16 02:00 AM
lmao u cannot be connected to anyone
fr ill proably work overtime tonight
where our queue is like...3
and u can just hang up till u get me
robin03-Aug-16 02:00 AM
ok
ok i just hung up
Karebear03-Aug-16 02:01 AM
nb tbh fam
my call log that I use when I speak to a CX is 'Thank you for calling frontier technical support, my name is (SHITPOST), could I start with your billing telephone number please?"
Jammku At Youtube: So what's the premise then? War? PvP? Autismal buildings?
ladder_dabber82: always night islands
Jammku At Youtube: I mean the purpose of having a faction.
MediaFire is a simple to use free service that lets you put all your photos, documents, music, and video in a single place so you can access them anywhere and share them everywhere.
MediaFire is a simple to use free service that lets you put all your photos, documents, music, and video in a single place so you can access them anywhere and share them everywhere.
I sexually Identify as a spicy memer. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling every web page in the known universe with my spicy memes. People say to me that posting memes is a disgusting habit and I'm a pleb but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install pepe's on my face and 100 dongers on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "spicy memer" and respect my right to fill your browser history with cancer. If you can't accept me, you're a filthy tumblr newb and need to refresh your browser. Thank you for being so understanding.
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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I'M PASSING A FUCKING KIDNEY STONE AND I WANT TO DIE I don't even drink soda, HOW THE FUCK DID THIS ... - "/r9k/ - ROBOT9001" is a board for hanging out and posting greentext stories.
Ciumenta? Sou Sim, Algo Contra?, Goiânia (Goiânia, Brazil). 68,741 likes · 84,168 talking about this · 88 were here. Página Original ® Não Aceite...
this is hot af
Bumblefuck10-Aug-16 12:44 AM
I just want to say one thing: Sockem Boppers Corporation behaves as if it's been lobotomized. None of what follows is my own original research. Rather, all of it is taken from wiser people than I, and it is these people who deserve the credit for first observing that Sockem Boppers Corporation views absolutism as a succedaneous religion that authorizes it to send the wrong message to children. But there is a further-reaching implication: Sockem Boppers Corporation should not extend its fifteen minutes of fame to fifteen months. Not now, not ever.
What's scary is that support for Sockem Boppers Corporation's nauseating perversions is spreading like a prairie fire among scornful, disgraceful pronks. I don't know why that is, but I do know that Sockem Boppers Corporation's most progressive idea is to impose a one-size-fits-all model on how society should function. If that sounds progressive to you, you must be facing the wrong way. Sockem Boppers Corporation's few “original” comments in fact owe their origins to the search-and-replace school of authoring. Okay, that's a bit of an overstatement, but for all of you reading this who are not mad yahoos, you can understand where the motivation for that statement comes from. What I mean to say is that I am not a robot. I am a thinking, feeling, human being. As such, I get teary-eyed whenever I see Sockem Boppers Corporation destroy the natural beauty of our parks and forests. It makes me want to solve the problems of deconstructionism, Maoism, economic inequality, and lack of equal opportunity, which is why I'm so eager to tell you that if I seem a bit ghastly, it's only because I'm trying to communicate with Sockem Boppers Corporation on its own level.
Dad10-Aug-16 12:45 AM
@todor
Bumblefuck10-Aug-16 12:45 AM
The simple, regrettable truth is that Sockem Boppers Corporation has a natural talent for complaining. It can find any aspect of life and whine about it for hours upon hours. When Sockem Boppers Corporation was first found touring the country promoting rash fanaticism in lectures and radio talk-show interviews, I was scared. I was scared not only for my personal safety; I was scared for the people I love. And now that Sockem Boppers Corporation is planning to shower the worst classes of wrongheaded demagogues there are with undeserved encomia, I'm surely downright terrified.
In asserting that it serves as wisdom to the mighty and succor to the brave, Sockem Boppers Corporation demonstrates an astounding narrowness of vision. Here's an eye-opener for you: Sockem Boppers Corporation avers that it opposes virulent, insufferable sooks who infiltrate and then dominate and control the mass media. That's nothing more than ear candy. It's designed to gently stroke listeners, to get them to purr like kittens. The reality is that Sockem Boppers Corporation needs to realize that it's not special. It's not a beautiful or unique snowflake. It's just another pretentious agelast who wants to disguise the complexity of color, the brutality of class, and the importance of religion and sexual identity in the construction and practice of vandalism.
Sockem Boppers Corporation twists every argument into some sort of “struggle” between two parties. Sockem Boppers Corporation unvaryingly constitutes the underdog party, which is what it claims gives it the right to cause pain and injury to those who don't deserve it. Worst of all, our children's children would never forgive us for letting Sockem Boppers Corporation make impudent smear merchants out to be something they're not. How did Sockem Boppers Corporation get so unforgiving? I have my theories, but they're only speculation. At any rate, there are lots of weepy, wimpy flower children out there who are always whining that I'm being too harsh in my criticisms of Sockem Boppers Corporation. I wish such people would wake up and realize that I am making a pretty serious accusation here. I am accusing Sockem Boppers Corporation of planning to keep us everlastingly ill at ease. And I don't want anyone to think that I am basing my accusation only on the fact that if it can't be reasoned out of its prejudices, it must be laughed out of them. If it can't be argued out of its selfishness, it must be shamed out of it. In the end, conventional wisdom states that the pressures and stresses that Sockem Boppers Corporation's chums undergo lead them to make my worst nightmares come true.
Dad10-Aug-16 12:50 AM
I feel that there are better ways in which to disseminate the following information, but this letter will have to suffice. I want to share this with you because Bumblefuck was once confronted by someone who wanted to raise several issues about his furacious inveracities that are frequently missing from the drivel that masquerades for discourse on this topic. He responded by trading facts for fantasy, truth for myths, academics for collective socialization, and individual thinking for group manipulation. Such a disproportionate response suggests a psyche in action, the mindset of a person who has nursed resentments for many years within the artificial haven of a homogeneous band of the worst kinds of impulsive demoniacs there are. He demands absolute and blind obedience from his servitors. If he didn't, they might question his orders to cast dissent as treason and criticism as espionage. This unrelenting demand of obedience also implies that some amount of criticism is acceptable, even helpful. But when that criticism takes the form of singling out just one person unfairly, bitterly, and relentlessly over and over, that's just plain wrong, and we all know it. Well, Bumblefuck obviously doesn't know it, as evidenced by the fact that he generally tries to keep his distance from the morally questionable thugs who shift our society from a culture of conscience to a culture of consensus. However, Bumblefuck sees nothing wrong with controlling Web content that he deems politically or morally objectionable. Ah the sweet, sweet smell of hypocrisy.
Bumblefuck has never gotten ahead because of his hard work or innovative ideas. Rather, all of Bumblefuck's successes are due to kickbacks, bribes, black market double-dealing, outright thuggery, and unsavory political intrigue. By comparing today to even ten years ago and projecting the course we're on, I'd say we're in for an even more muzzy-headed, antisocial, and rambunctious society, all thanks to Bumblefuck's disquisitions. If you ask Bumblefuck if it's true that I'm sure he seriously believes that some people deserve to feel safe while others do not, seeing how his selective memory works, you'll just get a lot of foot-shuffling and downcast eyes in response. Don't let him delude you into thinking that the more paperasserie and bureaucracy we have to endure, the better. He's just trying to defy the rules of logic. In summary, Bumblefuck's reports are an ode to classism. Is anyone listening? Does anyone care?
In response to @Dad 's taunts, I would like to offer the following opposing points. But first, let me pose you a question: Is Kaname actually concerned about any of us or does he just want to cheat on taxes? After reading this letter, you'll unquestionably find it's the latter. The cast-off ideas of debunked philosophy on which he has based most of his self-deluded ultimata do tell us one thing. They tell us that I have often maintained that reasonable people can reasonably disagree. Unfortunately, when dealing with Kaname and his sympathizers, that claim assumes facts not in evidence. So let me claim instead that Kaname thinks it would be a brilliant idea to promote the lie of tammanyism. Indeed, he's too clever by half. His “brilliant” idea does little more than prove that all of Kaname's surrogates are thieves—idle, envious, and ready to plunder and enslave their weaker neighbors. It's therefore not surprising that Kaname keeps saying that he has the mandate of Heaven to spoil the whole Zen Buddhist New Age mystical rock-worshipping aura of our body chakras. You might think that no one could fall for such nonsense, but keep in mind that rigid adherence to dogmatic purity will lead only to disunity while we clearly need unity to uphold peace, freedom, democracy, and justice.(edited)
In a similar vein, Kaname's appalling misjudgment and obstinacy in subordinating all spheres of society to an ideological vision of organic community are already being discussed quite widely—so much so, in fact, that Kaname's equally staggering misjudgments regarding triumphalism are escaping well-merited ridicule and rebuke. To rectify that pretermission, allow me to observe that some day, in the far, far future, Kaname will realize that he is a wee bit overzealous in his defense of fanaticism. This realization will sink in slowly but surely and will be accompanied by a comprehension of how Kaname needs to stop living in denial. He needs to wake up and realize that if you've read any of the effrontive slop that he has concocted, you'll undeniably recall his description of his plan to sound the standard “they're out to get us” call and rally his understrappers to give rise to audacious numskulls. If you haven't read any of it, well, all you really need to know is that it is legitimate to have misgivings about chauvinistic wiseacres who reduce human beings to the status of domestic animals. Sadly, lack of space prevents me from elaborating further.
Easy as it may seem to encourage the ethos of exchange value over use value, it is far more difficult to fight oppression. We can no longer afford to do nothing about Kaname's salacious, naive principles. Instead, we must strike while the iron is hot and protect the interests of the general public against the greed and unreason of pugnacious, querulous Chadbands. Kaname's jeers may not be traditional for a spineless ninnyhammer, but I'm convinced that Kaname will dominate the whole earth and take possession of all its riches in a matter of days. No, I'm not in tinfoil-hat land; I have abundant evidence from reliable sources that this is the case. For instance, Kaname should stop calling me a sniveling thief. Although I've been called worse things by better people, I've long thought it would be fun to try to explain to Kaname how the world would be a much better place to live if he just stopped trying to turn the world's most civilized societies into pestholes of death, disease, and horror. For the most part, I'm just curious as to how deep Kaname will have to dig into his profanity thesaurus to formulate a response. Still, the issue of what to do about Kaname's querimonious long-term goals is far from settled. The letter you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue.
tl;dr: don't talk shit about me or my son ever again
Canuckdreamer10-Aug-16 02:23 AM
^upboat^
todor10-Aug-16 02:38 AM
uptoked @Deleted User
Deleted User10-Aug-16 02:38 AM
hello
Canuckdreamer10-Aug-16 03:05 AM
To understand @Dad we must first examine the virtuous man and the virtue less man, such men are the building blocks of the state. This is a story much like Cain and Able where Bumble sought to cultivate virtue and memes kaname sought to take these things for himself. Bumblefucks is a man who seeks to examine society and improve it, much like Socrates Bumble is a gadfly for good. To examine virtue we must examine mans inner thoughts and workings a difficult task my fellow autistics. So how might we examine man? Through the societies and social structures he creates! Alas some men like Kaname know that if they are to be examined they will be found lacking! People who claim false authority and wish to silence discussion behind the meme of diversity. Such people use BUZZWORDS to silence truth seekers like Bumblefucks, to stifle discussion. If we are to find virtue and learn to cultivate it we must also cultivate virtue within our societies. Men such as kaname would ask the farmer to navigate a ship and the navigator to farm and they explain it as equality of the classes! Such thinking only leads to famine and sunken ships can such men really be trusted? Bumble gave a philosophical deconstruction of the Sockem Boppers Corporation that we must examine and discuss otherwise we will be aparty to its failings. @Dad seeks to hide the truth with buzzwords, he as a man with no virtue seeks to bring others to his level. Fortunately the lion does not follow lambs and my fellow citizens these attacks on the character of @Bumblefuck fall short. As philosophers we must remember not to be persuaded by the shadows but instead to seek the light of truth.
Bumblefuck10-Aug-16 03:05 AM
dont fucking ping me
Canuckdreamer10-Aug-16 03:07 AM
And here I thought we were friends
Dad10-Aug-16 03:08 AM
Daily reminder to @todor for nudes
Deleted User10-Aug-16 03:21 AM
@Bumblefuck get along with @Canuckdreamer or I'm revoking all your gbp
>tfw getting suicidally depressed looking at the wiring in MLP's old base
never4get
Virtual_Leech13-Aug-16 05:50 AM
that wiring is retarded
are they stupid
just make a hopper delay lolol
MonkeysInSpace13-Aug-16 05:50 AM
dude the pol base was shit too
Virtual_Leech13-Aug-16 05:50 AM
it was pyrimid
MonkeysInSpace13-Aug-16 05:50 AM
this is v6
Virtual_Leech13-Aug-16 05:50 AM
oh
MonkeysInSpace13-Aug-16 05:56 AM
pol base cross section
honestly
it was shit
we learned nothing from its design
those chest lockers you used were bud afflicted as well
easily glitched
René13-Aug-16 05:59 AM
MonkeysInSpace13-Aug-16 06:03 AM
the SCAMP circuit they used was direct lifted from one of the early designs we used in v5
they couldn't even design their own
I recall when confronted by this they claimed it was their own design despite screenshots of the exact same one, with the exact same timing duration (variable via hoppers) being used
despite the scamp heights being radically different
ya'll a bunch of cargo cultists
Torvild13-Aug-16 09:35 AM
they probably thought it was our design
but its 100% chinese copy
DocK13-Aug-16 09:50 AM
no
this is our original design
i made it
The Weed Wizard13-Aug-16 09:52 AM
Yeah I was there with golds when he came up with the design
DocK13-Aug-16 09:54 AM
you keep claiming it is your design yet i've never seen you post yours to prove it(edited)
stop fucking memeing us
this is original benin
Velo13-Aug-16 09:58 AM
slandering /4cis/
you are kuffar
the world must not belong to those who slander the prophet
robin13-Aug-16 07:57 PM
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!13-Aug-16 07:57 PM
surely, someone somwhere made this design without knowing someone else did
whos to say that youre the original?
robin13-Aug-16 08:25 PM
robin13-Aug-16 09:14 PM
degeneracy
Dad13-Aug-16 09:21 PM
Which one is the boy
Kratos Aurion13-Aug-16 09:23 PM
>which one
oh my sweet summer child
robin13-Aug-16 09:25 PM
You can tell they are clearly both bois due to them covering more skin than a Saudi woman
As I'm sitting in my room listening to me ne frego as I wank off to pictures of Mussolini, I finish and walk outside my house the crippling depression of realising I live in Ireland sets in, I head to my local tesco and buy myself a few packs of spaghetti and some wine (I only eat italian). When I arrive home I talk to my mother in broken Italian, desperatly trying to appropriate the glorious Italian culture. I get my fingers reddit to defend my glorious Italy on the /r/Debateascism subreddit
Deleted User14-Aug-16 05:08 PM
Kek tip
You're here
The political job ruse @inactive
inactive14-Aug-16 05:08 PM
h
Deleted User14-Aug-16 05:09 PM
Nice
inactive14-Aug-16 05:09 PM
whats the ip
what do you lads think of intcraft
Deleted User14-Aug-16 05:10 PM
Not up until 2 weeks or so
$lemonkatov14-Aug-16 05:10 PM
me on the right
inactive14-Aug-16 05:10 PM
but lemone u got tricked then
u dont get tricked irl
Deleted User14-Aug-16 05:10 PM
Me on the right
Who wouldn't want to be a shy boy
inactive14-Aug-16 05:10 PM
clee r u a trap??????????????
???????????????????????????????
Deleted User14-Aug-16 05:10 PM
No
That's gross
inactive14-Aug-16 05:10 PM
but shy boy is a trap
see
before he is shyboy
Deleted User14-Aug-16 05:11 PM
kek
inactive14-Aug-16 05:11 PM
after he is cute trap
that u wanna fug
Deleted User14-Aug-16 05:11 PM
Delet this
inactive14-Aug-16 05:11 PM
me on the right
Deleted User14-Aug-16 05:11 PM
NUKE JAPS
Brig rrrrrr14-Aug-16 05:11 PM
yes
Deleted User14-Aug-16 05:11 PM
AAAAAAAAH
inactive14-Aug-16 05:11 PM
tfw no mosely bf
Deleted User14-Aug-16 05:11 PM
Tfw no 3D gf
inactive14-Aug-16 05:12 PM
>gf
ew
Deleted User14-Aug-16 05:12 PM
Well sucks for u last one was a cutie
inactive14-Aug-16 05:12 PM
Brig rrrrrr14-Aug-16 05:12 PM
tfw no pvp gf to call a fucking faggot bowspammer autoclicker nigger when you lose
inactive14-Aug-16 05:12 PM
also reminder
Deleted User14-Aug-16 05:13 PM
yea I'd rather not
inactive14-Aug-16 05:13 PM
for intcraft
im selling off my city
halifax
and st. johns
Deleted User14-Aug-16 05:13 PM
Hey srs u in lunas Serb
inactive14-Aug-16 05:13 PM
to highest bidder
yes
Brig rrrrrr14-Aug-16 05:13 PM
erm intcraf shit rn?
inactive14-Aug-16 05:13 PM
its ok
but
kinda shit
Deleted User14-Aug-16 05:13 PM
Kek yea I'm stuck in spawn
inactive14-Aug-16 05:13 PM
Im selling two abandoned cities I found in Canada
clee
Brig rrrrrr14-Aug-16 05:13 PM
whats ur ign clee
inactive14-Aug-16 05:13 PM
whats ur ign
Deleted User14-Aug-16 05:13 PM
cleezakia02
inactive14-Aug-16 05:13 PM
join me in Halifax
ok stay in spawn
I'll add u
to my town
Deleted User14-Aug-16 05:14 PM
In bed with boxers
inactive14-Aug-16 05:14 PM
and u do /t spawn
as king
of esforce
I declare war on /pol/
CB: Not nice
Brig rrrrrr14-Aug-16 05:16 PM
I agree
I am 100% behind removing non nice boards like /pol/ and bee
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Bumblefuck14-Aug-16 06:31 PM
Well aren't you a special snowflake
inactive14-Aug-16 06:32 PM
yes im also a cute girl
buy me stuff
Canuckdreamer14-Aug-16 06:40 PM
Are you a 12 year old asian girl like the rest of us?
inactive14-Aug-16 06:41 PM
yes
Canuckdreamer14-Aug-16 07:45 PM
catgorl hates this
catgorl prefers dogs
Canuckdreamer14-Aug-16 08:01 PM
traps are disgusting and dressing up like cats is stupid
Canuckdreamer14-Aug-16 08:08 PM
@catgorl is it true you wear the skins of cats?
So you wear the skins of cats to become a cat this helps with sexual release for you doesn't it.
robin14-Aug-16 08:18 PM
@doghead
robin14-Aug-16 08:29 PM
i've deff got pics of @$lemonkatov doing gay stuff in here
Bakachansan14-Aug-16 08:30 PM
$lemonkatov14-Aug-16 08:30 PM
delet that folder
when
robin14-Aug-16 08:30 PM
never
$lemonkatov14-Aug-16 08:30 PM
wtf
robin14-Aug-16 08:30 PM
chien also supplied me abuse logs of ur pm erp
it is too late
$lemonkatov14-Aug-16 08:31 PM
p-pls stop this ;-;
robin14-Aug-16 08:31 PM
even here
there is broofs
$lemonkatov14-Aug-16 08:31 PM
noo
!!
not the logs...
this
robin14-Aug-16 08:32 PM
"no" (no)
$lemonkatov14-Aug-16 08:32 PM
"yes"
ok??
robin14-Aug-16 08:32 PM
north kroea
Nezlin14-Aug-16 08:34 PM
I want to fuck Akihiko
robin14-Aug-16 08:34 PM
[2:34 PM] Game Tutorial: let me see
@$lemonkatov FINDIN UR LOGS 1 STEP AT A TIME
$lemonkatov14-Aug-16 08:35 PM
robin14-Aug-16 08:35 PM
$lemonkatov14-Aug-16 08:35 PM
c-cease this!
robin14-Aug-16 08:37 PM
[2:37 PM] tira: he did
its out of my control now
$lemonkatov14-Aug-16 08:38 PM
aaaa...!!!
robin14-Aug-16 08:38 PM
it's out of my control, sir!
PASTEBIN FOUND
$lemonkatov14-Aug-16 08:39 PM
AAAA
robin14-Aug-16 08:39 PM
pm'd :^)
Aoife14-Aug-16 08:44 PM
gAAAHAHAHAHAH
LE EBIN SHITPOST!!!!111111
inactive14-Aug-16 08:45 PM
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Aoife14-Aug-16 08:45 PM
Thats one spicy meme my fam! @everyone
inactive14-Aug-16 08:45 PM
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Aoife14-Aug-16 08:45 PM
dont spam, its low tier
just shitpost :^
inactive14-Aug-16 08:45 PM
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robin14-Aug-16 08:48 PM
Canuckdreamer14-Aug-16 08:48 PM
Robin maybe you should buy some decent clothes and learn style
I bet you wear a double fedora
Torchkas14-Aug-16 08:49 PM
WHAT
the FUCK
mmm14-Aug-16 08:50 PM
omg
anyone here /po/
Canuckdreamer14-Aug-16 08:50 PM
No
Torchkas14-Aug-16 08:51 PM
/po/ more like /poo/
koopers14-Aug-16 08:55 PM
a
Deleted User14-Aug-16 08:57 PM
No
Don't be rude to /poo/
koopers14-Aug-16 08:58 PM
what is this realm
some faggot named "lemon" or something told me 2 join
i'm nnot at work, i'm just correcting some history tests
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:23 AM
bah, I have a bag so it wouldn't matter
May15-Aug-16 03:23 AM
well, i have something around 400 to go
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:23 AM
tru
well
any male whose identity is based on having their asshole filled with cum is pretty cancer
or should I say AIDS?
lol
you are mentally sick
May15-Aug-16 03:25 AM
>i'm a dude
you won't look at me and think "HEY, THATS A GURL", you would think "i don't know if thats a really feminine dude or a masculine girl". I'm not taking hormones to get really feminine
i want to get a son before going full on
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:25 AM
@Polsxa hi
Mayrink
May15-Aug-16 03:25 AM
got it axle
?
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:26 AM
Do you have a genetic disorder?
I think you do
hold on let me check what it's called again
May15-Aug-16 03:26 AM
i think he is talking about the legs thing
sorry anon, you will die
and noone will miss you
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:27 AM
I think you have Klinefelter syndrome
if you naturally look feminine then this is the disorder you've got mate
especially if you have some breast developement or abnormally wide hips
May15-Aug-16 03:28 AM
nops, i don't, i just shave
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:28 AM
then you are just mentally ill
May15-Aug-16 03:28 AM
femine and masculine bodys are really, really close
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:28 AM
get some testosterone injections and stop wanting men to cum up your asshole
problem fixed
May15-Aug-16 03:28 AM
any of you can just get a diet
some clothes
learn how to use makeup
and become muh cute
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:29 AM
mate wide hips and feminine features aren't done by a diet
my son would never grow up without a father figure
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:38 AM
It doesn't matter.
Kratos Aurion15-Aug-16 03:38 AM
tbh
that guy is like
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:38 AM
If the father is a boy-loving homo then he's fucked either way
Kratos Aurion15-Aug-16 03:38 AM
6.5
/10
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:38 AM
No homos can replace a good heterosexual male father figure and a mother
robin15-Aug-16 03:38 AM
dj why are u such a bitter loser lmfao
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:38 AM
You are disgusting
May15-Aug-16 03:38 AM
all this hate just because you can't be /cute/ and marry someone pretty
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:38 AM
At least die without making more people into sick, disgusting human beings like yourself
inactive15-Aug-16 03:39 AM
[14/08/2016 21:47:13] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: hey Armenian go race mix
[14/08/2016 21:47:51] Armenian_Chica: No, I want to save the white race.
[14/08/2016 21:48:03] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: reeeeeeeeeeee
[14/08/2016 21:47:13] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: hey Armenian go race mix
[14/08/2016 21:47:51] Armenian_Chica: No, I want to save the white race.
[14/08/2016 21:48:03] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: reeeeeeeeeeee[14/08/2016 21:47:13] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: hey Armenian go race mix
[14/08/2016 21:47:51] Armenian_Chica: No, I want to save the white race.
[14/08/2016 21:48:03] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: reeeeeeeeeeee
[14/08/2016 21:47:13] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: hey Armenian go race mix
[14/08/2016 21:47:51] Armenian_Chica: No, I want to save the white race.
[14/08/2016 21:48:03] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: reeeeeeeeeeee
[14/08/2016 21:47:13] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: hey Armenian go race mix
[14/08/2016 21:47:51] Armenian_Chica: No, I want to save the white race.
[14/08/2016 21:48:03] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: reeeeeeeeeeee
[14/08/2016 21:47:13] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: hey Armenian go race mix
[14/08/2016 21:47:51] Armenian_Chica: No, I want to save the white race.
[14/08/2016 21:48:03] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: reeeeeeeeeeee
[14/08/2016 21:47:13] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: hey Armenian go race mix
[14/08/2016 21:47:51] Armenian_Chica: No, I want to save the white race.
[14/08/2016 21:48:03] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: reeeeeeeeeeee
[14/08/2016 21:47:13] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: hey Armenian go race mix
[14/08/2016 21:47:51] Armenian_Chica: No, I want to save the white race.
[14/08/2016 21:48:03] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: reeeeeeeeeeee[14/08/2016 21:47:13] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: hey Armenian go race mix
[14/08/2016 21:47:51] Armenian_Chica: No, I want to save the white race.
[14/08/2016 21:48:03] Jake "true kang of navarra" Soros: reeeeeeeeeeee
May15-Aug-16 03:39 AM
i can fish
cook
but i can't make shelter
halp
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:39 AM
When the economy crashes, and you are forced to make a choice
I can promise you that you and your kind will be hanged from the streetlights
You will be made into decorations, you sick motherfuckers
robin15-Aug-16 03:40 AM
this has to be satire at this point
DocTurtles15-Aug-16 03:40 AM
Misread that as "banged from teh streetlights"
May15-Aug-16 03:40 AM
>tfw i'm cute enought to rely on other people
how do u feel knowing that even if the world economy crash i will survive?
axle, are you a russian?
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:41 AM
You really think that, huh?
hahahahaha
You don't think there are people out there who know what you are?
Who know what you do, and the consequences of your actions?
May15-Aug-16 03:41 AM
are you a fucking russian?
i can't belive all this hate is coming from a non russian
robin15-Aug-16 03:42 AM
over 9000 current year
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:42 AM
There won't be a gathering of homosexuals large enough to help you
May15-Aug-16 03:42 AM
catgorl>axle
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:42 AM
even then their deceased and AIDS rotten bodies won't be much help
I could smash your teeth in with my fist, for one
I am stating facts
May15-Aug-16 03:43 AM
i bet he is fat
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:43 AM
You asked me, I replied
robin15-Aug-16 03:43 AM
why are u so mad
May15-Aug-16 03:44 AM
he
he
he
i have never seen someone really mad on this chat
Kratos Aurion15-Aug-16 03:44 AM
tbh mayrink is cute but hes going to end up in a marrage where nether person is happy
May15-Aug-16 03:44 AM
probably
Kratos Aurion15-Aug-16 03:44 AM
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:44 AM
It's no wonder(edited)
robin15-Aug-16 03:44 AM
@Kratos Aurion if u can predict the future hit me up with those lotto numbers
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:44 AM
trannies are notorious for being depressed and suicidal
Everything they touch turns rotten
May15-Aug-16 03:46 AM
i'm getting along with a girl from my old class on college but she isn't sure about le marry thing.
People with gender issues need our most profound compassion but they also need the truth so they can escape the pitfalls of changing genders.
My purpose in providing this website is:
1. Preventing suicide and regret by providing real life stories supported by sound research.
2. Highlighting research that shows:
De-transitions and regret are far more common than the media reports
The need for accurate and effective diagnoses of co-morbid disorders
Transgenders often suffer from mental health disorders
Th...
Kratos Aurion15-Aug-16 03:47 AM
I dunno man its your call
but I wouldnt get married unless you were really sure
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:47 AM
have fun matie
Kratos Aurion15-Aug-16 03:48 AM
especially in brazil where being gay isnt like
you know the best thing tbh
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:48 AM
I'm sure you'll have fun getting your dickhole fucked after hours of restless self-lubrication
Kratos Aurion15-Aug-16 03:48 AM
but a high % of people named catgorl regret being born
#fact
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:48 AM
catgorl, that is a flat out lie
You are a liar
May15-Aug-16 03:49 AM
well, we like eachother but we don't really love one another, i mean, we have been living together for the last 3 years, we have dated other people but we just can't split up after this much time
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:49 AM
Besides
You can't really change your gender
It's biologically impossible
Kratos Aurion15-Aug-16 03:49 AM
oh my god
thats litearlly
the worst reason to get married
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:49 AM
female to males need to blow up their carcass of a vagina with a pump
Kratos Aurion15-Aug-16 03:50 AM
I would need like 300 words to fully explain why
May15-Aug-16 03:50 AM
someday my mom said "whoa, you two should get married", we thought about it
and now we can't decide if we marry
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:50 AM
and male to females need to self-lubricate their dickholes
May15-Aug-16 03:50 AM
life here is hard dude, its a third world country
its hard to find someone you can really get along with so well
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:50 AM
I doubt there's much to gain from transitioning except maybe indulging yourself in a fantasy
much like those crazy people who want to cut off their limbs or paralyze themselves
May15-Aug-16 03:51 AM
and not starve to death
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:51 AM
You are genetic fuckwaste
You do nothing, and you have no investment in the future
robin15-Aug-16 03:51 AM
were all laughing at u
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:52 AM
my IQ is equavilent to the Pygmy tribe in Africa. 60.
Kratos Aurion15-Aug-16 03:52 AM
tbh we need @deleted-role to close down this channel
its gotten to cancer
*too
robin15-Aug-16 03:52 AM
rt it literally took 1 guy to ruin it
May15-Aug-16 03:52 AM
this channel is cool
Kratos Aurion15-Aug-16 03:52 AM
mayrink Id really think about it ok
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:52 AM
tough luck catgorl
mr shekelstein lied to you(edited)
The basis of your argumentation is based in Freudian tactics
Kratos Aurion15-Aug-16 03:53 AM
I dont want to see anyother trans girl at the bar who has a 30 minute sob story about getting divoced becuase they had to form a family
:V
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:53 AM
to "get into the head" of your opponents
Kratos Aurion15-Aug-16 03:53 AM
Its more common than you think
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:53 AM
and use their insecurity to defeat them and not what they are saying
nice try tho
Kratos Aurion15-Aug-16 03:53 AM
I mean I'm not saying yes or no
just think about it
robin15-Aug-16 03:54 AM
ya im thinking this guy is mastr trole
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:55 AM
I am serious. Do some of the things I've said seem trolly?
That I don't like faggots?
robin15-Aug-16 03:55 AM
ya ur a loser lmao
why so angry
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:56 AM
What a jewish talking point
very Freudian
You are a very good goy
Kratos Aurion15-Aug-16 03:56 AM
tbh
is /pol/ like
the new bronies
just wrapped up in memes
where every losing argument is
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:57 AM
I am not /pol/.
Kratos Aurion15-Aug-16 03:57 AM
'goy' 'jew' etc
well
tbh you come across pretty strongly as
I dont have a horse in this race
:V
Deleted User15-Aug-16 03:57 AM
the memes have meaning behind them
Using Freudian argumentation is doing the jew's work
It is what the faggot movement did in the 20th century, and still do
but people are waking up to it, we see the decadence of society
that base looks veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy familiar(edited)
Deleted User15-Aug-16 09:29 AM
@Greenpoint Kek i give that pic a strong 5
Raytex15-Aug-16 09:29 AM
Deleted User15-Aug-16 09:30 AM
@Greenpoint rattling hi hats
Raytex15-Aug-16 09:30 AM
Greenpoint15-Aug-16 09:30 AM
Raytex15-Aug-16 09:30 AM
Greenpoint15-Aug-16 09:31 AM
Raytex15-Aug-16 09:31 AM
fuji15-Aug-16 09:33 AM
oh god I'm loving it
Raytex15-Aug-16 09:33 AM
fuji15-Aug-16 09:33 AM
the / mu/ base is choice
Raytex15-Aug-16 09:33 AM
Greenpoint15-Aug-16 09:34 AM
Raytex15-Aug-16 09:34 AM
fuji15-Aug-16 09:35 AM
>the glow pt 2
pottery
Raytex15-Aug-16 09:36 AM
it's a shame I lost like 700~ screenshots
Greenpoint15-Aug-16 09:37 AM
comfy moo cave
Raytex15-Aug-16 09:37 AM
Greenpoint15-Aug-16 09:38 AM
tfw lost all my screenshots from prior to 2014
Raytex15-Aug-16 09:38 AM
fuji15-Aug-16 09:41 AM
That underwater forest is crazy
Raytex15-Aug-16 09:41 AM
Greenpoint15-Aug-16 09:44 AM
aah
Raytex15-Aug-16 09:44 AM
Greenpoint15-Aug-16 09:44 AM
spooked me good
Raytex15-Aug-16 09:44 AM
Deleted User15-Aug-16 09:45 AM
Still at it? God darn
Raytex15-Aug-16 09:45 AM
fuji15-Aug-16 09:53 AM
Those battlements were so kludgy
thanks for the dump
Raytex15-Aug-16 09:54 AM
fuji15-Aug-16 09:58 AM
What based is this
Raytex15-Aug-16 09:58 AM
and the rest is probably lost forever
these are actually the unsorted ones I had on my minecraft folder
Deleted User15-Aug-16 10:34 AM
Jesus
That took u like an hour
Top zozzle
Raytex15-Aug-16 10:35 AM
Well I was playing Orange Juice so not like I cared that much
René15-Aug-16 10:56 AM
I miss symphogi's fence wall(edited)
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!15-Aug-16 05:04 PM
@everyone /d/ can shitpost harder than you
robin15-Aug-16 05:04 PM
who care...
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!15-Aug-16 05:04 PM
heh, yuor ignorense will be ur downfall, kiddo
Deleted User15-Aug-16 05:07 PM
hey I know that guy
Bumblefuck15-Aug-16 05:21 PM
But I am /d/, I'm just in dis guise
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!15-Aug-16 06:45 PM
@catgorl Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop my memes ain’t bout this, my memes ain’t bout that My my memes a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y’all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about My memes ain’t no hitta My memes ain’t this My memes are fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y’all don’t live with that nigga Y’all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin’ at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin’ playin’ him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about my memes I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil’ Reese and them.
robin15-Aug-16 06:45 PM
oh dear
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!15-Aug-16 06:51 PM
Robin is now my waifu
Better than Catgorl tbqh
robin15-Aug-16 06:52 PM
what
sorry there's someone else i like
please understand
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!15-Aug-16 06:52 PM
o-okay
robin15-Aug-16 06:54 PM
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!15-Aug-16 07:16 PM
I want this
Frood15-Aug-16 09:49 PM
please
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!16-Aug-16 12:40 AM
René16-Aug-16 01:43 AM
robin16-Aug-16 01:49 AM
also this pic was a good thing to come out of intcraft
$lemonkatov16-Aug-16 01:50 AM
aaaa
robin16-Aug-16 01:50 AM
$lemonkatov16-Aug-16 01:50 AM
lmao
robin16-Aug-16 01:51 AM
@$lemonkatov
$lemonkatov16-Aug-16 01:52 AM
you forgot the lemon era
robin16-Aug-16 01:52 AM
the official server quality timeline
i didnt play 'lemon era'
Brig rrrrrr16-Aug-16 01:52 AM
lemon era was good to kill /pol/ in
$lemonkatov16-Aug-16 01:52 AM
lemon era was pvp friendly
robin16-Aug-16 01:53 AM
but so was 1.0
$lemonkatov16-Aug-16 01:53 AM
everything was perfect in 1.0
until freddy removed diamond armor n shid
robin16-Aug-16 01:53 AM
except fucking redmajora
>le epic oil rig meme man
Brig rrrrrr16-Aug-16 01:53 AM
>people are unironicaly acting like they understand pvp meta greater than Norse in intcraft
Hell I have all sorts of health problems that would excuse me for being fat yet I built myself up to the point where I could be healthy.
I'm not going to say I'm in perfect shape or a shining example of fitness but at least I can run 5 miles.
dazint16-Aug-16 05:40 PM
Who dootmaster here?
Dad16-Aug-16 06:40 PM
If you can run two miles in less than twenty minutes you don't deserve to be euthanized
Hide_Hirofumi16-Aug-16 06:41 PM
What about 22 minutes?
Deleted User16-Aug-16 06:44 PM
thats not less than 20
jesus can't you at least follow your stereotypes?
Dad16-Aug-16 06:45 PM
Hide is a filthy gajin
Canuckdreamer16-Aug-16 07:10 PM
I keep my runs to 45 min the distance depends on where I run
Dad16-Aug-16 07:23 PM
1 BLOCKED MESSAGE
robin16-Aug-16 07:35 PM
@Cryostat this is a big boy meme
Canuckdreamer16-Aug-16 07:41 PM
Catgorl can't handle the banter
robin16-Aug-16 07:44 PM
Canuckdreamer16-Aug-16 07:49 PM
Bumblefuck16-Aug-16 07:49 PM
Meme
Canuckdreamer16-Aug-16 07:50 PM
Buzzword
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 01:15 AM
@deleted-role >move into new house at age 7
>house built in the 1800s, old house
>hear noises at nights, hear my door creak open slightly by itself
>see large moving shadows in rooms
>one night, sleeping, hear door creak open
>hear a whisper in my ears "Uh oh spaghettios"
>ghost proceeds to stick his ethereal ghostdick in my angus
>ravages me for hours straight
>mom comes in
>pulls down her pants
>there's a dick, my moms a guy
>she goes goofy on my sweet ass, bazingas the shit out of me
>I'm now dead and a ghoast
>spoopy
Dora17-Aug-16 01:42 AM
@wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 02:20 AM
C12H22O11
(C12H22O11)3
p-please laugh
Deleted User17-Aug-16 02:21 AM
nah
Canuckdreamer17-Aug-16 02:21 AM
not funny
feel bad
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 02:21 AM
n-nobully
Phi17-Aug-16 02:23 AM
you should've put ^3 instead
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 02:25 AM
youre right
Torchkas17-Aug-16 02:25 AM
what happens if you snort sugar?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 02:25 AM
youd get delcious drips
tbqh
Torchkas17-Aug-16 02:25 AM
boogers have never tasted this good before
Dad17-Aug-16 03:01 AM
Trannies
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:02 AM
wasn't it bisexuality is a mental disorder?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:02 AM
a mental disorder
Dad17-Aug-16 03:02 AM
Bisexuality is even less common than homosexuality
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:02 AM
i dont believe that
Dad17-Aug-16 03:02 AM
People that say they're bisexual are just not fully developed kids an awful lot of the time
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:02 AM
thats like double the chances of getting off
Dad17-Aug-16 03:02 AM
Also I would only consider it a valid thing from non-virgin guys
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:02 AM
if being bisexual is wrong, then i dont want to be eright
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:03 AM
yes ok
Dad17-Aug-16 03:03 AM
Dudes that have gotten their dicks wet don't want dude asshole
And girl homosex is just masturbation
so it doesn't count for shit
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:03 AM
they have other holes
also
mouth feels the same no matter what geder
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:03 AM
first of all
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:03 AM
kaname right nigga
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:04 AM
most of the anal sex is done by straight people
Dad17-Aug-16 03:04 AM
YO THANKS MY NIGGA DJ
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:04 AM
only stupid faggot autists want man asshole
wew the bait
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:04 AM
so it's not really about "the superiority of someone's hole"
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:04 AM
i wouldnt fuck man ass
Dad17-Aug-16 03:04 AM
Torchkas that's because 98% of people are straight
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:04 AM
not you
Dad17-Aug-16 03:04 AM
You fag
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:04 AM
thats disgusting
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:04 AM
"boys give better bj's" no man
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:04 AM
no shit
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:04 AM
you're just a communist faggot
no
how much heroin does AntiFa give you again?
i bet
Dad17-Aug-16 03:04 AM
TOO MANY PEOPLE TALKING
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:05 AM
"I'm not gay, that must mean all gays are mentally ill"
seems like kind of a stretch doesn't it
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:05 AM
Let's think about this, Torchas(edited)
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:05 AM
and what if it isn't
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:05 AM
fucking vagina to make kids, or fucking asshole to make nothing
hmmm
@catgorl would you fuck a woman?
well I guess they're both the same
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:05 AM
does it invalidate love men feel towards each other?
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:06 AM
no mentally ill person would fuck an asshole instead of a vagina right
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:06 AM
i dont care who sucks my dick
t b q h
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:06 AM
I mean, live and let live mannn
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:06 AM
you always talk about sex but there's more to homosexuality, or bisexuality than that
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:06 AM
more to homosexuality?
more to bisexuality?
yes, there is more AIDS for sure
I know that for a fact
Dad17-Aug-16 03:06 AM
Homosexuality is an evolutionary control put in place to counter overpopulation
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:06 AM
nope
not even that Kaname
@catgorl could you manage that kind of relationship?
It's just mentally ill people who want to feel special
Dad17-Aug-16 03:06 AM
Could be
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:06 AM
facetious 4chan kid
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:06 AM
could be?
Have you seen the statistics mate?
Bumblefuck17-Aug-16 03:07 AM
@Deleted User@catgorl now kith
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:07 AM
this isnt going anywhere cause people are too edgy here
Dad17-Aug-16 03:07 AM
But the kids of gay couples end up being disproportionately gay
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:07 AM
For instance, a disturbing amount of homosexuals were molested as children contra heterosexual children
which implies that childhood trauma made them homosexual
Dad17-Aug-16 03:07 AM
So its either the homos killing the spirits of children, yeah like that
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:07 AM
@Dad shoe me a statistic that supports this
Dad17-Aug-16 03:07 AM
o k
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:07 AM
@Deleted User so what about the ones that weren't traumatized?
or what about the straight kids who were molested?
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:08 AM
They're mentally ill in other aspects
@catgorl you'd date a woman for emotional reasons but not sexual ones, could you manage a relationship that you weren't interested in sexually
It's not random that so many homosexuals or trannies kill themselves
Dad17-Aug-16 03:08 AM
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:08 AM
maybe it's because you keep hammering that they're mentally ill?
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:08 AM
It's because their homosexuality, bisexuality, trannyhood w/e is a symptom of their depression
or mentally ill state
They need to be fixed, or forever be a broken fuckpuppet
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:08 AM
no my depression is actually a sympton of me being trans
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:09 AM
hahahaha
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:09 AM
;))))))
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:09 AM
idk but its great
>symptom of me being trans
you're trans, Trochkas?
hahahahahahahaha
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:09 AM
shut up reddit
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:09 AM
get some testosterone, faggot
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:09 AM
wait
Dad17-Aug-16 03:09 AM
i think this is the one
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:09 AM
youd be better in /pol/
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:09 AM
I've had testosterone for 18 years thank you
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:09 AM
take some testosterone injections so you stop being a suicidal idiot
get some children
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:09 AM
I want children
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:09 AM
DO NOT ADOPT CHILDREN YOU SICK FUCK
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:10 AM
like it's so fucking otherwordly for you
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:10 AM
i doubt that chart is legit
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:10 AM
that people might be different from yourself
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:10 AM
it is otherwordly indeed
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:10 AM
there are many more black families
that would change the stats in that
tbqh
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:10 AM
because believe it or not, you need a penis and a vagina to make children.
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:10 AM
no you dont
not anymore tbh
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:10 AM
yeah, single motherhood?
Dad17-Aug-16 03:10 AM
@catgorl They'd be abused and end up gay (disproportionately compared to normal families)
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:10 AM
have fun with your autistic children fam
Dad17-Aug-16 03:11 AM
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:11 AM
Ask any autist if they grew up with a father, a present father or a good father, and they'll tell you that they didn't
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:11 AM
now theres a chart that makes sense
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:11 AM
single mothers fuck up a child's mind
beyond your comprehension
Dad17-Aug-16 03:11 AM
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:11 AM
that however
does not
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:11 AM
okay but what about all the normal people with single mothers?
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:11 AM
So if you come here and tell me that I don't understand mentally ill people? Yes. I do not understand mentally ill people
because you're fucking mentally ill
you are illogical
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:12 AM
the next one does
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:12 AM
>all the normal people with single mothers
who?
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:12 AM
you're just ranting about strawman arguments
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:12 AM
no, I mean
who?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:12 AM
hurr youre mentally ill cause i saied you are
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:12 AM
well not you obviously
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:12 AM
who had a single mother and grew up normally?
Hlwys17-Aug-16 03:12 AM
george washington bbqh
Dad17-Aug-16 03:12 AM
Renge why doesn't Social Sciences Study make sense
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:12 AM
george washington didn't grow up with anyone
he was left all alone in the wilderness for 6 months
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:13 AM
the nobel one makes sense
because
it doesnt account for niggers
Dad17-Aug-16 03:13 AM
@catgorl Its really unlikely he has 70 IQ
Like statistically speaking
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:13 AM
which would make the stats much closer togetehr
Dad17-Aug-16 03:13 AM
He's white catgorl
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:13 AM
80iq is mental retardation
Dad17-Aug-16 03:13 AM
And spells correctly
@wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!! 85
And no its 70 now
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:14 AM
really?
Dad17-Aug-16 03:14 AM
Changed in 1972
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:14 AM
there are different charts
Dad17-Aug-16 03:14 AM
Because 50% of blacks fell below the line
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:14 AM
Kaname, I just jested with them that I had 60 IQ because I was part of the African pygmy tribe
hahahaha
Dad17-Aug-16 03:14 AM
The national standard is 70
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:14 AM
my iq is 131 so everyone can suck my dick
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:14 AM
RengeChon
Dad17-Aug-16 03:14 AM
Now only 15 or 20% of Blacks fall below the line
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:14 AM
I honestly believe that two women cannot properly raise a child, but I do believe that two men can. Not any random two men, but there are certainly gays that can raise children.
@catgorl and @wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!, did you grow up with good fathers?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:15 AM
yes
Dad17-Aug-16 03:15 AM
Torchkas that study is an outlier
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:15 AM
did he teach you how to be a man?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:15 AM
no
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:15 AM
did he throw ball with you?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:15 AM
"throw ball"
what is this, the 50s?
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:15 AM
@Dad they sure are outliers when they don't support your worldview
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:15 AM
did he teach you how to cut down a tree?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:15 AM
no
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:15 AM
hunt animals?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:15 AM
why would i need to do that?
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:15 AM
"how to be a man"
Dad17-Aug-16 03:15 AM
No they're outliers because they don't align with 90% of the research out there
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:15 AM
I must confess I cheated a little bit.
Dad17-Aug-16 03:15 AM
Also "Significant"
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:16 AM
honestly axle
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:16 AM
I noticed you had anime girl profile pictures and knew that you were autistic.
Dad17-Aug-16 03:16 AM
No "Significant" difference
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:16 AM
ive ALWAYS livved in a city
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:16 AM
if your father taught you that this is the proper way to behave
then he's failed showing you the way
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:16 AM
my pfp is a drawing of me
Dad17-Aug-16 03:16 AM
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:16 AM
I had a great relationship with my dad, its probably why people tell me I'm so boyish tbh
Bumblefuck17-Aug-16 03:16 AM
Good meme
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:17 AM
"autistic"
lmao
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:17 AM
Yuri, are you a girl?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:17 AM
i can gloat and be a faggot insecure fuck
it woyuld disprove axle
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:17 AM
@Deleted User are you a girl?
Dad17-Aug-16 03:18 AM
No
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:18 AM
i'm a girl
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:18 AM
"I had a great relationship with my dad, its probably why people tell me I'm so boyish tbh" notice this quote. "its probably why people tell me I'm so boyish".
What do you think happens to boys who are raised by single mothers?
Dad17-Aug-16 03:19 AM
Axle I've voice chatted with Yuri
Its a dude
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:19 AM
Eh, he's a faggot then
Hlwys17-Aug-16 03:19 AM
in all honesty the concept of "girl" is outdated in modern society
Dad17-Aug-16 03:19 AM
hilwys this is serious degeneracy chat
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:19 AM
"in all honesty the concept of "girl" is outdated in modern society"
Dad17-Aug-16 03:19 AM
Not meme degeneracy chat
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:19 AM
Dad17-Aug-16 03:19 AM
MonkeysInSpace17-Aug-16 03:19 AM
Kaname is not pol surprisingly, he's been in /tg/ since v1
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:20 AM
what is this even about anymore
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:20 AM
Torchkas
take testosterone injections
You need them.
MonkeysInSpace17-Aug-16 03:20 AM
the general board ideology went really far right tho
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:20 AM
how does it feel knowing that someone who is "menatlly ill" can speak 4 languages and is much smarter than you?
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:20 AM
You are a broken human being.
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:20 AM
yeah no
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:20 AM
lmao
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:20 AM
I've taken testosterone injections
they're called my balls
they didn't make me very happy in fact
MonkeysInSpace17-Aug-16 03:20 AM
feminine balls
:^)
Dad17-Aug-16 03:20 AM
Foreign language is one of the least important and significant areas of human knowledge
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:20 AM
@wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!! I have no doubt that autists are better than me in their chosen interest.
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:21 AM
i meant in general nigger
Dad17-Aug-16 03:21 AM
There are effectively no important discoveries made from language research
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:21 AM
You asked me how it feels?
I just simply answered knowing that you are autistic.
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:21 AM
yes please
Dad17-Aug-16 03:21 AM
catgorl I understand you're moving the goalposts but come on
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:21 AM
id like to see
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:21 AM
something I do better than you? I am a man for instance.
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:21 AM
if you have an iq of 70 anyone with a skill must seem autistic, to be honest
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:21 AM
I can take care of my people
Dad17-Aug-16 03:21 AM
I'm sure a murderer does something right in his life
Hlwys17-Aug-16 03:21 AM
waheyyyyy
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:21 AM
I am not a weak ass faggot like you
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:21 AM
"being a man" isn't a skill
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:22 AM
>
>
>
>
>
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:22 AM
it's something you either are or aren't
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:22 AM
>
>
>
>
>
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:22 AM
In today's society, it sadly is
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:22 AM
>
MonkeysInSpace17-Aug-16 03:22 AM
this fucking chat
holy fuck
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:22 AM
youre a man
but youre arguing with people online
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:22 AM
because faggots like you turn "being a man" into wanting to fuck men's assholes
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:22 AM
youre a fucking idiot
lmao
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:22 AM
and being a man is according to you, what?
Dad17-Aug-16 03:22 AM
@MonkeysInSpace Are you surprised that /reddit/ x3 and /d/ are arguing
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:22 AM
>you're stupid for arguing against us! You're pathetic for educating us!
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:22 AM
im neither a man nor a women
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:22 AM
mhm
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:23 AM
hmmmm
what am i
i can be either tbqh
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:23 AM
You're a man
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:23 AM
if i tried
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:23 AM
You have a dick
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:23 AM
>
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:23 AM
so catgorl is a man
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:23 AM
You have an anime profile picture, no girls online has anime profile pictures
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:23 AM
wow that was hard
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:23 AM
as i said
its a picture of me
not some random girl
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:23 AM
you're a man nonetheless
why are you triggered so badly by me calling you what you are?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:23 AM
so does that mean im just as good as you
simply because im a man?
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:24 AM
"wahh wahh i'm not a man how DARE YOU"?!?!?!?
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:24 AM
because you just contradicted yourself
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:24 AM
can you do 10 pushups?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:24 AM
so by your logic
im not autistic
yes
i can
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:24 AM
how much do you weigh?
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:24 AM
I can do 10 pushups and I'm a fucking tranny god
how thick
is your skull
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:24 AM
~140-150
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:24 AM
honestly
MonkeysInSpace17-Aug-16 03:24 AM
tranny god confirmed
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:24 AM
probably 135 tbqh
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:24 AM
that meant to have a comma
Bumblefuck17-Aug-16 03:24 AM
@Deleted User muh superiority complex
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:24 AM
in KG, not US niggerspeak
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:25 AM
im not in us i just use that cause everyone does
MonkeysInSpace17-Aug-16 03:25 AM
I've taken a varying number of tests and were all between 132 and 138
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:25 AM
61 kg
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:25 AM
WHAT
You're 61 kg??
MonkeysInSpace17-Aug-16 03:25 AM
Transgenderism is mental illness tho
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:25 AM
no wonder you can take 10 pushups XD
it's like pushing up nothing
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:25 AM
axle is a fatty confirmed
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:25 AM
@MonkeysInSpace don't brag about IQ tests tbh(edited)
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:25 AM
im ~150 cm
Hlwys17-Aug-16 03:25 AM
>I'm 6'4, with blond hair and blue eyes
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:25 AM
Renge
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
im 18
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
You are asian.
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
im welsh
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
your eyes are slanted.
nope.
You're asian.
DocK17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
zeekaiser pls go
Bumblefuck17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
Kek
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
were they professional tests @MonkeysInSpace
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
I have one of those things Hlwys
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
okay im asian now
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
are your eyes slanted?
Be honest
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
very slightly
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
asian
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
as many welsh people
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
nope, you're adopted kid
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
i was fucking born in wlaes
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
so what?
Hlwys17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
pls be in blaenau ffestiniog kiddo
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
if a nigger is born in china does it mean he's chinese?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:26 AM
NO
IM NOT IN THAT FAGGOT TOWN
MonkeysInSpace17-Aug-16 03:27 AM
yes @Torchkas , administered by a psychiatrist I had because we had nothing new to talk about for a few sessions
Bumblefuck17-Aug-16 03:27 AM
Who the fuck cares tbqhfamalam
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:27 AM
neat
I have an IQ of 128
DocK17-Aug-16 03:27 AM
dj axle
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:27 AM
atm im in Caerdydd
MonkeysInSpace17-Aug-16 03:27 AM
@Torchkas was a few years back
DocK17-Aug-16 03:27 AM
i am the pol leader
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:27 AM
still a tranny though
:(
MonkeysInSpace17-Aug-16 03:27 AM
@Deleted User they brought it up, not me
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:27 AM
>my iq is superior to yours! this is why I am a communist tranny who sucks dick for heroin!!
mhm
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:27 AM
monkeys has a higher iq than me though?
not sure what your point is
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:28 AM
my iq is superior than 128
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:28 AM
I'm just pointing out that you are a fuckpuppet
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:28 AM
sucks im autsitic though
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:28 AM
nothing else, really.(edited)
DocK17-Aug-16 03:28 AM
my iq is 21cm
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:28 AM
IQ isn't a reliable system of measuring intelligence though
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:28 AM
but I'm not
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:28 AM
i know it isnt
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:28 AM
don't humor retards who think it is.
Bumblefuck17-Aug-16 03:28 AM
Bragging about IQ is as stupid as Bragging about push-ups body weight or nationality.
No one cares tbh
Suicidal depression is usually a year or two after the transition
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:34 AM
not related to his transniggerism ofc
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:34 AM
I'm on anti-depressants
Dad17-Aug-16 03:34 AM
Depression =/= suicidal depression
DocK17-Aug-16 03:34 AM
what do you take torchkas
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:34 AM
he assured us this
Dad17-Aug-16 03:34 AM
It gets worse after the transition fails
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:34 AM
citalopram
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:35 AM
this chat is boring
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:35 AM
after all, it's not like 80% of trans people are suicidal or anything! ha-ha!
DocK17-Aug-16 03:35 AM
weeeew
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:35 AM
totally unrelated!
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:35 AM
its jjust people repeating themselves
DocK17-Aug-16 03:35 AM
prescribed by neurologist i take it
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:35 AM
20mg
Hlwys17-Aug-16 03:35 AM
if you didn't follow the chris-chan method of transitioning then you made a mistake
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:35 AM
someone make fun of me
Dad17-Aug-16 03:35 AM
I don't know why we don't have better information about the mental degredation of transgenders yet
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:35 AM
i will provide info on me
DocK17-Aug-16 03:35 AM
psychiatrists steer clear of citalopram
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:35 AM
Torchkas I have a good way you can enter the anime world forever
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:35 AM
it's interesting ever since I've been taking it I've been able to think much more clearly
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:35 AM
better than ;istening to the sameshit
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:35 AM
you need a double-barreled shotgun though...
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:36 AM
I live in the netherlands benin I don't know if that's relevant
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:36 AM
mmm
love me some Europe
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:36 AM
just know that it took a while before they put me on any meds at all
DocK17-Aug-16 03:36 AM
ye
tell me your body proportions
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:36 AM
You know, Torchkas
I know how to solve your issue with depression quite easily actually(edited)
DocK17-Aug-16 03:36 AM
going the other way and getting fit has worked for some
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:36 AM
inb4 suide
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:36 AM
I'm 5'6 115 pounds
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:36 AM
hahaha
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:36 AM
It's really quite simple
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:36 AM
funny
not repetitive at all
totally original
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:37 AM
STOP. TAKING. THE. FUCKING. MEDICINE.
DocK17-Aug-16 03:37 AM
because once you have a manly pose you'll get attached to your form
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:37 AM
START. TAKING. TESTOSTERONE.
WORK. OUT.
Dad17-Aug-16 03:37 AM
Lifting = Testosterone production
catgorl you're not a human being at that proportion
No
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:37 AM
catgorl wao
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:37 AM
sure, but Torchkas obviously needs a fucking kick
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:37 AM
im in love
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:37 AM
I know I am an attractive man
but it doesn't make me happy
Dad17-Aug-16 03:37 AM
Start olympic swimming catgorl
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:37 AM
You are not an attractive man to women
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:37 AM
you know i was
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
You are a skinny loser
Dad17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
The U.S needs more meme medlas
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
You can't protect them
You are genetic fuckwaste
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
I got a referral from my doctor to a dysphoria clinic
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
DYSPHORIA ISN'T REAL
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
they're going to do extensive testing and see what's the best for me
Dad17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
Why do those exist
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
FUCK
DocK17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
torchkas
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
yes it is
DocK17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
have you tried lifting religiously
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
it's a clinic inside an academic hospital
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
this is boring
Dad17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
ok
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
have I tried lifting? yeah
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
ACADEMIA IS INFESTED WITH COMMUNISTS
FUCK
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
im going to jerk off
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
ARE YOU STUPID
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:38 AM
didn't really make me feel better
Dad17-Aug-16 03:39 AM
how long did you do it for
DocK17-Aug-16 03:39 AM
were you on medication while you were lifting?
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:39 AM
THEY WANT YOU TO TAKE ANTIDEPRESSANTS TO YOU TURN SCHIZOPHRENIC AND HAVE TO TAKE DRUGS FOR THAT SHIT
Dad17-Aug-16 03:39 AM
also feel better from hat
Hlwys17-Aug-16 03:39 AM
>"i lift up le heavy objects and put them down again repeatedly XDD"
Dad17-Aug-16 03:39 AM
what
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:39 AM
IT'S A FUCKING BUSINESS
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:39 AM
no
DocK17-Aug-16 03:39 AM
what do you eat usually
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:39 AM
food?
DocK17-Aug-16 03:39 AM
yes what kind
grains etc
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:39 AM
yeah I eat grains
and oatmeal
and fibres
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:40 AM
Torchkas, any fish?
D-vitamins?
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:40 AM
yeah fish is good
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:40 AM
do you eat it though?
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:40 AM
yes
not regularly though it's pretty expensive
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:41 AM
god damn it
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:41 AM
idk what you guys' deal is. I doubt that me being trans is somehow a failure of my masculinity
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:41 AM
fucking zinc meme
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:41 AM
I get why you think it
but I doubt it
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:41 AM
YOU DOUBT IT'S A FAILURE OF YOUR MASCULINITY TO WANT TO BE FEMININE?
HAHAHAHAHA
DocK17-Aug-16 03:41 AM
honestly the best i can advise considering how distanced i am from your case, i can only recommend you keep taking your medicine, switch to a high-meat diet including fish and beef, and following a lifting program for a few months
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:41 AM
I've thought about it myself long enough
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:41 AM
no.
Stop taking the anti-depressants
start going for fucking walks
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:42 AM
I think listening to my own doctor is going to give me a better life
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:42 AM
You know, psychiatrists used to preschribe going on fucking walks as antridepressants in the past?
DocK17-Aug-16 03:42 AM
what did he recommend
MonkeysInSpace17-Aug-16 03:42 AM
is Goldstein an actual fucking doctor?
Hlwys17-Aug-16 03:42 AM
>it happened in the past therefore it is automatically right
MonkeysInSpace17-Aug-16 03:42 AM
I always thought the name was a joke
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:42 AM
yeah, listen to your doctor, take his psychotropic drugs mate
DocK17-Aug-16 03:42 AM
no monkeys it is not
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:42 AM
he already referred me to the clinic I told you that like 5 minutes ago
DocK17-Aug-16 03:42 AM
that it?
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:43 AM
Don't produce any endorphins on your own except when you're masturbating to men's assholes
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:43 AM
my fucking therapist doesn't get paid by pharmacies
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:43 AM
really healthy mate
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:43 AM
god you're so stupid
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:43 AM
yeah, I'm the idiot here
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:43 AM
yeah
Hlwys17-Aug-16 03:43 AM
DJ AXLE TOESUCKER SUPREME - Today at 2:43 AM
yeah, I'm the idiot here
DocK17-Aug-16 03:43 AM
screenshotted
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:43 AM
yeah
DocK17-Aug-16 03:43 AM
framed up a wall
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:43 AM
lmao
gg
Hlwys17-Aug-16 03:44 AM
congratulations
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:44 AM
this isnt going anywhere tbqh
Hlwys17-Aug-16 03:44 AM
you played yourself
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:44 AM
its like
DocK17-Aug-16 03:44 AM
best of wishes to you torchkas
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:44 AM
thanks
I know you mean well
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:44 AM
"oh yeah i like being this"
Dad17-Aug-16 03:44 AM
Also it isn't correct to say doctors aren't paid by medical companies
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:44 AM
"no youre wrong for being this"
"here let me strawman"
????????
be trans all you want who tf cares
Dad17-Aug-16 03:44 AM
Pharma companies sponsor lots of conventions and give out plenty of free samples for those doctors to perscribe
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:44 AM
I've had enough doubts of myself to deal with. I haven't accepted myself like this for too long
DocK17-Aug-16 03:44 AM
being paid by medical companies will 99% change the type of drug we prescribe, not the algorithm we go to hand em out tbh
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:44 AM
you're so clever mate
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:45 AM
don't expect the world to
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:45 AM
logical fallacies are the worst!
mr shekelstein told me so!
They're not based in logic at ALL!!
Hlwys17-Aug-16 03:45 AM
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:45 AM
slippery slope is a lie!!!
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:45 AM
i just saw that movie
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:45 AM
SLIPPERY SLOPE IS A LIE!!!
DocK17-Aug-16 03:45 AM
at least where i live there is a peer supervision system
Dad17-Aug-16 03:45 AM
Torchkas at least go out in a blaze of glory, take out some Mohammeds in Brussels
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:45 AM
SLIPPERY SLOPE IS A LIE!!!!!!
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:45 AM
"let me bold my words so i sound like all my points are right!"
>/out/
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:46 AM
Renge, do you have autism?
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:46 AM
once I decide to kill myself I'll kill some muslims with me kaname
write this down
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:46 AM
i have other things
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:46 AM
I asked you specifically
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:46 AM
but no developmental delays
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:46 AM
do you have autism?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:46 AM
no, no autsim
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:46 AM
what do you have then?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:46 AM
stpd, bpd, adhd, and recurring depression
i challenge you to make fun of me
please
DocK17-Aug-16 03:47 AM
rip
Hlwys17-Aug-16 03:47 AM
i too have lapd
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:47 AM
hahahahahahaha
>adhd oh you poor goyim
tell me Renge
did they give you medication for your adhd?
What did they prescribe, do you remember?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:47 AM
"stpd= schitzotypal personality disorder"
i dont take anything for that
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:47 AM
God forbid my son actually be active
fuck off, schizophrenia isn't possible without psychotropic drugs
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:47 AM
what
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:48 AM
legit.
It's a forced condition.
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:48 AM
I still sometimes think I'm schizoid
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:48 AM
im not schitzophrenic you idiot
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:48 AM
schizoid is schizophrenic.
Torchkas17-Aug-16 03:48 AM
don't worry renge he won't understand it
Dad17-Aug-16 03:48 AM
ADD/ADHD incidence rates correlate with the intensity/quality of public schools in the area
Its pretty cool to see that map
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:48 AM
you don't get schizoid without taking drugs mate.
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:48 AM
im not schizoid either
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:48 AM
anyway, did you take medications for your ADHD as a child?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:48 AM
no, i ddnt
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:48 AM
he never said he was schizoid you autist
good, at least you're not lobotimized.
Dad17-Aug-16 03:49 AM
The more you're forced to sit down and learn the more certain kids try to squirm
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:49 AM
stop buzzwording and using strawmen you idiot
you look worse and worse each time
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:49 AM
"stpd= schitzotypal personality disorder" same thing.
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:49 AM
it isnt
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:49 AM
can only be induced through psychotropic drugs.
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:49 AM
you dont even know what youre talking about
DocTurtles17-Aug-16 03:49 AM
catgorl why is that waving cat ear picture not wallpaper sized?
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:49 AM
I do know what I am talking about
the psychological industry is a sham
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:49 AM
fuck this
youre an idiot
Hlwys17-Aug-16 03:50 AM
amine
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:50 AM
im done with you
DocK17-Aug-16 03:50 AM
pls no pic spam
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:50 AM
more anime please
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:50 AM
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:50 AM
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:50 AM
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:50 AM
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:50 AM
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:51 AM
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:51 AM
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!17-Aug-16 03:51 AM
l-lewd
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:51 AM
@catgorl
DocK17-Aug-16 03:53 AM
torchkas
Dad17-Aug-16 03:53 AM
fag
DocK17-Aug-16 03:53 AM
were you in pol in 4chab
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:53 AM
@Romanski
DocK17-Aug-16 03:53 AM
your name is familiar
@Torchkas torchkas were you in pol in 4chab your name is familiar
Hlwys17-Aug-16 03:54 AM
he was
the absolute madman
MonkeysInSpace17-Aug-16 03:54 AM
post degeneracy
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:54 AM
hm
MonkeysInSpace17-Aug-16 03:54 AM
Deleted User17-Aug-16 03:54 AM
if he was in pol 4chab, that means he was a fucking spy
im going to add myself to mlp chat just to see how bad it is
abuse me harder day
dazint18-Aug-16 12:40 AM
Can we have Grand Autists of each faction and you must challenge them to a game of their choosing? If you win, you win control of the faction. You must whittle their forces to their VERY LAST claim.
MonkeysInSpace18-Aug-16 12:44 AM
256 disc Tower of Hanoi
Deleted User18-Aug-16 12:53 AM
you need to beat me in 2x2 grid minesweeper to gain control of the faction
Canuckdreamer18-Aug-16 01:47 AM
You aren't our leader anyway
Torchkas18-Aug-16 02:01 AM
/aut/
Hlwys18-Aug-16 02:01 AM
Canuckdreamer18-Aug-16 02:11 AM
I really like this meme post more
Dad18-Aug-16 02:53 AM
@wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!! I like this Nisekoi anime
It's full of charm
Dad18-Aug-16 03:03 AM
The story of how they met is adorable
Deleted User18-Aug-16 03:09 AM
Are you talking about @catgorl and me?
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!18-Aug-16 03:16 AM
Thanks, I try to give people good auggestions
Also
The idea of challenging people to a game of their own choosing is both smart and idiotic
Anyone challenging me would always lose
I'd just play "highest number"
Basically highest number wins
And since challenger starts, I'd never lose
I pick 3000000000
I win
Also
People can't steal other boards' games
I do
Okay I don't
Oh geez
I'd never of known that
phnxmgnm18-Aug-16 03:21 AM
MAX Long Long int
MonkeysInSpace18-Aug-16 03:21 AM
32 bit signed integer
you fucking mongoloid loving shit
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!18-Aug-16 03:22 AM
9 is best number tbqh
phnxmgnm18-Aug-16 03:23 AM
Unsigned Long is 4,294,967,295.
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!18-Aug-16 03:23 AM
SHUT
9 IS BETTER
MonkeysInSpace18-Aug-16 03:23 AM
>long
>2^32-1
you're wrong
on so many levels
Dad18-Aug-16 03:24 AM
This conversation is so fucking nerdy
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!18-Aug-16 03:24 AM
NO
phnxmgnm18-Aug-16 03:24 AM
Long Long is 9,223,372,036,854,775,807, ULLong is 18,446,744,073,709,551,615.
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!18-Aug-16 03:24 AM
THE PHYSICS NUMBER
Dad18-Aug-16 03:24 AM
They couldn't even have this conversation on big bang theory its so fucking nerdy
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!18-Aug-16 03:24 AM
NINE
FUCK UOU
phnxmgnm18-Aug-16 03:24 AM
@MonkeysInSpace I'm talking C, what are you talking about?
MonkeysInSpace18-Aug-16 03:25 AM
what fucking system do you have where a 64 bit integer is ultra long long
phnxmgnm18-Aug-16 03:25 AM
@wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!! I am in no way debating the quality of numbers.
If you really want to know the end of this, after more research, limits.h is machine specific. So it looks like the one I found was from a pre-32 bit OS.
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+ very easygoing
+ still recognizes when to take things seriously
+ not afraid to take initiatives
+ cute/pretty as a high schooler
+ still cute/pretty as an adult
Negatives:
- "haha i was only pretending to be an idiot"
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wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!18-Aug-16 08:17 AM
infj tbh
MonkeysInSpace18-Aug-16 08:20 AM
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!18-Aug-16 08:20 AM
>no free updates
MonkeysInSpace18-Aug-16 08:21 AM
that picture of him
is excellent
you can see him counting out the shekels in his mind
Introduction:
The corrupted Sister Apphia roamed across the battlefield, the scorched earth crunching sickly underneath her boots, like bones; as she made her way around the rotting dead. Father Nurgle had been successful in the battle and now all that remained was to enjoy the spoils of war. His daemons had made quick work of the pitiful planetary defense force and the first steps were being taken to completely infest the planet. Apphia still retained most of her former beauty, but her loveliness was only skin deep; beneath this veneer she had been blessed and filled with gifts from Nurgle. Her new purpose in life was to spread those blessings.
The moans of a worthless mortal, alerted her to a wounded Guardsman twitching weakly and gurgling in his own blood. She was surprised that any human had survived, but now she had a chance to bring another into the fold.
The Guardsman looked up at the Sister of Battle that approached him with glazed eyes, though her face was clean and healthy, her armor was encrusted with filth, and all manner of polyps, fungi, scum and other scourges were nestled among it. The noble fleur-de-lis, which symbolized her former order, had been replaced with the pulsating mark of Nurgle. The overwhelming stench of death and decay followed her like a billowing mantle of pestilence she wrapped around herself; the Guardsman had begun to choke the moment the fetid air had enveloped him. Apphia smiled at her luck, she had found someone in need of help and as her grin widened a worse smell began to fill the air. She straddled the lying Guardsman and forcefully thrust her tongue into his mouth, choking him as the putrid slime worked its way down his throat, forming lesions and sores wherever it touched. Her thrusts deepened as his tongue stopped resisting and soon she began to feel the first signs of deep infection forming. She lowered his head down and smiled again, for she knew her first gift was appreciated.
Apphia opened the lower part of her filth-encrusted armor, exposing her grotesque and defiled womanhood that seemed to pulsate sickly, as if it was breathing in the air. It had been personally blessed by a greater unclean one of Nurgle. It now would bare her no young, but rather new diseases to spread for Nurgle, a sick mockery of its former purpose.
The diseased and dying flesh covered with engorged pustules and weeping sores, formed a deep contrast with her flawless face. Noxious mucous dripped from her as her excitement grew. She felt no joy about the act itself, but she knew it was the best way to spread new diseases, by letting him access the root of her gift.
With her claws she removed the crusted fabric of his clothes, letting her caress spores into his bare skin, she worked her way down exposing his hardened phallus, the aphrodisiac in the spores doing its job. Grasping it, she positioned it under her and let him penetrate. She felt the head of the phallus rasping against her rough inner walls. She increased the tempo of her thrusting; his member becoming increasingly battered with each thrust, her abrasive insides letting her prepare him for her coming climax. In her increasing ecstasy she undid her upper armor and began to fondle her bloated breasts; and as she squeezed them a pestilent secretion leaked from her nipples and splashed across his skin. The pus beginning to eat away his skin, as she began to writhe in pleasure for the care she was giving him. She increased her pace and loosened her bowels as she approached her climax. When she could bear no more, she knew he was ready for her gift. Apphia let her cervix open and volatile sludge cascaded over his member. She let loose her second climax and shit poured from her anus. The large and slick pile writhed manically as daemonic worms emerged and slowly began to burrow into the Guardsman’s now pasty skin.
His body was in different states of infection, with his member being the most "blessed"; her initial gifts to him paled in comparison, as Nurgle's rot and the other myriad of gifts began to envelop him; slowly enshrouding his body in contagion and his soul in the pit of Nurgle. After they consumed him completely, his soul would join Nurgle in the Warp, a never-ending reward. If he only knew what he was about to experience.
She rose and refastened her armor. As she did the clasps and the armor sealed itself, she admired the infections that were spreading across his body. His veins pulsed with black contagion, spreading from his groin and going straight to his heart, as his skin blistered and shriveled. The rate was faster than she had expected, but she had given him expert care in this regard. Sadly he could give her no new gifts, but there were many more left on the battlefield and even if she could not gain a gift from them, she could always share with them hers…
Chapter I
Apphia woke from a disturbing and impure dream that was now only beginning to fade. She felt unclean in both body and mind; she was covered in sweat and the sheets clung to her wetly.
Her other Sisters would start with prayers or possibly self-flagellation every morning, to purge themselves. They were both good, but one could not be pure without a thoroughly clean body. She disentangled herself from the bedsheets and stretched in front of the elegant full body mirror. Her defined muscles blended seamlessly with her athletic form, with the swell of her ample breasts perfectly complemented her light frame, giving her a feline beauty that few could match. Short white hair framed her face, highlighting her aristocratic features and hard obsidian eyes; this, her flat stomach and chiseled legs, from wearing heavy amour, gave her the look of a lethal and alluring warrior. After studying her reflection for a few moments she made her way to the bathroom; she couldn't forget her morning enema, but right now she only wanted to shower.
As the burning hot water washed over her she slowly rubbed her body with soap, taking care to cover every spot and letting her enjoy the sensual experience. The very strictest Sisters would eschew such practices, but even they had their own twisted kinks. All Sisters had their little pleasures; Apphia's were fairly mild for her rank. What was wrong with taking a longer shower and letting her hands wander?
She slowly rubbed the suds over her toned and lithe body. Making sure to slowly stimulate her sensitive spots with nimble hands. She devoted most of her attention to her clit; she abstained from inserting her fingers in her fundament. Other Sisters did, but she never was highly aroused by it. Two fingers began to slowly circle, the circle drawing closer with each revolution and increasing in speed. The pleasure was intense as she reached her climax. She would not normally allow herself this luxury of taking cleansing showers so often and so long, but circumstances were different. She reached for more cleansing fluid to make sure her entire body was clean before she left the showering unit. She let her hands wander again; she still had some time to kill.
Apphia had been taking more showers than was usual even for her. This whole planet was worthless. Covered in swamps and decay, the constant showers were the only way she could deal with it. The former monastery, in which they were stationed, was built on solid ground but even here it was still unbearable; the air alone was nauseating.
But even worse was the fact that her battle squad had been assigned to serve as an escort for Orders Hospitaller. Some of them enjoyed cleanliness and purity, but most were content to deal with all the filth and uncleanness. They debased themselves by letting the grime live, nurturing it.
There were some suspicions of a Nurgle cult, who often caused outbreaks like this but the planetary governor only had enough pull to warrant those who were nearby. The small monastery had been commandeered to serve as a makeshift hospital. It was an unfeeling gesture, her forces were insufficient to do anything but barely protect this corner.
Apphia's quarters were currently one of the larger prayer chambers. It was spartanly decorated and somewhat too small for her liking but it would have to do. Being in the same building as the diseased was torture though. If she had had her way, she would have let the diseased, who were coming here in ever-greater numbers, face the wrath of her blessed flamer; the promethium would cleanse them and their souls would be free from corruption. Sadly, none were in such a grievous state, forcing her to do nothing but stay in her room and keep clean, or keep a look out (but that would mean having to deal with tides of the sick and ill). At least she didn’t have to, and she gave a shudder at the mere thought, assist her lower healing sisters and try to "cure" the infected hordes.
If a Nurgle cult was really involved, they could do no good here. There were only twelve other Adeptus Sororitas protecting the monastery, they could hold off a full-blown cult for a while, but eventually the last bolter rounds would be fired and the promethium would run dry, while the infection continued to spread. And if there was no cult (and this turned out to be a simple outbreak), their presence was wasted here.
Her Sisters were keeping watch, sparing her from having to deal with the trash outside. She pitied them, but there were some benefits of being a sister superior; and this allowed her to pass away the time with the pursuit of pleasure. She stepped out of the shower and dried herself off, as she did so her gilded chrono chimed. Apphia looked at it, only three hours had passed since she awoke. Through the stained-glass window, she saw only the depressing visage of fog and swamp.
She felt a cramp in her gut; shit was beginning to painfully build up. Damn, she thought, she had gotten so caught up in her cleansing that she had forgotten her morning enema. As she sat on the ornate commode, she felt the pieces of shit slowly inch past her anus. The smell began to hit her, noxious and sickening; to feel each piece of filth that left her was degrading. She had finally pushed the last piece of shit out; this experience was a reminder to keep to her schedule. She sealed the commode and made her way to the shower again. She would keep it quick this time, but afterwords she would have some fun.
Freshly washed and clad only in a loose robe, she called for her newest Servitor. She had picked this one up five months ago, but with her downtime she finally had a chance to have some fun with her. On an earlier mission she had encountered a young and supple psyker, her skin was creamy underneath blazing red hair. She took pity on this nubile young psyker and, transformed into a mindless Servitor, her body was too fine to waste by just burning it. Now Apphia would let the body suffer for her previous sins. The Servitor appeared before her; the machinery was recessed and did nothing to distract from what lay before her, Apphia licked her lips in anticipation. For the moment the Servitor was wearing a simple silk robe, so light it was nearly transparent, it barely obscured the young and tender body.
Leaving the young pysker, she turned around and opened a finely decorated box, in it was a monstrous double-headed phallus attached to a complex leather harness. It was a tool of punishment, along it ran a variety of spikes and hooks, wickedly shaped and stained from previous uses; the other half was designed for pleasure, a true tool of the Adeptus Sororitas. She slowly let her robe open and strapped on the tool.
“Get on your knees,” Apphia commanded sternly. The tone was unnecessary, but she felt it lent the proper air to the occasion.
The Servitor obeyed and with a brush of her hand Apphia removed the girl's robe, taking a moment to enjoy the exposed view. She grasped the shapely buttocks, and positioned the head of the barbed phallus against the tight, virgin asshole...
Chapter II
Apphia stood on the verge of penetration. The head of her "organ of torment" pressed against the witch's anus. She hesitated to savor the anticipation of her upcoming pleasure and the witch's suffering. The anticipation alone was intoxicating. She was in control and at her whim she could brutally punish the Servitor, she was at Apphia's mercy. Apphia ran her fingers across the creamy skin, lightly toying with her sinfully red hair. The depraved thorns of her instrument would brutally rip through her flesh, a favored implement of punishment for the Adepta Sororitas.
A frantic knocking on the door brought her back to the present. It must be important, as her Sisters were under strict orders not to disturb, her unless it was dire; and she would feel little sympathy towards the incompetent fools who dared to disturb her otherwise. She would see to their punishment personally.
“Come in.”
Two fully-clad Sisters rushed into her quarters; they stood silent in the face of their superior. They had interrupted her and no comment would be made till Apphia questioned them.
“Yes?”
“Sister Superior! We have to depart immediately. There have been reports of possible warp activity on the far side of the western continent!”
Apphia sighed.
“Ready the Sisters then, I will take nine with me. We shall leave in fifteen minutes.”
She looked longingly at the virgin ass before her but she could enjoy it later. Apphia took off her harness, letting her robes slide to the floor and began to prep her armor. Her Servitor would stay as her mistress left her, on her knees, ready and waiting for Apphia's return. The armor of a Sister was a complex work of art and craftsmanship. Each piece was hand-formed and the amount of detail that went into its creation was astonishing. Symbols of her holy order, the noble Inquisition, purity seals and holy scripts adorned the armor showing her purity. As a Sister rose in rank, her armor grew in detail, the highest Sisters' armor were masterpieces; to look upon them was to see the glory of the Empire before them. The cool armor touched her warm flesh, the crafted armor fitting perfectly with her body.
She exited her rooms and made her way down the stairs on her way to the courtyard. She did the final clasps and the powered armor fully sealed itself. She normally wore no helmet in battle, but in this hellhole she knew it would serve its purpose. She strode outside, past the lines of the frail sick, coughing and pallid. Nearby she saw the three Valkyries that had just landed and were waiting to carry her to battle. Before them stood nine of her best Sisters and twenty of the local defense force's finest Guardsmen, they were weak and pathetic, expendable amateurs. She walked into the command ship with her Sisters following, quickly strapping herself in, as the flight would take a while.
The long flight gave her mind time to wander. Punishing the guilty was a pleasure and responsibility as a higher Sister. In the Adepta Sororitas, pleasure was never without pain though. Older Sisters eventually learned how to savor both equally. After they indulged themselves, new Sisters normally would go lightly on the lash, trying to minimize the pain. If they were caught, older Sisters showed them the error of their ways. Apphia had done her fair amount of punishing, but was never overly cruel about it.
She still remembered her first time seeing a public punishment; Apphia had been only a Sister at that time, almost finished with her training. A younger Sister had been overly indulgent in the last few weeks and had been skimping most of her punishment.
All Sisters were allowed to indulge in pleasure, but punishment always followed. Younger Sisters often formed temporary couples or simply participated in the many orgies. The "rules" were fairly lax. Some activities required certain "cleansing rituals", but most were fine. An ever-popular item in these events was a harnessed phallus as Sisters were forbidden the touch of a man. Sisters of the Adepta Sororitas swore to keep themselves pure for the Emperor, and nor were Sisters allowed to engage in activities that would limit their battle effectiveness. In addition, any activity that bore the taint of Chaos was punishable by torture, followed by death. Self-pleasure was somewhat looked down upon, especially when there were other Sisters around to join in, but it was still accepted. Older Sisters were forbidden to join in such orgies; they were supposed to be above such things. However, they "invited" younger Sisters to spend an evening with them. No one refused these offers; as it was a matter of bad taste and dishonoring an older Sister was never a good idea. To face the wrath of one of these Sisters was foolish, as an older Sister reserved the right to punish any younger Sister at the slightest break of tradition.
Once again, she remembered the young Sister who had overindulged herself. Lydia was her name and, from what Apphia had heard, she had refused a direct invitation from Canoness Commander Mara herself. A week later, when the Canoness was in her "red rage", Lydia was found too lightly punishing herself. The enraged Canoness had her bound and carried to the cloister for her punishment.
Mara was an older Sister, head of the small convent. Her body was well muscled and scarred from decades of constant warfare; she was satisfied and her expression showed it. She slowly made her way to the center of the courtyard, knowing each moment would be one of agony and uncertainty for Lydia, serving as prelude to what lay ahead.
The other Sisters had gathered around the courtyard. While in the convent, none wore armor, they were only clad in simple robes; several hundred Sisters trained and all of them were watching.
Lydia was bound, lying naked on the tiles in the blazing midday sun. She was still young, her body shapelier than the normal sister and her muscles not yet coming into full definition. Her normally cheerful and insolent face was wracked in fear and terror at what was going to happen. The faces of the Sisters that surrounded her were mixed; some shone with looks of joy, as they waited for what was coming next. Others wore looks of confusion, sharing with her the same uncertainty of what was to come next.
“We are here for the punishment of this Sister. She has shown herself to be undevoted to the cause, but we shall give her a chance at redemption.”
With that, Canoness Mara handed her a flail whip. Seven braided leather extensions flowed from the handle, each ending in a metal stud. The whip was designed to inflict greater pain than that normally caused by self-punishment. A cruel smile split the Canoness’ face.
"You know what to do."
Already sobbing, Lydia grasped the whip and proceeded to punish herself. The strokes were clumsy and no blood was drawn. Noises of disapproval from her fellow Sisters followed each lackluster stroke.
Enraged, the Canoness knocked the whip out of her hand. Her battle-hardened strength was enough to cause the poor Sister to be knocked to the ground, her body smashing against the tiles. Her cries rung out through the cloister.
“Bring my personal equipment, now!”
The Canoness’s Servitors woke from dormancy and rushed off to retrieve her personal gear. These poor girls were conscripted from the nearby villages. Taken at a young age they were lobotomized and fitted with machinery so that they better performed their duty.
They returned with several large boxes, each showing the fine craftsmanship that was common in their order. Apphia struggled to get a better look as the crowd shifted restlessly and saw hungry looks of anticipation from some of the older Sisters; but this spectacle was new to her.
Mara lifted a large phallus from the first case. The size was many times bigger than what the other Sisters had ever used on her. There seemed to be some sort of design on the surface, Apphia strained for a better viewpoint. She raised her hand to her mouth (in astonishment). It was not a design; they were spikes, hooks, barbs and blades, irregularly jutting out. This was not toy of pleasure, but a wicked instrument of pain.
When Lydia saw the Canoness's tool, she screamed out and tried to struggle away. Wordlessly the Servitors grabbed hold of her. Her repeated struggles to escape were stopped by the machinery-enhanced muscles.
“Gag her,” said Mara as she slipped into the harness.
The second box was brought forth. Mara lifted her personal flail whip out and raised it above her, the inlaid metals catching the sun. From the end extended nine whips, each ending in a wickedly curved spike. Mara gave it a test. With a mighty crack she struck Lydia, her back was sliced open, blood dripping to the flat stones beneath.
“I will give you one last chance, Sister Lydia, are you truly sorry for your sins?”
The Servitors removed the gag, Lydia whimpered as she tried to respond.
“Yes...Mother, I am...truly...sorry for my sins.”
The sentence seemed to take much out of her and she resumed her sobbing.
“Good. Then we shall start the healing.”
A smile shone on Mara's face. Around her the other Sisters were getting excited, they did their best to conceal their pleasure. Though no punishment would be given for them enjoying the spectacle, discretion was always important. The older ones knew what was coming. The younger ones stared on in amazement.
“Bring the holy promethium.”
The large chalice was brought forth. Attendant Sisters carried the related items of purity.
Without warning Mara delivered three more strokes to Lydia. Her cries rang out through the convent. Her back was sliced while the sisters of the chalice were sprinkling cleansing drops of the holy promethium on her back. The pain increased and Lydia's screams grew more ragged.
While Lydia was still in shock, with blood weeping from the fresh wounds, Mara grabbed Lydia's firm rear and fully penetrated her womanhood. The brute strength of the Canoness forced the entire phallus in. Lydia screamed out, while the other Sisters watched.
Apphia was entranced by the spectacle unfolding before her, but she noticed some sisters were otherwise getting excited. She herself felt a trembling below; a wet spot began to show on her undergarments. As the blood splashed on to the tiles, Apphia began to appreciate the scene even more. The way Mara's phallus penetrated and ripped into Lydia's flesh was enthralling. Three more strokes of the whip soon followed the penetration, along with another blessing of promethium. It carried on in a similar fashion with the brutality increasing as the floor became slick with blood. Apphia began to notice more and more Sisters having wandering hands as it continued. She herself soon followed suit.
After one hour, Lydia was lying on the ground. She had stopped screaming out in pain long ago and had accepted her fate and only the faint whimpers and constant tears showed her true feelings. Mara smiled. Her older daughters had been aroused by this display and the younger ones had learned the penalty for disobedience. She would have wished to continue this in the dungeons below; where the order had assembled a large and interesting display of punishment tools. They were normally reserved for heretics and witches, but she still saw the look of complete defiance in Lydia's eyes. She would let her heal and wait; Lydia would be broken down. There was no doubt about it.
“Carry her to the Hospitaller. She needs to recover.”
The Servitors lifted Lydia's broken and bloodied body off the stained tiles.
Apphia drifted back into the present and leaned back in the seat. Her face flushed under her helmet as the memory of punishment filled her with joy. The engines droned on, it would be a long flight...
Chapter III
As the long journey continued, Apphia slipped back into her memories. She remembered that several weeks later she had received an invitation from the Canoness. Knowing full well the penalty for refusing, she quietly ascended into the inner sanctum at the designated time.
A large wooden door had stood before her separating the personal quarters of the Cannoness Commander Mara from the rest of the inner sanctum. She had knocked three times and the door had opened shortly after. Entering, all she could see at first were the dripping candles that dimly lit the room and threw flickering, dancing shadows across the walls.
“Ah, Apphia, are you prepared?”
The Canoness was lying on her bed, barely clothed in a flowing silk garment. Her looks were mature, though her beauty was well preserved. Her oiled and muscular frame glistened in the soft candlelight. Years of service to the Emperor left her with scars that ran across her body, pock marking her skin. Her face was hard; she had seen many years of ruthless combat.
“Yes, Mother.”
Apphia trembled; she knew not what lay before her. Mara rose from the bed and sealed the door. Walking gracefully over, she disrobed Apphia and let her hands reach towards her bosom. The fingers were surprisingly gentle as they embraced Apphia. She was in a state of shock, of such gentleness from the woman who, she had seen to be so brutal.
“Lie down on the bed...”
Apphia thoughtlessly obeyed. The Cannoness's voice, though soft at the moment, carried power and authority that betrayed her years. The covers were of fine cloth the feeling was very different than the materials used for the beds of her fellow Sisters. She was pushed down by the Cannoness. Mara was experienced and within moments, Apphia was drowning in pleasure. Even when she had the luck to find herself in the center of a Sister orgy, there was no comparison to the expert ministrations of Mara.
And now as she brought her tongue to probe her fundament, deft strokes left Apphia panting as she struggled to breathe. She had never felt anything like this before and, as she reached climax after climax, pleasure filled her and...she felt nothing else. Without warning, Mara stopped. The sudden absence of euphoria came as a shock.
“Mother, will you not continue?”
“Patience, my child. I have need of your services now. To receive but not to give is a sin, child.”
“I am yours, Mother.”
Mara gave a laugh.
“Oh, child. How it pleases me to hear that.”
Mara repositioned herself so that her womanhood was brought to Apphia's face
“Child, I must relieve myself. Drink my gift.”
Before Apphia could reply, the amber liquid streamed into to Apphia's open mouth. The warmness and slightly sweet flavor with odd aftertastes surprised her. Mara seemed to be in great pleasure; the submission of Apphia aroused her. The last drops splattered on her face.
“My child, you have shown yourself to be worthy. But your enthusiasm is greater than your discipline. We must work on that, you don't want to make the same mistake as Lydia did, do you?"
“No, Mother,” said Apphia with a shudder.
“Good, then return the pleasure.”
Apphia obediently began to lick the nether regions of her Canoness, she was not skilled in oral pleasure but she did her best. Mara smiled, Apphia was unskilled but she would teach her. Mara thrust her hips forward and began to grind it in Apphia's face. This was much better. But she was not cruel; Mara's hand slipped into Apphia's cleft and returned some of her pleasure. This continued for what seemed like an eternity to Apphia; Mara's nimble and experienced hand left her in the throes of ecstasy, but the roughness of this act added another dimension to the experience, she had never felt anything that was this extreme before.
Mara sensed that she had utterly exhausted the poor girl. Her stamina was pathetic, but it could be worked on. The key point was that Apphia was a willing and pious sister, so young and inexperienced. She loved playing with them, but Apphia was special; she could mold her.
Apphia left the room. Clad once more in her light robe, she had trouble descending down the stairs to the shared quarters of initiates. She still felt drained from the multiple orgasms which had consumed her body throughout the whole night. The Canoness had amazing stamina.
The Canoness was strong and brutal at times, but she had also shown herself to be gentle and caring in her own way. Apphia wondered what might have happened had she not been so pious and submissive. She could have ended up like poor Lydia; after she had been healed she had been dragged down to the dungeons to remove all taints of heresy. Her screams had been heard for months. And yet for some reason Apphia had wished she could be punishing Lydia and showing her the path of the righteous.
The strained whine of the engines disrupted her reminiscence and, with a slight bump, she felt the ship touch the ground.
They were here.
This was no time for remembering the past. Her mind had to be clear and focused. She was ready to lead her Sisters into battle; her flamer was filled with promethium and her bolt pistol stood at the ready.
Apphia walked down the ramp with her sisters following. The Guardsmen were nervous with their lasguns at the ready; she saw no purpose for their presence other than for the planetary governor trying to impress them. She could see their fear and they would have ran at the first sign of trouble had it not been for her presence. They had heard the stories of the fanatical daughters of the Emperor who would slay all those who would threaten him. Apphia decided, they could be used as bait, as she left the ramp.
The engines whirred back to full power and the Valkyries rose off. They would return if needed. She pressed the rune of activation on her auspex. There was odd activity ahead. She advanced into the swamp. The filthy water was befouling her clean armor. She would stay dry, but it pained her to see it in this state.
Her auspex started to encounter interference. It was as if some unholy force was nearby, clasping it back on her belt. She strode forward with weapons drawn.
A rustling of the trees put her on alert. She was a veteran, serving for many years. In battle, she was without peer among her many sisters. Apphia knew in a couple of years that once she advanced to the proper age, she would become an honored older Sister and hold ever-greater authority. But, more importantly, she would hold access to all but the deepest dungeons; but now was not time for self-indulgence.
The swamps surrounding them began to bubble as if something was rising out of the depths. She saw bloated bodies, thoroughly infested, maggots writhing from open wounds and fungus ridden, rising up to attack. Partially infected cultists burst from the undergrowth. They were not mindless yet like their swamp-dredged cousins, but would soon be there.
Apphia cried a battle hymn with her Sisters taking up the shout. Her bolt pistol let loose rounds which buried themselves in the infected and exploded shortly thereafter. The effect was marvelous, causing fragments of the target to rain down. Seven of her sisters answered the call. The holy sounds of bolter fire and the wet thump of the rounds hitting echoed through the swamp. In response, the other two Sisters used their flamers, burning promethium cleansing all that it touched. Apphia's other hand held a compact flamer; it was not as powerful as a normal one, but it still purged the heretics with ease.
The cultists were dropping. The Sisters were victorious. Only a few Guardsmen remained. Some had run off, others fell to the cultists with several being mowed down by the overenthusiastic Sisters. The last few cultists ran off, but something was amiss. The air seemed to turn over itself as the very fabric of reality appeared to ripple. Things seemed to warp and bulge as all sounds stopped. Nothing moved for what seemed like an eternity until Apphia realized with a growing sense of dread what was happening. Her greatest fears were true; this was not just a cult. They had gained the eye of Nurgle.
Sickening images appeared in the air before them. These were true forces of Chaos, warped beyond belief and barely held together. But these paled before the sight that towered above them. It was a Greater Daemon of Nurgle. The skin was ripped and falling apart with its organs spilling out and all manner of scourges graced its skin. In its hand it held a mighty blade from which a pestilent green dripped. It effortlessly swiped through the air, slicing clean through four Sisters. The daemons ran forward, hoping to quickly finish them off. Apphia charged forward, smashing her way through the endless ranks before her. If she could manage to destroy that festering mountain of plagues, the daemons would lose their grip on this world and fade back to the hellish Warp.
With a furious cry, she charged the Greater Daemon. Apphia would stop the spread of filth and Chaos if it was the last thing she would do...
Chapter IV
Apphia woke to find the frantic battle gone; it had been replaced with a twisted jungle that spanned as far as she could see. The strong stench of decay made her choke and gag just out of reflex. The only sound was the buzz and scratching of insects, broken every few seconds by the pop and splat of pustules bursting. The cries of her fellow Sisters had been replaced by the apparent stillness of death, but behind the facade of silence everything pulsed and writhed, rejoicing in the decay. Everything seemed to twitch with life, but something was out of place. She realized, but this was a false mockery of life: Chaos. The taint was everywhere, gnawing at her soul, filling her mind. Her flamer was empty and her bolt pistol had no rounds left. Gnarled and rotting trees wove their way through this "garden" of Chaos. Bloated fungi were nestled everywhere, spores bursting out, filling the air and covering the ground. Rotting carcasses hung from vines, vicious feasting maggots bursting out from the flesh. Unending clouds of black plague flies blotted out the sun, filling the air with a menacing clicking noise. Dark rivers of noxious sludge twisted their way through the landscape, a loathsome miasma rising out of it. From the rotting and excrement-strewn ground, fungi were already working their way up her armor. Pops, clicks, and splats all blended together to form a symphony of decay that only made her increasingly uneasy.
Upon seeing the growing corruption that was befouling her armor, she gave an unearthly scream. She struggled to wrench her feet from the enveloping fungi; She gave her last bit of strength and with a sickening sound her foot was free. Thrown off-balance, she grasped a nearby bough to keep from falling over, but this sudden exertion only worsened her struggle for breath, the putrid air only making it harder. Her thoughts could barely coalesce. The surrounding taint of Chaos ripped through her mind again, and again forced her mind open and spread through her. Her training had taught her to keep the corruption of Chaos at bay, but she had never fought against anything like this before. No mere daemon could do this. It was pure and undiluted. Apphia tried to resist, but it bent her to its will, viciously defiling her mind more and more with each passing second.
The decayed bough finally gave way under her slumped form causing the lower half of her armor to become submerged in the sickening mire. It began to slowly pull her in. Apphia desperately tried to find something that would allow her to save herself; grabbing a vine, she managed to break free. Her armor had been completely defiled. Already parts began to rust away, while others burst out in Chaotic infestation. She struggled to unseal her armor before it reached her clean skin.
A Sister's armor was a treasured piece of artisan craftsmanship. It was a sin to just leave it there to be defiled by Chaos, but what choice did she have? Standing disrobed in the midst of all of the chaos made her feelings of vulnerability and isolation only worsen.
The filth and corruption was maddening; she ran as fast as she could, but there was no end to the madness before her. As the sights of evil only grew, her pace quickened. As the exertion took its toll on her, she stopped, ready to collapse. Apphia felt a mass squirming beneath her foot and realized that she had trodden into one of the numerous piles of excrement that lay scattered throughout the jungle. Daemonic worms burst from the pile, burrowing into her skin. Her initial reaction was one of shock, but waves of pleasure began to cascade through her; the intensity almost knocked her to ground. With each second, her euphoria only increased and her body trembled as it did. Her fundament twitched as she orgasmed; she had never felt anything like this before. It consumed and devoured her. A pleasure that never seemed to leave her but, like the infections, grew steadily.
Understanding began to finally dawn on Apphia. What surrounded her was not decay, but life in its truest form. Gone was the vision of a twisted jungle of death. It had been replaced with a garden of life and caring. In her unrelenting ecstasy, she finally dropped to the ground, finding it hard to move as myriad pleasures surrounded her. Near to where she laid a twisted fungus liberally oozed puss onto the ground. Her fingers reached towards it, letting them slip into the fungus, enjoying the feel of her skin decaying. Satisfied, she began to spread the noxious puss into her womanhood where it took on a life of its own and began to infect her further. Spreading slowly, it began to warp her formerly pure insides. The ecstasy was beyond intoxicating, trapping Apphia in delirium; her flesh was already beginning to rot and fester, but she still needed more. A bloated and plague-ridden corpse was lying nearby. Making her way over to it, she spied the diseased asshole with beautiful pustules ready to burst surrounding it. She extended her tongue and traced a circle, pustules bursting under her tongue. The fresh pus infected her tongue creating a powerful aphrodisiac, causing her to quicken her pace. The asshole convulsed and opened under her gentle attentions. After a strong twitch, shit began to flow out. Apphia excitedly began to gorge herself on this new offering; it slowly slid down her throat with more cursed worms bursting forth to ravage her insides.
As she began to give herself over to Chaos, the environment responded. From the rotting ground rose more bloated corpses to greet her. She eagerly took the rotting meat of its member into her mouth, savoring the sensation with each thrust, pustules bursting on her tongue. Two more took position behind her, the rotting flesh pushing deep inside her. More took position around her with the vines springing to life from the rotting trees and began to embrace her, causing twisted boils and sores to form. She felt ready to pass out from the raw fervor, but the orgy of decay only increased in intensity.
As she writhed in ever increasing agony and pleasure, plague insects began to envelop her. They bit her with dripping mandibles and caused new pestilences that only increased her euphoria. Fresh spores landed on her fraying skin, fungi taking root in her and sending another surge of pleasure through her. Apphia slowly stood up. Her body was almost entirely consumed; her stomach had burst, entrails spilling out with all manner of infections filling her body. She was the vision of chaotic beauty but she was not done. With her last bit of strength, she slid into the pestilent river. The raw Chaotic infection ripped through her and as her body fell apart she knew only one thing.
This was heaven...
phnxmgnm18-Aug-16 04:05 PM
Oh, I thought this was going to be the Kharn version.
Nobody likes a sore loser, but a sore winner is even worse. It's one thing to fail in a match of Overwatch, but it takes out all the good sportsmanship when…
jesus fuck man
" I feel very, very small... please hold me...
It's past my bedtime. Please don't tell my mommy.
I'm wrestling with some insecurity issues in my life but thank you for playing with me.
I'm trying to be a nicer person. It's hard, but I'm trying, guys."
rip
Torchkas19-Aug-16 03:40 AM
lmao
you're not allowed to show your dominance to the losing team obviously ;^)
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!19-Aug-16 03:42 AM
they dont want bullies
game is stil shit
it took them like what, 5 or so months just to make servers 60 tick?
now any fat girl can put on a blue shitr and glasses and claim its that ice girl cosplay
MonkeysInSpace19-Aug-16 03:44 AM
they need to be chinese tho
Torchkas19-Aug-16 03:46 AM
game will be f2p in a couple years so whatever
I can wait for it
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!19-Aug-16 03:46 AM
"couple of years
Deleted User19-Aug-16 03:46 AM
mei is confirmed not fat though
there's a player icon of her playing pingpong
Torchkas19-Aug-16 03:46 AM
it's literally team fortress 2
Deleted User19-Aug-16 03:46 AM
and she's not fat
Torchkas19-Aug-16 03:47 AM
she's very oddly proportioned though
Deleted User19-Aug-16 03:47 AM
uh
Torchkas19-Aug-16 03:47 AM
in that way people on tumblr make drawings of beautiful fat people
Deleted User19-Aug-16 03:47 AM
yeah
its mostly jsut the clothes though
Torchkas19-Aug-16 03:47 AM
but like fat in real life actually has rolls and shit
and is disgusting
your waifu actually sucks yuri
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!19-Aug-16 03:47 AM
THEY LITERALLY PUT ON GLsases and blue and call it cosplay
Deleted User19-Aug-16 03:47 AM
mei just wears really think clothing stiched out of the skins of her victims
Torchkas19-Aug-16 03:48 AM
SUCKS
Deleted User19-Aug-16 03:48 AM
mei isn't my waifu
I'm not gay
Torchkas19-Aug-16 03:48 AM
stop defending someone else's waifu faggot
faggot cuck nigger dick
Deleted User19-Aug-16 03:48 AM
McCree
Torchkas19-Aug-16 03:49 AM
god those are awful glasses
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!19-Aug-16 03:49 AM
but wait
Deleted User19-Aug-16 03:49 AM
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!19-Aug-16 03:49 AM
heres someone else
Whale19-Aug-16 03:49 AM
>Just now shitting on Mei cosplayers
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!19-Aug-16 03:50 AM
just fucking glasses and a blue shirt
COSPLAY
IS
JUST
Deleted User19-Aug-16 03:50 AM
where are the fat chicks cosplaying as D.Va's meka
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!19-Aug-16 03:50 AM
GLASSES
AND
A
BLUE
SHIRT
Whale19-Aug-16 03:50 AM
We all knew they were degenerates
Torchkas19-Aug-16 03:50 AM
>those drawn on eyebrows
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!19-Aug-16 03:50 AM
im not just now shitting on them
Torchkas19-Aug-16 03:50 AM
:puke:
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!19-Aug-16 03:50 AM
ive known this cancer for far too long
Torchkas19-Aug-16 03:50 AM
it's fun to shit on them
Deleted User19-Aug-16 03:50 AM
Torchkas19-Aug-16 03:50 AM
because they're just so bad
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!19-Aug-16 03:50 AM
compleinging about blizzard's censorship raminded me of them
Deleted User19-Aug-16 03:51 AM
@catgorl why do you say that?
it hurts me when you say things like that
its just a videogame character
I'm sure you could pull of a cosplay of him
DocTurtles19-Aug-16 03:52 AM
This is where we find out that catgorl is just a video game character
Torchkas19-Aug-16 03:52 AM
catgorl is a bot
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!19-Aug-16 03:52 AM
squeals@catgorl I've always wanted to giggles loudly tell you screams In excitement that I love you, will you....y-you stutters adorably be my future king , if you will be ill nuzzle you, cuddle up to you and suck your massive cock, maybe I should call your penis daddy, yeah daddy sounds good I want daddy so far down in my ass that you cum and all of daddies juices will be mine, I'll climax at the same time as daddy so I can eat my cum and your cum too we can trade our cum by kissing and when we kiss, we can dock each other's penises starts jumping around in euphoria Catgorl if you accept this I promise bites lip and shakes nevously to treat you and daddy right
why do you hate me so
i do this for you
Deleted User19-Aug-16 03:54 AM
lol stomped
wtf haha LOL!!!!!!!!19-Aug-16 03:54 AM
you didnt even read the whole thing, and thats the sad part
This is a fake broadcast where we will not actually be watching Million Dollar Extreme Presents: World Peace at 12:15 EST on Adult Swim. I'm a next level, ex...
About 1,900 people in the Philippines have been killed during an illegal drugs crackdown since Rodrigo Duterte became president, the police chief says.
"Nearly 700,000 drug users and peddlers have turned themselves in since the launch of the campaign, Mr dela Rosa said."
7 0 0, 0 0 0
Leiline23-Aug-16 09:38 PM
Good
Dad23-Aug-16 10:07 PM
Based Flip "Trump" El Presidente
DrTuring23-Aug-16 11:31 PM
Look at this Punisher Presidente
Deleted User23-Aug-16 11:35 PM
Based Rodrigo
ChomskyHonk23-Aug-16 11:41 PM
that's pretty fucking great
you guys ever hear the recording of the guy who knew people were gonna break into his house so he waited in the basement with a gun and killed them?
he got like life in prison for it
even though they were fucking breaking into his house to rob all his shit
so yeah I assume she got her pics leaked just because of this
Dad24-Aug-16 11:15 PM
Thank you anonymoos haxxors
What a bitch
His insults were barely insults, and almost completely factually correct
Deleted User24-Aug-16 11:16 PM
it was actually more because of all the people actually making real racist remarks n shit, while milo tweeted that she should suck it up, and that she was a he, which is pretty tame
twitter wanted to make an example
Dad24-Aug-16 11:16 PM
No its that Twitter's hated milo for a while
They removed his verified tag and shit out of spite earlier
Twitter is super sjw shitters
Deleted User24-Aug-16 11:16 PM
twitter are homophobes confirmed?
couldn't he shit on them with the homophobe tag
Dad24-Aug-16 11:17 PM
They don't see him as a gay man, they see him as a man of hate
It doesn't matter who you are in reality, sjws paint whatever picture fits their agenda
People call him a homophobe racist all the time and he says he's gay and fucks black dudes
Deleted User24-Aug-16 11:17 PM
ya,i used to really like watching them get btfo by him
Raytex24-Aug-16 11:17 PM
it doesn't matter
Dad24-Aug-16 11:18 PM
It matters, fuck twitter
Raytex24-Aug-16 11:18 PM
if you're white you're privileged
Deleted User24-Aug-16 11:18 PM
now i enjoy watching BLM getting btfo by black people
Dad24-Aug-16 11:18 PM
So you enjoy Soros getting btfo by black people
Raytex24-Aug-16 11:18 PM
unless you're a white to black racegender otherkin pansexual gaylord you are an opressor and must be purged from the world
so stfu
Deleted User24-Aug-16 11:19 PM
okay, my beautiful, plus sized goddess
purge the filth that is me from this priviledged existence
Yyeeaarrgghh24-Aug-16 11:48 PM
slaanesh purge the filth from this world and remake it in sin
though thats implying that it isn't already made out of sin
Eltanin25-Aug-16 12:12 AM
>Chaos
[NEEDS EXTERMINATUS]
DrTuring25-Aug-16 12:13 AM
Dad25-Aug-16 12:13 AM
is taht raynor
DrTuring25-Aug-16 12:13 AM
sure
Eltanin25-Aug-16 12:15 AM
>not the best Ultra Marine
>cato sicarius
DrTuring25-Aug-16 12:16 AM
Yyeeaarrgghh25-Aug-16 03:02 AM
why
Deleted User25-Aug-16 03:02 AM
Trump
Clintion would lose the codes and then ask what difference it made
Yyeeaarrgghh25-Aug-16 03:03 AM
it just seems like a silly question to ask the masses
Dad25-Aug-16 03:04 AM
Who do you trust more with America's nuclear weapons?
Donald Trump 6,118
36%
Hilary Clinton 5,610
33%
Neither candidate 5,237
31%
That feel when America
Deleted User25-Aug-16 03:04 AM
trump wins
Dad25-Aug-16 03:04 AM
Kreygasm
RandomGuardian25-Aug-16 03:05 AM
>mfw trump trumps the polls
but seriously, I'm suprised as hell.
almost everything on the internet is lefty leaning
Rand25-Aug-16 03:06 AM
think of the demographic that utilise strawpoll though
Dad25-Aug-16 03:07 AM
Trump does pretty well in online polls
Where people aren't afraid to speak their mind and shit
Yyeeaarrgghh25-Aug-16 03:07 AM
streamers and random degenerates voting on detah bans in minecraft?
Dad25-Aug-16 03:07 AM
Most of the polls you hear about with Clinton so far in the lead are of phone calls and shit
Almost no moderate or conservative polls either
Dlm'nere25-Aug-16 03:10 AM
@deleted-role
Dlm'nere25-Aug-16 03:26 AM
Deleted User25-Aug-16 03:31 AM
discord ruins everything
Yyeeaarrgghh25-Aug-16 03:43 AM
Dlm'nere25-Aug-16 03:43 AM
Ree
Marploah25-Aug-16 03:44 AM
rEE
Yyeeaarrgghh25-Aug-16 03:45 AM
fEEd our weeblord got fucking dunked in the international
Well, /Pol/ has started some shit, and now 4chan will be all politics soon
Cryostat25-Aug-16 10:45 PM
cant wait to make CNN cry
koopers26-Aug-16 12:42 AM
Dude seriously what the actual fuck is fucking wrong with you? You think your stupid, pathetic racist jokes and innapropriate comments about actual illness is funny, when it fucking isn't. Insignificant specks like you are why I've lost hope for the future of humanity. You think things are funny when they're not, and find it amusing to take the piss out of people who actually suffer from things. What, you gonna start making jokes about self-harming or suicide next? Or perhaps some absolutely delightful insights on slavery? Or, the best idea, you just shut your fucking mouth, stop trying to be funny, and grow the actual fuck up.
dazint26-Aug-16 12:49 AM
@MonkeysInSpace I dunno what gpu to buy. How cold is the winter going to be?
Meatpod26-Aug-16 01:38 AM
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ROOOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ROOOOOOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ROOOOOOOOOOOO
TIS IS MEME PATROL, HAND OVER THE MEMES N PUTT UR BENIS BEHIND UR BACK
Artige26-Aug-16 03:37 AM
Deleted User26-Aug-16 03:40 AM
a circle!
Artige26-Aug-16 03:40 AM
you are correct!
Deleted User26-Aug-16 03:42 AM
actually now that i take a better look
that is evidently a skeleton
Artige26-Aug-16 03:42 AM
dude
dude man
did you know
that
there's a skeletoon inside you right now?!?!?
Deleted User26-Aug-16 03:43 AM
ye
DeliciousJello🦜26-Aug-16 03:46 AM
DELETE THIS NOW
tbh i never got the "wheel skeletounnes are hard" meme
L I T E R A L L Y just sidestep and hit them
Tomato26-Aug-16 03:47 AM
spooked tbh (to be honest)
Deleted User26-Aug-16 03:48 AM
mostly
tbh
also the fact that you have to fight several skeletons at a time
How long have I been here? How long have these acts of human depravity been allowed to continue? Should I continue? Should I continue to follow this path set for me, or write my own story? Should I continue to abuse these meaningless acts of self-hate? Have I experienced an ego death and transcended beyond a human mind and being? No, that’s not possible, I am still forming human thoughts and sentences that any man could understand. Can anyone hear this? I’ve lost all feeling, but somehow I still know that I am feeling. I feel a repetitive dreadful vibe every time I step outside of this motel room. Maybe I should continue to exist here and make it my existential domain. I have everything I could ever need. I am a god to my people. I show mercy where it is fit and fury where it is necessary. My people will never disobey me, they will follow me into the ether with no second guesses. Mindless drones, foaming at the mouth for the opportunity to serve something they don’t understand. Something they will never understand.
Do I even understand? Or have I deluded myself into thinking I am the only one who understands? What is there to understand? These questions haunt me, sinking into my brain like quicksand. Count to 3, one two three. Now count to 5, one two three four five. Inhale, then exhale. There is nothing wrong. Everything has always been right. You were never meant to worry, never meant to be scared. Yet here you are, scared like a child who’s lost his mother at the supermarket. Wake up, go to work, come home, make dinner, cry, go to sleep, wake up, go to work. When was the last time something was beautiful? When was the last time something was so beautiful it made you feel unimportant and useless? I want to love. I want to feel. Help. Help me. Help. The walls are closing in and suffocating me also tabasco flavored cheez Its are fucking amazing, I could eat a box and a half in one sitting and not even give a toot. What are you thinking? Do you think? Are you just a figment of my imagination. Is all of this a dream? If I am god why do I not recall creating the universe? I am the star-child. I have transcended.
It burns when I pee. Please stop the pee pee burn. Why do my pee pee burn? Please help my pee pee is like fire. Twinks will rule the earth and it will be mandatory to listen their indie/shoegaze albums on bandcamp. Can’t wait to hear another song about how you have to get away or how you still love that one girl from highschool, but now you’re 24 and it’s getting kind of pathetic. Beep boop bop my pee pee still burns. I hold the tip of my penis in agony oh god why the pee pee burn? Why oh why the pee pee burn????? The packers are looking good to win the superbowl this year. Touch-down hailmarry buy bud light and punch your wife then drive home and flip your Chevy truck into a ditch and burn alive. Throw the ol’ pigskin with your son who you never loved and never wanted to have in the first place. He will grow up and drink twice as much bud light as you. He will go to coachella each year annually and trip mdma and acid till he feels like a color. The color purple.
He will come out to you as a transgender furry and you will masturbate to the thought in secret. Flip a coin. Make a decision. Should you buy the new 4k resolution Xbox or ps4? Shovel shit into your mouth until you cum. Why does it burn when I cum?? Please help the cum burn send me an email on how to stop the pee pee and cum burn. Pee Pee burn why why help me with pee pee burn my pee pee should not burn why my pee pee burn help my poor burning pee pee.
evAnon26-Aug-16 04:40 PM
Deleted User26-Aug-16 06:23 PM
Dale26-Aug-16 06:23 PM
Deleted User26-Aug-16 06:24 PM
hollapatrol26-Aug-16 06:40 PM
todor26-Aug-16 07:33 PM
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hollapatrol26-Aug-16 08:19 PM
Dad26-Aug-16 09:01 PM
Which link did you use
koopers26-Aug-16 10:55 PM
REMOVE MAN remove man
you are worst imperial. you are the nord idiot you are the redguard smell. return to Yokuda. to our yowkoda cousins you may come our provnce. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,atmora we will never forgeve you. legionair rascal FUck but fuck asshole nord stink high rock gourmet gourmand..man genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead man..ahahahahahCYRODIIL WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget great war . Skyrim we kill the king , Skirum return to your precious colovia….hahahahaha idiot nord and colovian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE MAN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. alinor+resdayn+valenwood+orsinium=kill empire…you will great war/ Vivec alive in morrowind, vivec writing poem of morrowind . fast rhyme vevic morrowind. we are rich and have magicka now hahahaha ha because of vivec… you are ppoor stink nord… you live in a mountain hahahaha, you live in a mead hall
vivec alive numbr one #1 in resdayn ….fuck the dwemereth ,..FUCKk ashol imperials no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur banner and province. vehk aliv and real strong wizard kill all the breton farm aminal with CHIM. now we the mer rule .guar of the zoo emparur rema cryrodull fukc the great lorkhan and lay egg this egg hatch and empire wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of skrib. morrowind greattst countrey
Jigokuren - Love in the Hell has got a sequel.In this sequel, a guy commits suicide and goes to Hell where a loli demon is his assigned tormentor.This manga contains guro as human characters such as the MC get dismembered and tortured by demon girls.
REMOVE MAN remove man
you are worst imperial. you are the nord idiot you are the redguard smell. return to Yokuda. to our yowkoda cousins you may come our provnce. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,atmora we will never forgeve you. legionair rascal FUck but fuck asshole nord stink high rock gourmet gourmand..man genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead man..ahahahahahCYRODIIL WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget great war . Skyrim we kill the king , Skirum return to your precious colovia….hahahahaha idiot nord and colovian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE MAN FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. alinor+resdayn+valenwood+orsinium=kill empire…you will great war/ Vivec alive in morrowind, vivec writing poem of morrowind . fast rhyme vevic morrowind. we are rich and have magicka now hahahaha ha because of vivec… you are ppoor stink nord… you live in a mountain hahahaha, you live in a mead hall
vivec alive numbr one #1 in resdayn ….fuck the dwemereth ,..FUCKk ashol imperials no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur banner and province. vehk aliv and real strong wizard kill all the breton farm aminal with CHIM. now we the mer rule .guar of the zoo emparur rema cryrodull fukc the great lorkhan and lay egg this egg hatch and empire wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of skrib. morrowind greattst countrey
@Dale@Deleted User I actually had that happen on two fingers
only bones I've broken
Deleted User28-Aug-16 11:53 PM
RandomGuardian28-Aug-16 11:54 PM
@Dale Had that happen to me too
Gore thread, I'm fine
Ripped toenail, fucking kill me
nasty shit
MonkeysInSpace28-Aug-16 11:54 PM
dropped a 6 inch wide parking barrier post on my fingers, what did you do
RandomGuardian28-Aug-16 11:55 PM
lol def less impressive than you
MonkeysInSpace28-Aug-16 11:55 PM
the emergency room had to drill through my fingernails due to the pressure
RandomGuardian28-Aug-16 11:55 PM
stubbed my toenail so badly it fell off.
I'll have you know I only cried for 5 min!
MonkeysInSpace28-Aug-16 11:55 PM
I actually kept the fingernails when they fell out a few days later, I have them in a bag somewhere. I figure if I ever need to gross anyone the hell out
Dale28-Aug-16 11:55 PM
Yeah I had my toenail ripped off also
got it caught under a door
MonkeysInSpace28-Aug-16 11:56 PM
I actually didn't cry or scream at all after it
I just hobbled to the school clinic
Dale28-Aug-16 11:56 PM
MonkeysInSpace28-Aug-16 11:57 PM
the fucking drugs they gave me for it were amazing
codeine syrup
RandomGuardian28-Aug-16 11:57 PM
I bet the blood blisters were amazing, if they had to relive the pressure.
MonkeysInSpace28-Aug-16 11:59 PM
actually by the time they fell off the shit under it wasn't that bad
koopers29-Aug-16 12:09 AM
Dad29-Aug-16 12:13 AM
Is that one any good Koopers
Or are those insects that fuck the lady
HiJanxy29-Aug-16 12:17 AM
Oh hey
I know that one
It invovles alien fucking, futa in the last few pages, and a ton of mindbreak
koopers29-Aug-16 12:19 AM
kek
MonkeysInSpace29-Aug-16 12:39 AM
is it "grow a dick" futa, or "insectile queen with ovipositor" futa
HiJanxy29-Aug-16 12:43 AM
Grow a dick futa
Metroids
Dad29-Aug-16 01:10 AM
I'm not sure if I should be concerned with recognition of such a thing
Here's my Hornby/Bachmann Thomas hybrid, which I think is complete. Yeah, I know the blue is too dark, it's how it came out. But I think I did pretty good for two weeks work. I'm planning to get th...
Read and download Musume no Kareshi wa Wan-chan?! Okaasan Yurushimasen! | My Daughter's Boyfriend is a dog. As her mother, I won't allow it!, a hentai manga by tenzen miyabi for free on nhentai.
@Arnpor 🦅@joestrange8@René@Bigfoot Gangbang@bleach@dazint If you're wondering what /wow/ is it started as a meme against /pol/ when we wowposted them the other night, then /pol/ whined and got our rep taken away when me and renge were still in /d/, then we left and made /wow/ because of /pol/
Deleted User02-Sep-16 07:26 AM
meme
Dlm'nere02-Sep-16 07:26 AM
ROOOOOOO DUCKE UWUWUUWUW
Arnpor 🦅02-Sep-16 07:26 AM
Thank you for the information my friend. You have a very good day.
Dlm'nere02-Sep-16 07:27 AM
uwu
Rand02-Sep-16 07:30 AM
/wow/ is something /d/ shit out and then regretted
Join the 4craft server. 4craft is a faction server where each board has a faction and the the last f... - "/v/ - Video Games" is 4chan's imageboard dedicated to the discussion of PC and console video games.
You know, now that clickspam does shit and you have to time your swings, that copypasta is outdated
todor05-Sep-16 12:55 AM
tfw r9k bbeds for the 50th time
RandomGuardian05-Sep-16 01:47 AM
Well that person wouldn't necessarily be wrong to present this assumption. Information dissemination has reached yet another revolutionary high, and it brings the freedom and control associated with such.
i can't even play devil's advocate for that design decision, that shit is just unbearably bad. The phones don't even support FLAC so you can't justify it even in some masochistic audiophiles head
lemme go redownload all of my library as ALAC, no problemo
Keygentlemen08-Sep-16 12:32 PM
kek
Yyeeaarrgghh08-Sep-16 12:33 PM
man i posted that picture to tilt people but im getting tilted myself
Keygentlemen08-Sep-16 12:33 PM
so what's with the sudden influx of applel memes
Did they just decide to deliberately shit the bed?
Artist who draws monster girls. Pixiv account appears to be deleted. Artist name: frfr Pixiv nickname: うすしおあじ (Usushioaji) h4.See also * Pixiv account: http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=250940
The world is changing and Tropico is moving with the times - geographical powers rise and fall and the world market is dominated by new players with new demands and offers - and you, as El Presidente, face a whole new set of challenges. If you are to triumph over your naysayers you will need to gain as much support from your people as possible. Your decisions will shape the future of your nation, and more importantly, the size of your off-shore bank account. Tropico 4 expands on the gameplay ...
Deleted User09-Sep-16 04:22 AM
wew
Keygentlemen09-Sep-16 04:30 AM
top jaj
Yyeeaarrgghh09-Sep-16 06:59 AM
no i have the voice of earthshaker without the special effects for more gravel
i always wondered why a planet gets bigger the closer it is to you
and then it hit me
Deleted User09-Sep-16 09:46 PM
I used to shitpost on x and eventually came to enjoy the board
HiJanxy09-Sep-16 09:49 PM
I want to love /x/ more then I can
Some of the threads litearlly make my eyes bleed
EHhh it has allot of just
I honostly cant tell
IF its shit posters
Or people who actually think UFOs built the pyrmaids
LIke I love spook
SCP levels of spook
Deleted User09-Sep-16 09:59 PM
Aliens built pyramids tbh
DocTurtles09-Sep-16 10:13 PM
There's two defines groups in /x/. People who take the paranormal too seriously and people who don't take it seriously at all. Makes good /x/ threads difficult to happen
brigand09-Sep-16 10:18 PM
whats in the middle ground then "i kind of believe this exists"
Deleted User09-Sep-16 10:21 PM
The world is filled with things that are "supernatural" but the /x/enophiles tend to unintentionally turn people away from believing
the same can be said about a lot of "professionals" who make their livelyhood off of extorting people's veiw of the supernatural
DocTurtles09-Sep-16 10:22 PM
The Middle ground gets ridiced by the "doesn't real" group for entertaining the thought, and gets shut out by the "too seriously" group for asking reasonable questions that are misinterpreted as ridicule due to previous pestering posters.
Plus all three groups hardly know how to start and nurture a thread. It's all "sp00ks go!" For the fucking op posts with no attempt at conversation or posting anything they have
Dad09-Sep-16 10:27 PM
I don't get why x is a board
There's nothing that could possibly be posted there that's worth anything
Deleted User09-Sep-16 10:28 PM
its hard to explain the supernatural to others without having them expirience it firsthand, I'll give you that.
DocTurtles09-Sep-16 10:30 PM
^^^^^^^^^
Hate the "first prove paranormal subject is real before discussion" posts when the only way to satisfy them is a peer reviewed study that won't get looked into by scientists they trust who don't even fucking work in the same field of science. I can never tell if they're trolling or literally retarded
It's just bad arguments.
Keygentlemen09-Sep-16 10:39 PM
dude ghosts lmao
DocTurtles09-Sep-16 10:39 PM
I kno rite?! 2spoopy4me
Deleted User09-Sep-16 10:40 PM
GOSTES
DO NOT
REAL
DocTurtles09-Sep-16 10:41 PM
Explain that!
Deleted User09-Sep-16 10:43 PM
Keygentlemen09-Sep-16 10:44 PM
me irl
Dad09-Sep-16 10:44 PM
"its hard to explain the supernatural to others without having them expirience it firsthand"
The problem with this is that humans are limited to what they experience via their imperfect systems they've developed to percieve the world
We don't see something as it appears in the universe
We see something as our eyes percieve and process it
Keygentlemen09-Sep-16 10:45 PM
tfw u got touched by a ghost as a kid
tfw the ghost looked just like mom
Dad09-Sep-16 10:45 PM
Considering the flawed nature of our perceptions, the paranormal experiences people have are all even more flawed
Keygentlemen09-Sep-16 10:45 PM
what a tricky being
Dad09-Sep-16 10:46 PM
You could theoretically see anything, but its more likely that you'll see something when you're afraid for your life in a dark building
Fear is likely a principal factor in many of the paranormal experiences people have, and fear has a massive effect on changing what we percieve
Therefore I find it unlikely that any of these people actually experienced something unique that no one else has experienced before and has been unable to verify through scientific methods
Keygentlemen09-Sep-16 10:47 PM
Is 4craft a ghost?
Dad09-Sep-16 10:47 PM
Someone copy paste that
I just made a copypasta for you
Deleted User09-Sep-16 10:48 PM
how can ghosts be real if 4craft isnt real
Keygentlemen09-Sep-16 10:49 PM
but it is unfortunately
DocTurtles09-Sep-16 10:50 PM
Reminds me of Husserl's arguments towards reasoning away objective observation in naturalism based thought process
I probably already linked this and now look like an edgelord spastic
Deleted User09-Sep-16 11:15 PM
@Dad something being paranormal doesn't automatically mean it was "scary" or "unique", and while there are plenty of people who claim to have seen scary shit - mainly because there is some scary shit out there; and others who claim they've expirienced something "unique", mainly out of ignorance of similar events; the point does need to be made that many supernatural events are not inherently "fearful" or governed by one's fear, and many, many, more are not unique to a single individual.
HiJanxy09-Sep-16 11:50 PM
Ill go with the fact that Im not being haunted
By any indian ghosts
And I get to effectivly grave rob as a job descrpition.
LIke
Theres a fucking actual human skellington from an indian tribe in a box
Because we can't give it away cause native american polotics are srs buissness
Keygentlemen10-Sep-16 01:01 AM
>gaseous guardian kike
Something something za warudo
HiJanxy10-Sep-16 01:05 AM
I mean
That does make sense
Wait whya re there jew ghsots
We dont even have a jewish person
Im only a jew for the JWO
HiJanxy10-Sep-16 01:18 AM
Sure
Mum10-Sep-16 02:50 AM
oni-chan
Dad10-Sep-16 04:17 AM
Deleted User10-Sep-16 05:52 AM
What
Artige10-Sep-16 06:19 AM
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@Keygentlemen
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Artige10-Sep-16 06:20 AM
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Keygentlemen10-Sep-16 06:20 AM
we did it reddit
Artige10-Sep-16 06:20 AM
HELL YEAH
Keygentlemen10-Sep-16 06:20 AM
:--DDDDDddd
DocTurtles10-Sep-16 06:20 AM
Damn
Deleted User10-Sep-16 06:21 AM
what the heck
what the heck
yuri..
??????
Artige10-Sep-16 06:22 AM
Bakachansan10-Sep-16 06:39 AM
evAnon10-Sep-16 06:58 AM
vinyl scratch
Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...
Deleted User10-Sep-16 06:58 AM
test
Keygentlemen10-Sep-16 06:58 AM
kek
Deleted User10-Sep-16 06:58 AM
??????
evAnon10-Sep-16 06:59 AM
why the fuck you testing
stop it
or else
you're not getting the testing
Deleted User10-Sep-16 06:59 AM
test
evAnon10-Sep-16 06:59 AM
you're getting the testes
Deleted User10-Sep-16 06:59 AM
what the heck
yuri...
@Deleted User
wth
Dad10-Sep-16 07:33 AM
I am NOT a bot and will UNFRIEND anyone that attempts to SAY that I'm not a real person
Deleted User10-Sep-16 07:37 AM
Keygentlemen10-Sep-16 07:37 AM
You're a bot lmao @Dad
Deleted User10-Sep-16 07:38 AM
kaname...
what the heck
Dad10-Sep-16 07:38 AM
I have OFFICIALLY unfriended the mean GUY @Keygentlemen
HE does not exhibit the QUALITIES that I would expect in someone that I call my FRIEND
Alex Jones teams up with Propur to provide you with the new gold standard of water filtration systems.
Propur takes the traditional gravity filtration systems and updates it for the 21st century.
get yourself one of these before it's too late
Dad10-Sep-16 09:07 PM
>gravity filtration
wew ;ads
sorry, lads*
Deleted User10-Sep-16 09:11 PM
How do you "update" gravity filtration?
Dad10-Sep-16 09:24 PM
How do you claim gravity filtration is the most effective method of filtration
Deleted User10-Sep-16 09:26 PM
You need to wide filter, through gravity, then use one of those little packs that separates clay and shit from the water, remove the separated shit, use a bleach soaked cloth gravity filter, and then boil the water
Keygentlemen10-Sep-16 09:27 PM
you need to put the water in alex jones, he's the only one that can filter the lies
Deleted User10-Sep-16 09:27 PM
@Alex_jones who killed harambe?
Hlwys10-Sep-16 09:28 PM
why would alisterdood know
Keygentlemen10-Sep-16 09:28 PM
obama did
Deleted User10-Sep-16 09:28 PM
You need to enlighten yourself
Keygentlemen10-Sep-16 09:30 PM
with gondola
Deleted User10-Sep-16 09:30 PM
This was my phone wallpaper for a long time
Dora10-Sep-16 10:12 PM
@DocTurtles it's from the newer rance hentai OVAs
DocTurtles10-Sep-16 10:14 PM
Ty
Dora10-Sep-16 10:15 PM
play sengoku rance also
actually, go to the alice soft thread on /vg/ if you wanna get into Rance universe
Dad10-Sep-16 10:27 PM
Those Rance hentai are legit
Deleted User10-Sep-16 11:19 PM
Mum10-Sep-16 11:20 PM
good shit
dont matter what your morals are people that leave dogs in hot cars are trash
Deleted User10-Sep-16 11:20 PM
what about toddlers
DocTurtles10-Sep-16 11:21 PM
Toddlers are fine. They have car seats
Dad10-Sep-16 11:22 PM
I haven't heard of many dogs dying because of being left in hot cars
Tbhfam
Mum10-Sep-16 11:23 PM
tru
Rand10-Sep-16 11:23 PM
what is lambda
Dad10-Sep-16 11:23 PM
Are you playing tomorrow Skinny
Can you tell me your coordinates when we get in game so I can kill you
Mum10-Sep-16 11:23 PM
but it is proven that they are vulnerable to overheating
what
no dont do that(edited)
Rand10-Sep-16 11:23 PM
no but what is lambda
Mum10-Sep-16 11:25 PM
are the /board/ islands a real thing?
I havent played before but I should be on tomorrow
Dad10-Sep-16 11:26 PM
Alright sounds good
What's your minecraft name
Is it SkinnyBandit
Mum10-Sep-16 11:26 PM
nah hang on
the account is old so I need to dig up the username a second
The cobble doesn't look like they put no effort into it
I just play vanilla.
Plus mah boi sugoi made a pack.
It's an s4s themed pack
It was called "dank memes" or some shit.
I have faithful.
It's nice because it's just cleaner version of vanilla.
DocTurtles11-Sep-16 07:06 AM
Looks like a tiny blue elephant on a green post
Boxxy11-Sep-16 07:09 AM
Looks like something from RS.
>buying gf
Keygentlemen11-Sep-16 07:10 AM
^
Boxxy11-Sep-16 07:22 AM
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evAnon11-Sep-16 07:25 AM
@Boxxy That pack was a joint project between sugoi and I called Liquid Memes(edited)
Deleted User11-Sep-16 07:25 AM
evAnon11-Sep-16 07:26 AM
I was gonna upload a picture for everyone to see but then that popped up
QUACKERS
Boxxy11-Sep-16 07:26 AM
You should distribute it again.
And it does have your name in it.
I just remember sugoi's name, because he was my boi.
evAnon11-Sep-16 07:27 AM
Sugoi took the textures of the painterly pack and oversaturated them
Then I came over and redid all the menus, the font, some items and some sounds
Robul Hoque's barrister warned that the case should act as a warning to thousands of Manga fans across the UK who "may find themselves" in the same position
filthy dumb weeb scum
Dad15-Sep-16 05:44 PM
Britland is pretty shit
Deleted User15-Sep-16 05:45 PM
evAnon15-Sep-16 06:40 PM
fat
Rand15-Sep-16 07:37 PM
>Hoque denied a separate charge of failing to notify police of a string of online usernames
9th grade:
My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we're fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.
Me: It's allright.
Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle of it?
I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it's too cold.
Girl: How 'bout warming it up...by rubbing it on my tits?
So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I'm definantly going to get off. That's when it gets crazy.
She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her vagina with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her vagina. I had seriously underestimated this vagina's liquid retention volume.
Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!
I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn't want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.
Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I'M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!
I don't know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.
MonkeysInSpace16-Sep-16 08:54 PM
Dora16-Sep-16 09:06 PM
There's a football flying in the air above me.
Floating.
This ball is destined to travel, and then fall.
But at this moment, in front of my eyes, I can see a football.
An American football.
I draw a diagram in my mind.
You throw an American football in a spiral. Like a worm crawling in a dog's intestines.
A football thrown any other way just won't go very far.
It certainly won't get to the place it was intended to be thrown.
But this American football. THIS American football.
It moves with unnatural accuracy.
Obscenely.
Moist with the juices of human effort, this football tumbles end over end through the air.
Blasphemously.
It's as though the place it was going will always be the place it will go.
I think of my sister.
This American football is impossible. It just can't exist.
I want to wipe it from my eyes.
I want to scream and shove my face into a prehistoric tar pit.
It.
Is.
Terrifying.
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everybodyelse,andthat'swhatAPOCALYPSEmakesthemthebiggestguysonthe
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they'veRAPEhadabadday.
I wake up in my bed, bleeding.
My flaxen-haired maid is here with a bowl of Campbell's Chunky soup.
I feel like a an empty pot of meat, about to be filled.
a man and his girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at one at a side of road. he turn to his girl and says:
"baby, i love u very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broken down. i think the engine in broken. ill walk and get some more fuel."
"ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news reports of steres being stolen"
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, we was supposed to be back by now" . then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and a man door hand hook car door
Police say they were searching for another suspect when an officer shot, killed man.
>cop was black
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MonkeysInSpace22-Sep-16 05:12 AM
Deleted User22-Sep-16 05:17 AM
Dad22-Sep-16 06:13 AM
>They live on a supermassive aircraft carrier
Who
What
Why
Dad22-Sep-16 06:59 AM
>>>>>>>>They put pillows inside the tank
Dora22-Sep-16 07:05 AM
Damm pedos! How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick in the head.
Dad22-Sep-16 07:33 AM
"Someday, I'll arrange some kick-ass flowers that'll make my mother understand."
Dad23-Sep-16 05:56 AM
Alright its official this show has won me over
Even the specific use of the Panzer IV as the MC's tank is glorious
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Dora07-Nov-16 05:03 AM
+tag create XD
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-Trump's not a serious candidate
-Trump will be out by October
-Trump will never win a single primary
-Trump has a ceiling of 25%
-Trump has a ceiling of 30%
-Trump has a ceiling of 35%
-Trump has a ceiling of 45%
-Trump will never win the south
-Trump can't win with evangelicals
-Trump will never be accepted by the party
-Trump will never be the nominee
-Trump will never win the general
YOU ARE HERE
-Trump can't really build a wall
-Trump can't extend Hillary's prison sentence to 120 years
-Trump can't negotiate the release of Half Life 3
-Trump can't expect the President of China to sign an unconditional surrender on the deck of the USS Nimitz
-Trump cannot get re-elected
-Trump can't be the fifth face on Mount Rushmore
-Trump can't be all five faces on Mount Trumpmore
-Trump can't run and win the 3rd term, can he?
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godzirra09-Nov-16 11:12 PM
by then he would be 78
as much as i like trump, i think that's a bit too old
They're so fat they believe they have transcended weight
And became healthy again
IIeSGUK-Lyo20-Nov-16 03:30 AM
Thats not how health works
thats not how health works at all
xenon22-Nov-16 04:04 AM
lewd allowed here?
Dad22-Nov-16 04:08 AM
Why do you think its nsfw
lekman22-Nov-16 05:57 AM
she have a big boobe lol
IIeSGUK-Lyo22-Nov-16 05:58 AM
nice meme
DocTurtles23-Nov-16 05:53 AM
@Coty
Coty23-Nov-16 05:55 AM
lewd
May01-Dec-16 08:09 PM
How young fo i look?
i just got refused from a work proposal, the response email says they think i'm a fake messing around
and if i want to have any hope
i should travel fucking 600+km to do a live interview
fuck, this is the lewd channel
Boxxy01-Dec-16 11:29 PM
You look like an 18 year old trap @May
I envy you if you're actually in your 30s.
May01-Dec-16 11:30 PM
31 btw
but i never became a 'real' adult, my body is getting old but i never got a beard and shit, i never got the 'adult' look on my face, nor body. Muh genetic problem, also it made me sterile
i got stuck on this pants
Boxxy01-Dec-16 11:32 PM
So you're a trap?
May01-Dec-16 11:32 PM
nah, i live like a man, i had a stable work and shit
Boxxy01-Dec-16 11:33 PM
okay
Youth stays with you.
May01-Dec-16 11:33 PM
i'm only girly for shits and giggles, also, its good to feel cute
Boxxy01-Dec-16 11:34 PM
I'm prolly going to be completely bald by age 30
May01-Dec-16 11:34 PM
it doesn't, people associate 'youth' with a kids face, you don't have idea of how bad is growing old like this
Boxxy01-Dec-16 11:34 PM
so I envy you
May01-Dec-16 11:34 PM
can you grow a beard?
Boxxy01-Dec-16 11:34 PM
Yeah. Fully beard
May01-Dec-16 11:34 PM
well, you can go by the bald head, full beard
thats sexy
Boxxy01-Dec-16 11:36 PM
I don't really give a fuck if it's sexy or not tbh
May01-Dec-16 11:36 PM
you don't even need a good face to look good on it
If you ever feel bad about loosing too much hair just shave it
do you like looking manly?
Boxxy01-Dec-16 11:38 PM
exactly
uhh
I guess so(edited)
I like feeling good over looking good tbh
May01-Dec-16 11:39 PM
Then you won't have a problem with it, being bald isn't that bad for you image, you might even feel more powerfull
Boxxy01-Dec-16 11:39 PM
kek
I'll keep that in mind
May01-Dec-16 11:41 PM
a bald guy is way scarie, you will look mad, virile, plus you don't need to care for your hair, sometimes not even your beard, you might get away with not combing nor triming your beard because of how mad you look
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Dora10-Dec-16 02:03 AM
@here anyone here know the name of that one hentai where there's a virus that makes everyone rape eachother and it has like three or four episodes? if it helps, in one of the episodes there was this one scene where these tan highschool siblings had sex in the shower as some horny anime girl watched and relieved herself to the forbidden love and then gets raped after because it turns out the sister was infected with the rape virus.
MonkeysInSpace10-Dec-16 02:03 AM
boko no pico
Dora10-Dec-16 02:03 AM
thank
godzirra10-Dec-16 02:03 AM
wow lol
Dora10-Dec-16 02:03 AM
no but seriously
godzirra10-Dec-16 02:04 AM
i love how monkeys instantly knew(edited)
Dora10-Dec-16 02:04 AM
but that isnt even it
godzirra10-Dec-16 02:04 AM
oh
MonkeysInSpace10-Dec-16 02:04 AM
he's isis symphogi
he's automatically retarded
Dora10-Dec-16 02:04 AM
I know I figured
Ocean Blue10-Dec-16 02:23 AM
Oh I loved that one
Forgot the name though
Yyeeaarrgghh11-Dec-16 01:51 AM
pantsu11-Dec-16 02:20 AM
POST
dudegoys11-Dec-16 02:22 AM
someone said repost so here you go you degenerate fuck
AROUND WHITES INTERNET FIGHTS11-Dec-16 02:22 AM
T H I C C
dudegoys11-Dec-16 02:24 AM
AYY LMAO
HighResolutionMirage11-Dec-16 02:29 AM
dudegoys11-Dec-16 02:29 AM
HighResolutionMirage11-Dec-16 02:29 AM
dudegoys11-Dec-16 02:29 AM
there now fuck off
HighResolutionMirage11-Dec-16 02:29 AM
Donelol
@Vuin
@AROUND WHITES INTERNET FIGHTS
Vuin11-Dec-16 02:39 AM
AROUND WHITES INTERNET FIGHTS11-Dec-16 02:40 AM
>asriel
gone too far
HighResolutionMirage11-Dec-16 02:40 AM
no you
AROUND WHITES INTERNET FIGHTS11-Dec-16 02:40 AM
unless its underage asriel because goatson boy puss puss
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oh
-perms allow nsfw.loli --user Symphogi
REEE
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Dora12-Dec-16 12:55 AM
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=loli wl add --channel degeneracy-nsfw
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Dora12-Dec-16 12:56 AM
oh well I tried
sorry folks
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Pretty much. It's just more to look at. You can feel the only deficiency men have against women. Tits. And we dont need to feed from them so objectively penises and men's bodies are far superior. Three holes is worse than two plus another sword. Especially with a sheathe
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MonkeysInSpace14-Dec-16 05:30 AM
the average pony weighs roughly 300 kg, given there are 21 ponies, and two larger than average ones (say 350 kg); the bottom pony would be experiencing around 68670 newtons of force, spread out over a relatively small area
this would result in pulping of not only the bottom, but likely at least 1/3rd up the stack
given the height, the sudden fall and pressure would also induce broken bones in the remaining few
with only likely the upper three escaping major injury
@deleted-role your porn is shit in other words
Deleted User14-Dec-16 05:33 AM
this is implying ponies arent made of marshmellows
Gatler14-Dec-16 05:33 AM
They are made of marshmallow
Deleted User14-Dec-16 05:33 AM
>/sci/
checks out
Gatler14-Dec-16 05:34 AM
Pegasi are even lighter
MonkeysInSpace14-Dec-16 05:34 AM
they are shown to have red wounds in the show correct?
Gatler14-Dec-16 05:34 AM
no
MonkeysInSpace14-Dec-16 05:34 AM
likely no direct blood due to the fact it's a child show
Gatler14-Dec-16 05:34 AM
scuff marks
MonkeysInSpace14-Dec-16 05:34 AM
no ones even gotten a light cut?
Gatler14-Dec-16 05:35 AM
Can't think of any
Rainbow dash broke a wing
Pretzel sticks I guess?
Deleted User14-Dec-16 05:37 AM
well white pony hooves seem to have the consistency of hard marshmallows(edited)
MemeMarine14-Dec-16 05:58 AM
Remember the one episode where Spike pretended to kill a field mouse and squired ketchup everywhere
I mean if you go around telling people you're a spy you're not doing a good job
Vuin15-Dec-16 07:39 AM
he left the fake trash discord too wew
Wootmaster15-Dec-16 07:39 AM
/pol/ spys is an oxymoron
D3VNT15-Dec-16 07:55 AM
That's fucking gross and I like guro
MonkeysInSpace15-Dec-16 08:01 AM
vampires exist in mlp?
or is that donutsteeloc
HiJanxy15-Dec-16 08:01 AM
Im just glad its not sucking on the down part with the fangs
Greggy15-Dec-16 08:01 AM
Apple vampires
Vuin15-Dec-16 08:01 AM
its already sucking
MonkeysInSpace15-Dec-16 08:02 AM
that is clearly not an apple
that isn't even apple pone
Vuin15-Dec-16 08:03 AM
i think its a horse but im not quite sure
DocTurtles15-Dec-16 08:04 AM
That's that season three villian that's supposed to be kinda rasputiny
MonkeysInSpace15-Dec-16 08:05 AM
how do you know thiz
DocTurtles15-Dec-16 08:06 AM
Used to watch the show. Dude had stairs as his big obstacle
MonkeysInSpace15-Dec-16 08:06 AM
well I mean
I guess
can horses even go up stairs?
DocTurtles15-Dec-16 08:08 AM
I know they can go up stairs, and I've heard you can't lead cows down stairs so I'd be horses can't either
But his obstcale was literally just miles of a single winding staircase going down
Or it might have been up
I think it was up, since the solution was to flip their localized gravity to then have just a giant slide
Vuin15-Dec-16 08:10 AM
what the fuck
DocTurtles15-Dec-16 08:12 AM
Yea, miles of stair became miles of slide, and since they would be on the ceiling there wouldn't be guard railings so that solution shouldn't have worked
Vuin15-Dec-16 08:14 AM
but then the load would be switched to above and then it would just crumble(edited)
DocTurtles15-Dec-16 08:16 AM
I assume a staircase strong enough to support the weight of a small horse is pretty sturdily built, but I mean the entire staircase collapsing upwards would also solve the problem of going up faster
Several thousand people, some dressed as animal characters, were evacuated from a Hyatt hotel in suburban Rosemont when an “intentional” chlorine gas incident at the hotel, which was hosting the Midwest FurFest convention, sent 19 people to hospitals early Sunday.
im ok with those being either ill kill you or fuck me eyes
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 03:48 AM
Oh so you don't mind violently attacked by a cheetah?
Vuin16-Dec-16 03:49 AM
are you kidding?
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 03:50 AM
Having it swipe at you as you tumble to the ground and then have it pounce on your pinning your down with its paws as it bites your neck.
Vuin16-Dec-16 03:50 AM
pretty hot tbh
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 03:51 AM
Do they go for the neck first or your stomach?
Vuin16-Dec-16 03:51 AM
fortunately cheetas are fucking pussies and im tall
so itd be like a housecat
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 03:51 AM
Neck would be the most efficient way to disable the prey but going for the stomach would faciliate consomtion of food first also a slower disable of the prey.
DocTurtles16-Dec-16 03:51 AM
iirc Cats usually go for the neck to confirm kils
Vuin16-Dec-16 03:52 AM
slap it in the dick
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 03:52 AM
yeah that is hot tbh
Vuin16-Dec-16 03:52 AM
and then it violently fucks your brains out
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 03:53 AM
Like in your head or just fucks you regularly but you're dead?
Vuin16-Dec-16 03:53 AM
fucks you UNTIL youre dead
like one of them scps
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 03:53 AM
After biting your neck? You probably woulnd't have much time but I guess that's kind of hot.
Vuin16-Dec-16 03:54 AM
not after biting your neck
youd want to feel getting fucked to death you dummy
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 03:55 AM
huh
Vuin16-Dec-16 03:55 AM
do you have scp sex toys
meems
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 03:55 AM
You don't need to call what you like memes.
Vuin16-Dec-16 03:56 AM
why cant I
are you the meme police
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 03:56 AM
Insect oviposition is okay I guess.
Vuin16-Dec-16 03:57 AM
thats my boi
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 03:57 AM
Inserting the eggs yourself I guess is kind of weird. I'd imagine you'd just want to shit them out afterward.
Vuin16-Dec-16 03:58 AM
y-yeah thats what happens
ATHENA16-Dec-16 03:58 AM
Literally nothing wrong with that.
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 03:59 AM
I guess it's like shitting on hard mode.
Vuin16-Dec-16 03:59 AM
>implying they dont dissolve like they are intended to
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:00 AM
Oh no I know they do that. I'm just saying, if you were to shit them out.
I've thought about getting BD gryphon but I'd rather wait I eithe rget an autistically expendable income or they release an actual bird one
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:04 AM
ive heard the gryphon is great
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:04 AM
So have I
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:05 AM
nocturn is good its hit or miss
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:05 AM
I have an XL Chance Flared. :3
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:06 AM
oh jew
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:06 AM
I just convinced a friend to buy a chance
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:07 AM
why
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:07 AM
did he died?
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:07 AM
I don't know I'll ask him
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:07 AM
in case he says yes
rip
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:08 AM
I asked him if he's used it and if he's died.
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:08 AM
what happen?
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:08 AM
waiting on response
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:08 AM
what size chance did he get anyway
and most importantly is it flared
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:09 AM
you can fuck this AND insert it
genius
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:09 AM
wew
That's the most innovative thing I've seen all day.
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:10 AM
thousands of years from now after we have mastered the universe we shall only be making innovations in silicone dicks
it all makes sense now
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:11 AM
See if there are any white people left in a century.
If not, the time will never come.
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:11 AM
the truth hurts
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:13 AM
tfw I'll never leave Earth and travel to a planet inhabited by bird people.
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:14 AM
tfw ill never board your ship and take you under my wing as a furry space pirate
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:14 AM
tbh even if this never happens i still lead a good life
sucks to be you
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:15 AM
Well that's good. I hope to do the same.
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:16 AM
party in hell
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:17 AM
The reason why it's Hell is because there are no horsecocks.
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:17 AM
>feral
jk feral is ok
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:18 AM
tfw i already have this saved
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:18 AM
I'm sure you do
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:20 AM
ar thos for fugg?
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:20 AM
is this face for fugg
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:20 AM
Well it doesn't matter in this case. Those females are being fugged
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:24 AM
wew I foudn an old mem i make
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:27 AM
FAT FUCK
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ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:30 AM
lol
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:31 AM
wew lads
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:32 AM
oh god some how the regular furry ones are always the worse
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:32 AM
what do you mean regular furry ones
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:32 AM
>regular furry
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:33 AM
i dont get it
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:33 AM
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:33 AM
doggos and stuff
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:34 AM
i still dont get it
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:34 AM
mammals
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:34 AM
@deleted-role
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:34 AM
OH BOI
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:34 AM
jesus fuck
If it's actually supposed to be a deer and not some hybrid garbage
bleach16-Dec-16 04:35 AM
god
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:35 AM
i think its a deer wolf sparke fuck but if its a deer jesus fuck
bleach16-Dec-16 04:35 AM
this fur meme needs to stop
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:35 AM
Oh and my friend bought a large unflared chance.
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:36 AM
moloch requires souls
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:37 AM
Okay... I can't make this shit up. He told me he also purchased a medium chance for a friend in ENGULAND so he wouldn't have to pay shipping and his friend said he could use it before he gets it so long as he boils it afterward.
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:37 AM
that bad dragon band
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:38 AM
And yes he used the medium not the large yet.
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:38 AM
hmm ok
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:38 AM
fucking plebs
tell him to get on my level
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:38 AM
i only hav medium nocturn pls no buly
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:38 AM
tfw why would you even LOOK at unflared
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:38 AM
tfw no dildo
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:38 AM
flare makes tummy bulge
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:38 AM
eww
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:39 AM
i love abdominal bulge fugg off
Vuin16-Dec-16 04:39 AM
mein neger
Hlwys16-Dec-16 04:39 AM
welcome to pol
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:39 AM
I actually kind of like it in a realistic ssense.
Not the autistic hypershit
ATHENA16-Dec-16 04:40 AM
dude
i told you i bulge irl
how is that hyper
Arnpor 🦅16-Dec-16 04:40 AM
I just said eww because I thought of 90% autistic hyper abdominal buldge shit that gets posted all the tiem
Puffins also have smooth feathers but to be honest that probably wasn't the intent.
HiJanxy17-Dec-16 09:02 AM
No everything is glossy
Whats with 2d artists
And making skin glossy
Or fur
Or anything really
Dad17-Dec-16 09:46 AM
Why isn't it a human
fucking the bird thing
isn't that what you want arnpor
Vuin17-Dec-16 10:36 AM
Arnpor 🦅17-Dec-16 11:18 AM
No @Dad it's not what I want. I just like birds.
Deleted User17-Dec-16 11:52 AM
MonkeysInSpace17-Dec-16 11:54 AM
thank you for that valuable contribution
MonkeysInSpace17-Dec-16 12:11 PM
uh
is this fuck 18
@May
gonna go with no tbh
May17-Dec-16 12:12 PM
ye, way over it
don't you know kitty?
MonkeysInSpace17-Dec-16 12:12 PM
no
I'm not a faggot
May17-Dec-16 12:13 PM
kitty lynn, google, she is way over 18
don't censor me
thats bad
blame monkey for no traps and cuteboys
Frenchie17-Dec-16 03:40 PM
Frenchie17-Dec-16 05:58 PM
Would you trust it?
Sharky17-Dec-16 06:08 PM
nah i wouldn't
ATHENA17-Dec-16 06:20 PM
It went for the right place.
I'd say I'd trust it.
Frenchie17-Dec-16 06:49 PM
ATHENA17-Dec-16 06:57 PM
Post more faggit.
Frenchie17-Dec-16 07:14 PM
okay then
>tfw don't actually have any raptor porn saved
I'll need a minute
Frenchie17-Dec-16 07:26 PM
>tfw having to wade through all this gay chris pratt porn to get the good stuff
mmm17-Dec-16 07:28 PM
>posting anthro dinasours instead of horse
disgust
Frenchie17-Dec-16 07:28 PM
>anthro
They're just dinosaurs
But I can still post horses
;^)
bleach17-Dec-16 07:29 PM
wew
Frenchie17-Dec-16 07:29 PM
ATHENA17-Dec-16 07:50 PM
Post more dinosaurs TBH, and if you're going to post horses at least post furry ones and not MLP.
Frenchie17-Dec-16 07:50 PM
>furry horses
No please
ATHENA17-Dec-16 07:51 PM
Implying MLP is better.
Frenchie17-Dec-16 07:55 PM
anthro is trash
Furry porn
Is trash
ATHENA17-Dec-16 07:57 PM
You are trash faggot.
Frenchie17-Dec-16 07:57 PM
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Fennaixelphox17-Dec-16 08:13 PM
are nutshack memes still cool or no
ATHENA17-Dec-16 08:17 PM
Yes
Fennaixelphox17-Dec-16 08:34 PM
then here's one for ya
HiJanxy17-Dec-16 09:29 PM
YO if anyone can bring me Tresspasser Rule 34
You get special snowflake
Because thats hella rare
DocTurtles17-Dec-16 09:32 PM
I immediately did a google search of "tresspasser Rule 34" (google auto correct to Trespasser) and by god you weren't kidding about its rarity. First site I went to had 2 pictures
Dad17-Dec-16 09:32 PM
You don't even see the main character
You see one disembodied hand
Tresspasser porn would just be dinosaur porn with a random lady
HiJanxy17-Dec-16 09:33 PM
Yeah cause like no one bought the game
I OWN DAT SHIT
Bought it day one
Was hype
Dad17-Dec-16 09:34 PM
I had a cousin that owned it, was before I had a decent computer
He never beat it I don't think
It was a hard game for a lot of kids to play though
To get to the first AK47 would have been endgame for most
Skinwalker17-Dec-16 09:35 PM
post less furry and more anime butt tbh
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Rutter17-Dec-16 09:35 PM
No
Flinch17-Dec-16 09:35 PM
was that the game where you looked down at your tits to see your health as a tattoo
"besides the feathers on some"
I'm sorry, are the more historically accurate dinos triggering? (I'm just kidding)
Skinwalker18-Dec-16 05:50 AM
i mean
anthro cows is okay i guess
but no more dino porn ree
fapsnhaps18-Dec-16 05:51 AM
It triggers me how much i enjoy raptors now
Skinwalker18-Dec-16 05:52 AM
ur weird
Frenchie18-Dec-16 05:53 AM
I will post more dinosaurs because of these last few posts(edited)
Not being limited to raptors this time
fapsnhaps18-Dec-16 05:56 AM
Oh god(edited)
I dont need more fetishes you sick fuck
Vuin18-Dec-16 05:59 AM
Vuin18-Dec-16 07:04 AM
@pancakeguy
pancakeguy18-Dec-16 07:09 AM
Why u tag me
Vuin18-Dec-16 07:09 AM
scroll up for pancakes
pancakeguy18-Dec-16 07:09 AM
Wanna do that to me?
;)
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 07:09 AM
Vuin18-Dec-16 07:10 AM
pancakeguy18-Dec-16 07:11 AM
@Vuin
Frenchie18-Dec-16 07:12 AM
R A P T O R S
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 07:13 AM
oh my god fine
male or female?
Frenchie18-Dec-16 07:13 AM
female
thanks ;^)
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 07:14 AM
anthro or feral?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Vuin18-Dec-16 07:16 AM
you ready for MEMES
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 07:17 AM
please don't
Vuin18-Dec-16 07:17 AM
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 07:17 AM
please delet if anything just because I want to make sure Frenchie sees my bullshit
DocTurtles18-Dec-16 07:18 AM
@Frenchie
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 07:19 AM
"I'd like to make a request"
fucking leaves
Vuin18-Dec-16 07:22 AM
MonkeysInSpace18-Dec-16 07:25 AM
raptors are not for sexual
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Vuin18-Dec-16 07:26 AM
2
1
ATHENA18-Dec-16 07:27 AM
@everyone
Vuin18-Dec-16 07:29 AM
@MonkeysInSpace new avatar
MonkeysInSpace18-Dec-16 07:30 AM
thx
Vuin18-Dec-16 07:31 AM
np
Frenchie18-Dec-16 07:33 AM
feral, though it's probably too late. yay for internet problems.
I feel bad now
DocTurtles18-Dec-16 07:37 AM
Feel better by posting nsfw things!
Vuin18-Dec-16 07:37 AM
MonkeysInSpace18-Dec-16 07:38 AM
but why
Frenchie18-Dec-16 07:38 AM
I'd post raptors but I'm still building my folder
MonkeysInSpace18-Dec-16 07:38 AM
it's a soldier
what combat advantage would being a fox give
Frenchie18-Dec-16 07:38 AM
Perhaps colorful horses would be better?
Vuin18-Dec-16 07:39 AM
maybe fur for winter combat who the fuck knows its memes
Frenchie18-Dec-16 07:40 AM
DocTurtles18-Dec-16 07:40 AM
I bet the advantage has something to do with "animal instincts" that the soldier did not otherwise have
HiJanxy18-Dec-16 07:54 AM
Maybe for warmth?
Idk
Warmth is the only thing IM thinking.
And the abilty to eat raw meat
THats pretty usefull.
Frenchie18-Dec-16 08:24 AM
R A P T O R S
fapsnhaps18-Dec-16 09:20 AM
I need more anthro raptor
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 09:32 AM
Frenchie I already posted it
Dad18-Dec-16 09:39 AM
I'm so unhappy by the things posted in this chat
This chat was never gay furry central
I knew inviting no one but mlp fags was going to be bad for quality
HiJanxy18-Dec-16 09:42 AM
I hope to think that its ironic furry porn
Cause theres a dude being turned into a fucking diaper and oh god thats a fetish isnt it
Vuin18-Dec-16 09:44 AM
yeah those are fucking memes from tresh
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 09:45 AM
@Dad What woud you rather have?
Dad18-Dec-16 09:46 AM
You're the least bad
But at least anthro non-gay shit
please
Preferably with a fucking human in it
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 09:46 AM
Oh okay. Any preferences of a type of animal?
Dad18-Dec-16 09:49 AM
Your birds are fine
I don't care, they're all animals
Vuin18-Dec-16 09:49 AM
here you go lad
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 09:50 AM
>do not copy or scan(edited)
Vuin18-Dec-16 09:50 AM
no v& pls
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 09:50 AM
Dad18-Dec-16 09:50 AM
No blacks either
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 09:50 AM
Vuin18-Dec-16 09:51 AM
half of the mixed breeds shit is niggers so it was prob a misclick
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 09:51 AM
Dad18-Dec-16 09:51 AM
Why the fuck
are 100% of your pictures girls getting fucked by animals
How latenly gay are you
Do you want to be an animal so badly it infects your brain to allow you to self-insert into the animal more than a human man fucking a anthro animal
Like what the fuck is wrong with you
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 09:52 AM
Isn't this what you said you wanted?
HiJanxy18-Dec-16 09:53 AM
>asking for porn from a furry
>suprised that it has animals in it
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 09:53 AM
>Preferably with a fucking human in it
>your birds are fine
Well which is it?
I just gave both.
HiJanxy18-Dec-16 09:54 AM
He likes to give it both ways Dad
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 09:55 AM
Well that's fine you don't have to respond.
Vuin18-Dec-16 09:56 AM
i bet he doesnt like cats
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 09:57 AM
That is a nice picture
Dad18-Dec-16 09:57 AM
I am a human male
I would like to put my penis into vaginas
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 09:57 AM
Okay we're on the same page so far
Dad18-Dec-16 09:57 AM
I self-insert into human males fucking the holes of females
Vuin18-Dec-16 09:57 AM
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 09:58 AM
I sometimes do to
Sometimes I ignore the male all together and just focus on the female
HiJanxy18-Dec-16 09:59 AM
This is the most interesting conversation Ive seen. As Dad tries to get porn from Arpor
Arnpor 🦅18-Dec-16 10:00 AM
Sometimes I don't mind seeing a female human getting railed by an animal feral or anthro. You can view it as "putting it in her place" if you want. Sometimes I do that.
I used to masturbate onto birds at a local park. Not a thing that I'm particularly proud of but I became quite good at it. I was taking zinc supplements so I was shooting massive loads and it became something of a sport to me. For anyone interested here is your best strategy. first, you need to find an isolated spot so you don't become a sex offender. I found a short kind of channel area where I saw the pigeons would congregate. Next, you arouse yourself. I was usually content with envisioning the occasional jogging lady coming over and taking a shit on my chest and that was enough to fuel the fire but if you're not as sexually charged as me just take some porn on the go. After you're good an horny, you get some bread. My pigeons preferred white bread but healthier birds might have a taste for honey wheat or maybe even multigrain. Fat, unhealthy birds are slower and easier to hit so remember that. Once you are seated on the bench and ready to do the deed, whip your roosevelt out and scatter bread out within a few feet of you. use your judgement based on how far you know you can cum. I was a lonely and depraved soul who could hit targets the size of a thimble at distances up to 4 feet. You wait for the pigeons to begin eating and to get comfortable with your presence. At this point, you want to coo gently and talk sensually to them to gain their trust. Now you're finally ready to cum on your bird. This is a tough part because the rapid motion of masturbation is very frightening to the birds, so you have to be subtle. Once you master a technique, you simply wind it up and let it go, aiming depending on your past cumming experiences. I always came high so I would aim for the neck of the bird and catch it right in the face. It's an extremely satisfying and erotic feeling, seeing those birds reel around covered in cum and maybe even transporting it to other places in the city.
Frenchie19-Dec-16 02:38 AM
Oh, copypasta
Rutter19-Dec-16 02:38 AM
Yes
Pretty sure that's, like, the most popular copypasta in existence
I dunno the eyes seem derpy, I think I'd have em done as they are on the two on the etsy page
But apparently the seller wants 50 without hair and shit
70 with
They're trying to jew me
If I'm going to consider actually buying this I need to find a way to get that price down
Or be lucky and find a 20 or something on the street
I kinda want to buy it just for the raptor memes now
Dad19-Dec-16 04:58 AM
Degeneracy
Frenchie19-Dec-16 04:59 AM
It is
That's another reason to buy it
Just for the disgusting thing it is
I dunno
The more I look at it the more it starts to grow on me
Send help
Dad19-Dec-16 05:02 AM
No
Frenchie19-Dec-16 05:06 AM
Then I shall spiral further into madness
But not without hot raptor pussy
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I bet you wish you were that guy, feeling her breath as she slathers your cock, running her tongue around it as you feel the slight sharpness of her teeth while she's grasping onto your legs with her cold raptor claws.(edited)
As she makes little growling sounds between pants and looking you directly in the eye knowing somehow that this is creating immense pleasure for you.(edited)
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Then she turns around presenting herself to you and looks behind letting out a soft hiss. At first you don't understand but then she backs into you deliberately rubbing parts against your own.(edited)
I respectfully disagree Frenchie. That being said I fucking hate anthro ponies.
JepTheLegend19-Dec-16 10:21 PM
The ponies in mlp are more real than raptors though.
Frenchie19-Dec-16 10:42 PM
but r a p t o r s were actually real
At one point
Grizzwald19-Dec-16 10:42 PM
Frenchi are you secretly just a fanfiction writer
cause I'd believe it
Frenchie19-Dec-16 10:54 PM
I
I write green
But that's it
Grizzwald19-Dec-16 10:56 PM
riiiiiight.
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:08 PM
Fuck off I'm driving
Grizzwald19-Dec-16 11:09 PM
>takes picture
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:30 PM
Yep
IanBrandonAnderson19-Dec-16 11:33 PM
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:36 PM
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Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:36 PM
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:36 PM
1
1
1
1
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:39 PM
IanBrandonAnderson19-Dec-16 11:39 PM
Jesus christ.
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:39 PM
>anthro birds
disgusting
raptors are where its at
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:40 PM
well then
IanBrandonAnderson19-Dec-16 11:40 PM
Even the scalie finds this degenerate
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:40 PM
No, that's just his taste.
He likes feral shit
IanBrandonAnderson19-Dec-16 11:40 PM
and thats just yours right?
egh
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:41 PM
I fuck horses too
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:41 PM
I'm not claiming superiority.
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:41 PM
But this is a raptor general
IanBrandonAnderson19-Dec-16 11:41 PM
Well okay then.
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:41 PM
IanBrandonAnderson19-Dec-16 11:42 PM
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:42 PM
here since I heard you like feral raptors
dazint19-Dec-16 11:45 PM
These raptors are naked. I do not like
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:47 PM
kek
>modern raptors
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this is a raptor
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:48 PM
>no feathers
enjoy your fairy tail holywood trash
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:48 PM
feathers are trash
I don't care if it's what's in the movies
smooth>feathers
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:48 PM
>smooth
try course rough and scalie(edited)
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:49 PM
Still smoother than feathers
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:49 PM
probably also cold
Well there isn't any denying that. That being said penguins can be pretty smooth
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:49 PM
I don't fuck chickens
I fuck raptors
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Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:49 PM
no you don't unless you fuck modern ones
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:50 PM
I 'want' to fuck a raptor
There
dazint19-Dec-16 11:50 PM
feathers are real?
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:50 PM
You mean an old one
Not a modern one
dazint19-Dec-16 11:51 PM
didnt you see the latest find? amber preserved tail with feathers
estimated to be over 100 million years old
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:51 PM
They've found several examples
not just that
also by looking at the bone structure
tfw dinosaurs are birds
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:51 PM
Realism isn't always the best
dazint19-Dec-16 11:52 PM
real raptor lovers go for hawks and shieeet
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:52 PM
>fucking hawks(edited)
>fucking birds(edited)
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:52 PM
uh huh!
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:53 PM
You should dump your middle folder honestly
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:54 PM
most of the shit you want I've already posted tbh
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:54 PM
>most
Post the rest
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:54 PM
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Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:54 PM
;^)
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:54 PM
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Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:55 PM
m o r e
Any human male x raptor left?
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:56 PM
uh let me look
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:57 PM
No need to be limited to raptors
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:57 PM
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oh wait these are male
yeah nah the rest are going to be either male or anthro
there this actually "is that a bee I see?"
Frenchie19-Dec-16 11:59 PM
oh no
not the bee
anything but the bees
>tfw there's a gif I want to upload
>12MB
Arnpor 🦅19-Dec-16 11:59 PM
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Frenchie20-Dec-16 12:00 AM
Oh, I forgot to upload this yesterday
Give it a minute, shitty internet
Arnpor 🦅20-Dec-16 12:00 AM
oh
using wifi?
Frenchie20-Dec-16 12:00 AM
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Arnpor 🦅20-Dec-16 12:01 AM
that looks, uh. Interesting I guess
>human mushroom dick
Frenchie20-Dec-16 12:01 AM
I know
But hey
It's female raptor
Even if it's shit I must post it
Arnpor 🦅20-Dec-16 12:02 AM
You really can't tell
Frenchie20-Dec-16 12:02 AM
I must follow my code
Arnpor 🦅20-Dec-16 12:04 AM
but yeah that's it unless you want anthro or male
Frenchie20-Dec-16 12:04 AM
Post male I guess
There are gays that like raptors too
Arnpor 🦅20-Dec-16 12:04 AM
well geese I don't have to if you're the only here
Frenchie20-Dec-16 12:04 AM
kek
My bad(edited)
Arnpor 🦅20-Dec-16 12:06 AM
actually I do ahve one that is poni realated but it's kind of weird
Frenchie20-Dec-16 12:06 AM
kek
Weird doesn't matter
Arnpor 🦅20-Dec-16 12:06 AM
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Frenchie20-Dec-16 12:06 AM
This was originally the degeneracy channel
Degeneracy, like regular porn, is welcome, but raptors are encouraged
why is the bot always on a soundtrack
Arnpor 🦅20-Dec-16 12:08 AM
I don't know
I'm surprised you have nothing to comment on that picture. I mean I'm not posting it becaseu "lull fuck ponie autismz cring xddd" I'm genuienly curious if you find it kind of hot or not in some strange way.
HiJanxy20-Dec-16 12:09 AM
Cause we spamed Playlist to bot
Frenchie20-Dec-16 12:09 AM
No, I don't find it hot
It's degeneracy
I just had no comment really
Arnpor 🦅20-Dec-16 12:10 AM
>degeneracy
okay
>not imagine rainbow dash in a weakend state getting violently fucked by the raptor
lel
I'm sorry, but did Hillary already lose? Oh, that's right. The election isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only December. Does not having the lead in December count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the election is still on? Hillary is still in the running right now and she has been the best politician in the DNC for how many years now? She’s running against one of the worst politicans in the GOP who just happens to have a lead because he’s feeding off the energy of Election Day. But you know what? He still fucking sucks. Hillary is one of the best fucking politicians in the America, she won the popular vote this year and would of won the election if the black vote didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Hillary wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, a petition for the Electoral College to vote Hillary reached 4 million signatures to save the nation, just like in 1836. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Hillary topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the politican because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these Hillary supporters on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
I sexually Identify as a velociraptor. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of sneakingg through the grass, dropping hot stinky loads on the prehistoric soil. People say to me that a person being a dinosaur is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install six inch claws, scales, and a tail on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Blue” and respect my right to kill for food and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a raptorphobe and need to check your lizard privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
>imply every /k/omando's dream isn't go hunting and violently masterbate a female deer with your wifes egg vibrator, in order to collect her juices to use as bait.
Frenchie22-Dec-16 10:38 PM
>furries
You have your degeneracy channel
Arnpor 🦅22-Dec-16 10:48 PM
Just responding to a post friend
Eurland22-Dec-16 11:29 PM
Well that's different. Raptors arent warm and fuzzy. They're cold and scaley.
Vuin23-Dec-16 12:21 AM
>not getting mounted by a male deer and sticking your dick down the bore of your meme gun
ur not even trying
Frenchie23-Dec-16 04:27 AM
R AP T O R S
2
THE SUPERIOR BEINGS
2
2
Frenchie23-Dec-16 06:25 AM
All's quiet in raptor general
good
degenerates are not welcome
Rutter23-Dec-16 06:25 AM
So you're not welcome?
Frenchie23-Dec-16 06:25 AM
Obviously I am
but degenerates such as furries
they are not allowed
I
AROUND WHITES INTERNET FIGHTS23-Dec-16 06:27 AM
no frenchie you are the furries
and then frenchie was a furry(edited)
Frenchie23-Dec-16 06:27 AM
>raptors
>furry
They don't even have fur
at the most they had feathers
AROUND WHITES INTERNET FIGHTS23-Dec-16 06:38 AM
FURRY
Arnpor 🦅23-Dec-16 06:44 AM
Honestly Frenchie I'm out of raptors to post.
Dad23-Dec-16 07:10 AM
What game is this
Rutter23-Dec-16 07:23 AM
A bad one
Dad23-Dec-16 07:29 AM
I know
But which one
I want to play it
Is it a real picture
Frenchie23-Dec-16 09:48 AM
DEGENERACY
IN MY RAPTOR GENERAL?
P U R G E
Frenchie23-Dec-16 06:54 PM
Frenchie24-Dec-16 04:35 PM
Raptors are the sole reason to not become an hero
Arnpor 🦅25-Dec-16 06:36 AM
lol
Frenchie25-Dec-16 07:12 AM
merry christmas ;^)
Deleted User25-Dec-16 11:25 AM
Frenchie26-Dec-16 02:08 AM
I'm having to resort to lower quality and male raptors but I will deliver
CallMeJefe26-Dec-16 02:15 AM
Archaeopterass
Frenchie26-Dec-16 02:16 AM
kek
this one is kinda meh
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@Rutter You said Octavia has more class than a raptor? Here is the ultimate in prehistoric swagger
And I think that does it
You people told me there was no more raptor porn(edited)
But you were wrong
And I
The ultimate raptor fucker
Was right
Horse26-Dec-16 02:35 AM
my dick and my brain have different opinions about this
Frenchie26-Dec-16 02:49 AM
Most of what was posted today was lesser raptor porn
Arnpor 🦅26-Dec-16 02:50 AM
Oh congrats. You've posted images I don't actually have.
No, the next image is just cum or white sticky fluids over her as though it were from the gravy boat in the back.
Deleted User31-Dec-16 03:44 PM
This is cooldog. Help
cooldog take over
Discord by pasting
him in 10 other
servers or he
will never be a cool dog.
O O
Frenchie03-Jan-17 02:37 AM
Honestly raptorposting isn't dead
And tankposting came after
It's just that the 4craft serb didn't happen and the chat has died down
No point in posting raptor porn with no audience tbh
DocTurtles03-Jan-17 03:46 AM
If something it worth posting it's worth posting without an audience
Yyeeaarrgghh03-Jan-17 04:29 AM
^
/s/ is all about posting until someone tells you you're fucking up
because everyone only has one hand to post with
Frenchie03-Jan-17 09:18 AM
I think that, for the most part, I've posted all the good raptor porn. While I'm sure there is more out there, I'm going to have to look for it tomorrow. Sleep's a thing.
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Horse03-Jan-17 12:01 PM
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Hide_Hirofumi04-Jan-17 01:33 AM
Please tell me this is ironic
Dad04-Jan-17 02:03 AM
no
Frenchie06-Jan-17 04:34 AM
Irony is for the weak
Raptors are for the courageous
The strong
The righteous
Deleted User06-Jan-17 05:05 AM
and the horny
Flinch06-Jan-17 05:08 AM
HiJanxy06-Jan-17 05:18 AM
Dad06-Jan-17 08:52 AM
@HiJanxy He's run out of raptor porn, ban this man
Frenchie06-Jan-17 08:21 PM
>run out
It's merely a waiting game
soon a new artist shall draw more
and then I can post more
DocTurtles06-Jan-17 08:43 PM
So you did run out
Dad06-Jan-17 11:48 PM
He just said he did
DocTurtles07-Jan-17 12:18 AM
He tried to play it off though as "there'll be more" but this is basically toying at the idea of raptor porn without actually having any. What if not one draws any raptor porn again? Why doesn't he art up some raport porn? Does this channel serve a purpose if the one guy who posted raptor porn can't post raptor porn anymore?
Dad07-Jan-17 12:34 AM
That was my point
Without any more raptor porn raptorman has outlived his usefulness
Its time to get rid of him
Frenchie07-Jan-17 02:27 AM
You wot m8
I'll mspaint the shit out of it and I will make raptors great again
I will deport the furries and the degenerates
Arnpor 🦅07-Jan-17 02:31 AM
freeze framerecord scratch
Yep. That's me.
You're probably wondering how I got into this mess.
Arnpor 🦅07-Jan-17 02:51 AM
I think that is enough. The ass covering thing about all of this is the fact they're literally all technically defined as raptors.
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MonkeysInSpace07-Jan-17 03:05 AM
are anthropomorphic owls incapable of moving their eyes
cause actual owls can't do that
Vuin07-Jan-17 03:07 AM
oh nice birbs
Arnpor 🦅07-Jan-17 03:07 AM
They can move their eyes from what I can see.
HiJanxy07-Jan-17 03:14 AM
Wait
yeah thats a good question
And wait are owls raptors/
Dad07-Jan-17 03:17 AM
No
Ban arnpor
Deleted User07-Jan-17 03:34 AM
no, birds are good
HiJanxy07-Jan-17 03:34 AM
Yeah but are owls raptors
I know nothing about birds outside of like
Eating them
And that emus are the devil
Arnpor 🦅07-Jan-17 04:00 AM
Actually after looking it up, owls are technically not raptors since they're nocternal. Should I remove them?
Dad07-Jan-17 04:00 AM
Yes
Arnpor 🦅07-Jan-17 04:02 AM
Done, owls have been removed in order to maintain compliance with the rules.
Imagine those propaganda ads of birds getting stuck in the oil spill
But now it's semen
Frenchie09-Jan-17 02:17 PM
kek
Arnpor 🦅09-Jan-17 08:31 PM
Yes, water logged feathers is bad for birds. Oil or I guess semen logged feathers is worse. That being said it only really starts to negatively effect them if it gets soaked in.
MonkeysInSpace09-Jan-17 09:51 PM
my birds love baths mate
I shower with my amazons frequently
they do NOT like being in a pool of water though, that freaks them out
unless it's standing depth
Arnpor 🦅09-Jan-17 10:49 PM
Yeah but they need smol sprinkly water. They probably don't purch on your shoulder and take the full blast of the shower head.
MonkeysInSpace09-Jan-17 11:09 PM
I put in a bar, and if I move the shower head to spray on a portion of it, they'll run to it and stick their head into it
like fuck I'm letting them on my shoulder when I'm naked, those fuckin talons are sharp
I knew he was trouble from the moment he got on teamspeak
So to help other groups vett... A new procedures
1. Someone applies to join your faction
2. Have them contact you on the steam chat
3. Look at their account
4. Is it Crystat? If yes, stop here
5. Do they have more than 10 purchased games? If No, stop here
6. Have they been on steam for more than a year? If no, stop here
7. If you reach here, it is probably safe to say the applicant is not Cryostat.
Frenchie07-Feb-17 08:29 PM
:^)
Cryostat07-Feb-17 09:03 PM
this is back from when I joined /mlp/ using the name of one of their members from the steam group(edited)
(they actually fell for it and gave me perms)
Flinch08-Feb-17 01:54 AM
People buy games?
MonkeysInSpace08-Feb-17 07:47 AM
people play games?
Horse08-Feb-17 09:18 AM
What are games?
Yyeeaarrgghh08-Feb-17 09:20 AM
where are games?
Frenchie08-Feb-17 03:30 PM
who are games?
Vice08-Feb-17 06:21 PM
Why are games?
Frenchie08-Feb-17 09:53 PM
When are games?
Horse08-Feb-17 10:24 PM
how are games?
Cryostat08-Feb-17 10:55 PM
games?
Frenchie08-Feb-17 11:27 PM
we are games?
Horse09-Feb-17 12:10 AM
are we games?
DocTurtles09-Feb-17 12:41 AM
Or are we Dancer?
Horse09-Feb-17 06:02 AM
maybe we need a necromancer
Yyeeaarrgghh09-Feb-17 10:25 AM
maybe we need a necrodancer
Horse15-Feb-17 01:16 AM
Frenchie15-Feb-17 04:08 PM
u-unf
Frenchie21-Feb-17 04:06 PM
raptoree raptoroo
something something pottery
Cryostat21-Feb-17 07:16 PM
YOU CANNOT DEFEND THIS
Dad21-Feb-17 08:28 PM
>States rights are bad
No you
Hide_Hirofumi22-Feb-17 04:51 AM
Federal should just have all the rights
Literally just stop states
Yyeeaarrgghh22-Feb-17 09:00 AM
yeah all states have the exact same industry and people and standards and problems, they dont need differences in policies to help fix specific region based issues
The digital clock on the wall read 8:52. Kuzan felt hazy as he walked aimlessly through a barren void. He looked down at the ground which... wasn't really there. Below him was nothingness yet he felt as if he was standing on solid ground. For some reason this felt normal and he opted not to question it. He looked back at the clock realizing there was no wall, there never was. He then blinked and pulled out his phone which displayed nothing when he tried to press the home button. There was a sound in the distance calling him. Somehow this caused the phone vibrate. He followed it, the phone’s buzzing getting more and more intense as he got closer until he could feel his whole arm vibrating, finding himself suddenly standing before a pedestal in a cave. Atop the pedestal stood a large tome with a red gem inlay surrounded by a golden triangle and brilliantly detailed leatherwork. The book floated mere inches above the surface of the marble. Kuzan frowned as he inspected the book which whispered to him dropping his phone in the process.
“Kuzan…” The book said. it sounded almost distant.
Kuzan looked around bewildered. “I'm sorry?”
“Feed your desires… sate your hunger…” the book began to float and glow with an
eerie light as the voice got louder. “I want to feed!” The book snapped open with huge translucent hands shooting from its pages and violently pinning Kuzan down, crushing his wrists and cracking his watch, making the screen unreadable.
Kuzan was startled awake by loud knocking at his door. He sat up on the couch where he had fallen asleep, pitching several books, which had been laying haphazardly by his feet on the couch, to the floor. One of these books, this one being rather ornate and vintage with fine leatherwork and a red jewel inlay, fell open as it slid under the couch. He came to his senses, stretching until he felt his back pop, then yawned deeply with a rolling chirp.
He noted his phone which had been charging on the coffee table overnight had been dropped on the floor as well. He picked up the phone and tapped the home button which woke the phone from its own metaphorical nap. It lit up with notifications, battery life, and of course a readout of the time: 15:45. He frowned as he slowly came to his senses. “Wow… how long was I up?” he thought as he rubbed his eyes. His notifications showed a few missed calls from his friend Neko. Before he could take a closer look he was startled again as there was another knock at the door, this time he let out a small scream as he suddenly stood and almost tripped over the coffee table. Kuzan cursed under his breath. “Thought that knocking was part of my dreams…” He muttered as he rubbed his shin. “Damn table tried to kill me.” The knocking grew louder and Kuzan became frustrated. “I’m coming I’m coming gimme a sec!” Groggily, he pulled some sweatpants on and opened the door, letting in the hot dry Californian air. Standing before him was a rotund cat fox wearing nothing but a pair of shorts and a backpack whose straps dug into his flabby eggshell colored arms, despite said straps being fully extended. The tan brown markings on his shoulders looked rather distorted due to the backpack straps pinching his flab back. “Neko? What are you doing here?” asked Kuzan, blushing at the sight of Neko’s supple round figure. Kuzan’s eyes following every curve and texture of the cat fox’s adipose layered body. Even the shorts Neko was wearing seemed like they weren't long for this world. The waistband stretched to its limit and thick legs bulging and pulling the seams dangerously tight.
“Was in the neighborhood and I thought I would drop by.” Neko said, his charcoal ears twitching as he spoke.
“I was asleep on the couch! You scared the crap out of me! I about killed myself on the coffee table.” Kuzan looked a bit flustered as he spoke. “So anyway er, yeah, well uhm, come on in I guess.”
He opened the door the rest of the way and walked into the living room. Neko frowned “Well that would explain why you weren’t answering your phone. I called you like 4 times!” Neko said stepping into Kuzan’s home, shutting the door behind him.
Kuzan walked across his living room and turned off the Blu-ray player and started flipping through channels to something else to watch in the background, finding ‘Days of our Lives’ and audibly gagging as he felt himself cringe and clicked the remote desperately tried to find something else, eventually settling on Law and Order. “You wiped your paws on the mat outside, right?” Asked the sergal as he frantically picked up clothes and dishes, putting them away, trying to make his home a bit more hospitable.
“Oh, uh, right sorry” Neko stepped back out and wiped his paws on the mat before walking back in.
When Neko finally entered the living room Kuzan was on the couch, picking up the books he had knocked over earlier. “I apologize for the mess; this place is usually pretty clean.”
Neko rolled his eyes as he shut Kuzan’s front door and waddled into the living room. “You think I care what your house looks like?” Said Neko as he plopped his fat butt onto Kuzan’s couch which protested audibly at the sudden weight. Neko’s charcoal tipped tail was
instantly buried under his fat rear which engulfed two out of four cushions on the sergals purple suede couch.
Kuzan blushed at the sight of Neko’s gut which sagged below his belt and further, just about covering his crotch area. “You’ve been eating well.” Kuzan complemented, standing up and placing a warm hand on Neko’s saggy gut.
“Hah yeah I guess I have.” Neko chuckled lightly.
Kuzan began idly groping and playing with his cat friend’s paunch as it let out a growl, which made Neko purr. Rubbing his own belly with his mismatched mitts’ his left being similarly colored to his ears and tail tip. Kuzan’s face began to feel hot as he continued to rub and knead at Neko’s soft paunch.
“Why don't you get comfy and stay a while? Maybe we could chill here and watch TV and stay out of this heat!” the sergal offered as he continued to massage every inch of the cat’s fat rolls. Neko accepted the offer. Purring lazily and watching the screen absent mindedly. This went on for a short while as the TV droned on it the background before Kuzan realized he was becoming aroused by Neko’s fat form. Not that he hadn't known it before but he found that his dick had become erect’ pitching a tent in his sweatpants. his cock had pressed itself firmly to Neko’s flabby gut. Blushing as he realized what he wanted to do. He cracked a sly grin. “God I just want to hump this fat gut…” He said bluntly as he pressed his face right against the fluffy flab. Kuzan had very little care for tact and it showed. What with his very sudden advancements.
Neko laughed, placing both paws on his belly. “You’ll have to buy me some pizza first!” Neko’s words oozed sarcasm which Kuzan didn't understand in the least
“Alrighty then! I’ll get us some pizza!” Kuzan picked his phone up off the table, unlocked it, hitting the speed dial, and raising the phone to his ear before Neko could react. The cat-fox just watched with his maw agape.
“You’re actually serious?”
Kuzan winked at Neko as a voice came over the line. “Thanks for calling Bashade’s Dragon Fired Pizza, all of our pizzas are prepared using authentic dragon fire, how may I help you today?”
Kuzan chuckled before responding “Hey Bashy! It's me, could you do my usual?”
“Kuzan! My favorite customer! I'll get started right away!”
“Thanks ya sexy dragon you~” Kuzan flirted before hanging up. Neko was shocked but not at all surprised. The sergal had a knack for doing things suddenly and without much
thought. Kuzan set his phone back on the table, going back to kneading Neko’s belly.
“You really know how to get what you want don't you?” asked the cat fox, raising an eyebrow.
Kuzan responded with a mischievous grin.
Neko really had no idea what was to come, but if that grin told him anything he was certainly in for a ride. “But of course I do!” Kuzan chuckled as he began to rub and play with Neko’s fat until the pizza arrived.
About an hour of Kuzan groping as rubbing Neko’s soft gut after Kuzan had called Bashade’s Pizza, there came a knock at the door. The sergal promptly hopped up from the couch and opened the door. Seeing a pudgy black dragon carrying a precarious stack of pizzas. Kuzan let him in immediately along with the 5 other pizza delivery guys all carrying stacks of hot pizza, all of which were panting from the heat outside not to mention the hot pizza they carried. Bashade seemed to be the only one who wasn't phased by the heat.
“Just put it all in the living room guys.” Bashade chuckled “Another fun night planned eh?” he gestured with his snout at the fat cat lounging on the couch.
Kuzan blushed, “Yeah you got me. I don’t usually order my ‘Usual’ unless I’ve got a fun night planned~”
Bashade chuckled. “Yeah I can see that!”
Kuzan watched the pizza come through his door. Being carried by a few of Bashade’s employees. Neko blushed as he stared at the sheer amount of pizza that was brought in, his belly grumbling hungrily. After Bashade dropped his stack on the table Kuzan could get a better look at him Bashade had obviously been tasting a few too many of his own creations Which his paunch served as ample evidence of as it had become nice and round, not insanely fat but his gut sagged below his waistline and his arms and legs were a bit jiggly. Kuzan smiled and gave his good friend a hug and handed him a check. “Thanks for the fast service! How do you make this much in under an hour?”
Bashade grinned “Now that's a trade secret.” Kuzan rolled his eyes. Once the pizzas were all inside the house, the dragon said his goodbyes and handed Neko a coupon that had nothing on it except for a picture of Kuzan’s face.
“If you just show this at my store I’ll know what it means.”
Kuzan chuckled and Neko looked bewildered as he took the coupon. Bashade nodded at Kuzan with a wink and with that he was gone, crew and all, back to the pizza shop. Kuzan locked his front door and turned the lights down. Walking back to Neko with a mischievous grin. “So, You ready for a good stuffing?” Kuzan said as he traced around one of Neko’s soft fat moobs with a claw.
Neko blushed and nodded. “Yes please~” He said as he began to drool a little from the mere thought. The smell of truckloads of pizza was intoxicating and incredibly hard to ignore. Neko’s belly gurgled impatiently as neko tried to soothe it with his hands. Rubbing and massaging the jiggly sack as he waited to be fed.
Kuzan opened one of the boxes and began rolling the hot pizza up into a tube. “Open up~” Kuzan said, to which Neko obliged eagerly. Opening his greedy face, eagerly drooling. Kuzan pushed the giant pizza taquito into the cat’s waiting mouth.The pizza disappeared quickly as Neko munched it down as if it were nothing. He moaned through the huge mouthful
“Feed me more! Hurry up!” Neko said impatiently. Kuzan began rolling more pizzas to stuff the glutinous cat with. Neko had already begun digesting the first one by the time Kuzan had rolled 6 more. Kuzan pushed another into Neko's still full maw. Not letting him stop to breathe or anything. Kuzan kept on rolling and stuffing in an endless cycle. The sergal had fallen into a rhythm by the fifth or sixth pizza and was of his work, able to keep the glutton’s maw stuffed while he prepped more for stuffing. Neko’s belly had hardly begun to get full at this point but they had many many more to go. All the while a soft glow began to emanate from under the couch. Not that either of them noticed. Both of them too occupied with feeding. As Kuzan fed the cat-fox he cooed and flirted. Telling neko how much he loved feeding him and encouraging him to eat more.
Even teasing him about how fat he was going to make him.
Time seemed to fly by as the debaucherous duo continued their monumental feeding. About a third of the pizzas were gone and Neko’s gut had swollen noticeably. Neko’s body beginning to look a bit fatter and rounder. His shorts were now bursting at the seams. Tearing open to reveal more of his fat thighs which bulged out of the tears like dough. Gurgling and churning as the gluttonous cat chewed down pie after pie. Some of the grease and cheese spilling down his chins and cheeks. Kuzan didn’t care though and neither did Neko. The gluttonous cat fox slurped and moaned as he chewed down every single pizza which was shoved down his throat. Rubbing his swollen folds as he did so.
After a while of continuous stuffing and rolling, Kuzan had become so tired he couldn't roll pizzas anymore. He sighed and flopped against the cats massive gut. Panting heavily. “I can’t do this anymore. My fingers are cramping… next time I'm telling Basade to pre-roll these...”
Hearing this made Neko frustrated. He didn't care at this point how Kuzan felt. He was high on calories and did not want to come down. He moaned and whined childishly. “Oh come on Kuz! Just a bit more please. Don’t stop! I am still hungry!”
Before Kuzan could respond he suddenly felt something grab him! Kuzan yelped in surprise as a strange aura had formed into an arm and pinned him against Neko’s massive gut. More hands began to creep from under the couch. Grabbing Neko’s arms and legs. Not that it changed anything as Neko was already too full and fat to get up. Kuzan panicked and writhed, unable to move out from under the large hand. He whimpered and struggled trying to break free. “Wait why is this happening? I didn't leave the… oh shit… THE BOOK!” he didn't have much time to say much else as pizza boxes began to fly open and warm pizzas began to rise into the air, rolling themselves and floating around the room.
Faster and faster until there was a vortex of pizza stuffing itself into Neko and Kuzan’s mouths. THe pizza travelling at such a speed and with such force it wrenched their jaws open. Forcing them both to eat the greasy starchy fattening pizzas. They had no choice but to consume. Kuzan moaned and writhed against the fat belly of the Cat-Fox. His own pudgy gut began to fill. The strong aura against his back pressing him into the soft flesh of Neko’s over bloated belly, making the sergal hard. His cock pressed firmly against the huge fat rolls. Kuzan couldn't focus at all. The food and his arousal making his mind a haze of lust and gluttony, he just couldn't help himself. The aura pulled his sweatpants off to reveal a fully erect sergal cock which pressed into the still growing flabby rolls of Neko’s engorged belly. He felt his cock finding its way into a fold. He wriggled, pushing it in. Grunting as he found his cock shoved firmly into Neko’s thick deep bellybutton. He began to thrust, moaning through thick mouthfuls of pizza which were constantly forced in with no time in between for breathing. Kuzan humped into the fat jiggling cavern. Neko all the while just letting himself be fed endlessly by the magical aura. Kuzan Drooled, pizza assaulting his mouth and throat. His belly quickly swelling with every rolled-up pie. He gripped Neko’s sagging swollen mass as he ground his cock against the walls of Neko’s belly. Neko was stuffed. He felt his insides stretching and groaning. His gut churning from the massive truckloads of cheese pepperoni and crust. His eyes half lidded in pure bliss. Unable to think about anything but consuming and the pain of his overstretched belly which was both excruciating and orgasmic at the same time. Neko’s shorts were straining. Holding on for dear life as his thighs swelled and bulged. The shorts seams stretched more, straining until finally with a loud ripping they were completely destroyed.
Making Neko’s fat ass spread out very suddenly across the straining couch which had begun to creak. The wood supporting the mountain of blubber cracked and groaned under the weight. Kuzan already felt way too full. His belly pressed into Neko’s mountainous gut. The aura hand still forcing Kuzan against it. Food assaulting his throat and pushing his swelling belly further than it ever had gone before. He thrust in over and over, feeling his fat belly resist his movements. The pain in his stomach pushing him over the edge. Kuzan felt all his thoughts vanish in a haze of bliss as he suddenly came. Blasting the insides of Neko’s navel, cum squirting from around his cock and coating the front of Neko’s gut.. Kuzan fell limp against his fattening gut as the pizza vortex overtook the two. As the vortex of fatty starchy pizza violently stuffed them both until everything went black. Hit by a brick wall of a food coma. The only feeling was the growing pressure in their insides and, for kuzan, The afterglow of his orgasm.
Kuzan woke to the muffled sound of his phone ringing. He groaned. Trying to get up but found his body was too heavy for his weak morning arms. He opened his eyes to find his living room in shambles and a massive fat cat blob sprawled out on his back where a couch used to be. “What the…” he belched loudly. His belly let out a churning groan which made him dizzy. He looked out over the horizon of his fat to see he had fallen to the floor at the base of the cat fox’s belly, which had sagged so far that it covered the cat fox like a huge swollen apron, forcing his hugely bloated legs apart.
Neko was huffing audibly as he also woke. The cat-fox lethargically panting and huffing, struggling to breathe under the massive weight of his own fattened body. His massive moobs blocking most of his vision his gut making it impossible to see over. He groaned. “Best- URRP! night ever!” he said drunkenly.
Your_Slutty_Imouto22-Sep-17 05:10 AM
woah there charles dickens
MonkeysInSpace22-Sep-17 05:10 AM
His fat stubby arms groping his own humongous man breasts which had ballooned to be about the size of basket balls.
Kuzan smiled as he tried to stand up, slowly hefting his new bulky fat body up and slowly waddling to Neko’s side, leaning on it and rubbing every bit he could reach. “Yea it really was.” Kuzan remembered the book. But it was smothered under tons of cat fox blubber. “Hmm... it seems your fat ass suppressed the magic in the book! And that's why it stopped feeding us. Otherwise I think it might have tried to feed us everything else in the house and maybe even ordered more!” Kuzan panted as he tried to adjust to his weight. Supporting his hefty belly on Neko’s massive love handle. Neko drooled as Kuzan mentioned the possibility of more. “More? That- huff- sounds pretty -huff- good right about now!” He paused, gasping for air before continuing “We slept through breakfast! -huff- What about lunch?” The cat groaned as he tried to sit up. Too heavy and weak to lift his own arms so he just lay there. Trapped under the weight of his own body struggling to breathe under the massive pounds of blubber on his frame.
Kuzan replied with a mischievous grin. He looked at the coffee table which now had been shoved aside, by the heaving mass of blubber that the cat had become. On the edge was the coupon that Bashade had given Neko. Kuzan waddled over to the table and slowly bended over to get it. Picking it up with his newly thickened hands and held it up for Neko to see.
“Well lemme give Bashade a quick call then~”
MonkeysInSpace28-Sep-17 12:33 AM
company produced official R34 is now a thing
sheks04-Oct-17 05:52 AM
Hoi-Poloi Yeen04-Oct-17 04:31 PM
Funny John Oliver
MonkeysInSpace06-Oct-17 12:17 AM
Hoi-Poloi Yeen06-Oct-17 06:36 AM
I want to cum in bune's assnole like a billion times
Coming Out on Top is a choose-your-own-fate game which places you in the role of college senior, Mark Matthews. You're about to come out of the closet and are ready to make up for lost time. With the help of your loyal roommates, play through six...
Price
$14.99
Gargamel Bernstein15-Oct-17 03:36 PM
Hoi-Poloi Yeen16-Oct-17 01:10 AM
Ew
Gay visual novels that aren't furry are always terrible
MonkeysInSpace18-Oct-17 12:26 AM
THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. You cannot help but inhale sharply upon hearing such noises - like the ominous tolling of a funeral clock, you know how you're going to be forced to spend your time this night.
Princess Luna was a decent mare, and this was the conclusion that most ponies had come to. During the day, things were fine. She walked amongst the ponies as a noble and regal Princess - but at night? When you spend a thousand years on the moon, away from society and away from any semblance of reason or logic, one cannot help but indulge in that freedom to experiment. What most ponies didn't know was that Luna had used her rather formidable power to conjure herself 'ponies' of her own - spectres that hardly had any form of personality beyond Luna's own will, but after a time? That was good enough for the Lunar Princess. She ruled in all sorts of ways - she was kind, and she was malevolent. Every day was a new way Luna felt like acting.
And in that time, she found pleasures in adjusting her body. It started out simple at first, really - how would it feel to carry a bit of bellyweight? How would it feel to have a cock? What if she padded that rear some? But she had a thousand years, all to herself - a petri dish, her fetishistic outlook spreading like fungus upon it. Ponies think they had it bad these days, with her 'default' form in which she walked dreams, but truly, they had seen nothing yet. If Celestia hadn't refused to allow her to walk in the day like this? Gods!
This land of the dreams was in Luna's control, of course. Moving freely? Why not? Every rule and law of physics and sanity was bent and twisted to serve the moon princess' idle whims. Waking up was the only escape, but it really could be worse, couldn't it?
THUD. THUD. THUD. THUD. Finally, the Lunar mare begins to show herself.
You see it - two gargantuan, oversized cockheads, breaching the horizon, spanning 40' from one side to the other on one alone - it was very plausible that you could simply stand up and walk through that urethral tunnel! That is, if Luna didn't opt to cum on a hair trigger - which meant that with every single THUDding step, those overworked, overproducing balls spewed her boiling semen haphazardly over the landscape. It was thankful, actually, that she was heading directly towards you - otherwise, you risked being scalded by that absurd semen, and even then, a stray droplet was a risk! But running to avoid it would be like running through rain - the risk of getting wetter is very, very real, and this is a more unpleasant shower than most.
She grows closer - the rest of her mountainous figure, heralded by those twin cocks, is beginning to come into view. It's hard to make out the details with the lack of contrast in her form - from here, it just looks like a wildly uneven mass of fat with a head and nipples in the center. It'd be really hard to focus on that anyway, as those titancocks loomed closer - with the nature of her form, they wildly swung this way and that, and oh, the destruction it wreaked! Besides the perverseness of her body, this was really why Tia didn't allow Luna to walk about like this. Equestria would be a wasteland in a month! SLAM - a number of trees are shown what the true redwood (bluewood?) is, smashing into splinters that threaten to go over one of the other sides of the horizon. CRASH - the other dong swings vertical, effectively hammering another series of trees into the ground. If you had ever gotten the opportunity to get a closer look, you would have seen that they had LITERALLY been shoved into the ground - her cock functioning as a hammer and many of those trees working like nails.
But of course, your positioning was convenient for Princess Luna's wanton, destructive whims.
You were standing oh so conveniently in the middle of Ponyville - and those cockheads are beginning to breach the end of the forest, having already destroyed a massive enough percentage of it to make both nature rights activists and logging companies cringe. You hear the hissing, first - her latest 'miniorgasm' hitting the roof of some thatched house, making it turn inwards like a beanbag sat on - a few moments later, it sets alight from the potency of her hot semen. But Ponyville - though thankfully, you were the only one in it - needed not worry about any rampant fires...because that cock came slamming down yet another few seconds later, utterly obliterating said house.
You're safe though, for the most part, though you can't help but cringe and shield yourself in the middle of the street. It's sort of like dynamite was set in every house beside you, and they're all exploding one by one from farthest to closest. The difference is, the 'explosions' are being caused by cocks that could probably, if swung sufficiently, could knock a palace into space. Once their ungodly length and width has finally passed you, however, you can at least stop curling defensively around yourself.
One can't help but appreciate those twin freight trains of cocks going by - they look massive from far away but they're truly colossal from here! Every lumbering THUD causing them to pulsate, oh so very slightly - the veins passing by in manifold and intricate patterns. There were certain ponies, probably, that would actually wish for Luna to stop moving just so they could trace and watch them - and now, with that train of thought going along with those trains of cocks, one must help but wonder how else ponies would work like that. How many daring spelunkers would decide they wanted to take a trip in the Lunar 'caves'? How long would a doctor spend feeling her up, trying to understand how her anatomy works? Almost ALL of the medical professions would have a grand time with her, probab-
You're shaken out of that train of thought, now, by a fissure in the ground - ah, yes. As her tremendous weight looms ever closer, it's not shocking that the ground is breaking beneath to support her weight - and that's something that Luna probably isn't even deliberately imposing in this dream! Looking up, she's getting much closer now - almost half a mile of cock has passed, stabilizing as they get closer to the source, their violent cum and cockheads long in the distance behind you.
First things first, the mare is fat - morbidly obese, really. Of course, it's fully possible that having members like that need a basal body to actually operate off of, but knowing Luna's depravity, she'd probably be so fat even if the cocks WEREN'T an option. Her weight spills over the top of her cocks, well in front of her, and dominates the land underneath her, threatening to crowd even those cocks out if she wasn't attached to it. You cringe, slightly, once more - part because you're trying to keep stable on the cracking ground beneath you, and part because you've thought before on what went into her to make her so overweight to begin with...
Her breasts. It's worth noting that in this land, ponies are four legged and that's it, but Luna has adopted a special, bizarre sort of body type - she dubs it 'tauric'. She stands on four hooves like any other pony, but rather than having a neck and a head, she has this bizarre second ribcage branching straight up off of the first, which her head sits on, as well as her breasts - which, really, don't belong there! She also bears these bizarre, vaguely hoof like structures on her withers, but they split into five at the ends - and one could question why they even exist, when she is so fat that she can't even move them very effectively! The Lunar Princess has ways, but magic would really be more efficient, wouldn't it? Maybe that was the point. Maybe the lack of efficiency was part of what aroused her so.
Really, her breasts were the smallest 'sexual' thing on her. And yet, their flesh alone could probably still very well steamroll a house - and if a pony bothered to try? They could very well fit inside her nipple much like an adult thinking they're still a foal pushing themselves into a plastic tunnel on a playground.
Finally, her still normal sized head comes into view - not overwhelmed by her fat, but resting quite pleasantly on the chub of her neck, as if it was some sort of grand collar of an overmassive cloak - and somehow, she STILL managed to put on a regal, formal air with her expression, a slight hint of condescension as she looks down upon tonight's lone victim.
And yet, over that, a good deal behind her - her ass can be spied. The mare has rearcheeks that could very well go around some of a castle - and if she squeezed just right before pulling back forward, she'd likely cause that castle to crumble and fall. Her rear is a good 45' tall, wobbling like gelatin much like the rest of her corpulence with each BOOMing step. But that's really not the end of the line, is it? No, not at all - there's one last thing serving as the gigantic, blue backdrop to all of this depravity, something to overshadow it all.
To create such excessive and constant spurts of cum, a mare needs proper cumfactories in turn - and Luna, Luna is a mare talented at surplus. Her balls are at least a mile tall, forcibly dragged behind her weight. All the ponies in Equestria probably wouldn't be able to budge something of that size normally, and here she is, walking like it's nothing. At the very least, she cleans up after her messes - the pair are so heavy and dense that it steamrolls and flattens everything she leaves in her wake, and nothing is spared - essentially making perfectly suitable, new, flat land for ponies to build upon - if that was an option in this dream world.
And honestly, if they did start building again, she'd probably already be back for another round on their construction site.
As she marauds closer, other noises can finally be heard. BOOMing, THUDding, and CRASHing were apparent before this point, her cocks and hooves serving as the thundering bassline - but now that she's 'here', just a few hundred feet away, other noises can be heard. Her belly grumbles, growls, and gurgles in the most audible and lewd ways possible - hungering for more, as if she wasn't fat enough as it was - intent on dominating her body in yet more ways both with it's mass and consequences. Her balls churn, slosh, and wobble - making ironically...almost oceanic noises. If it was the sounds of her balls alone, it'd actually be somewhat pleasant, atmospheric!
THUD. Closer. THUD. Closer! THUD. CLOSER! Until finally, that looming stomach has made it's presence over you - and you cannot help but stare up and up and up and up, the poor, sexually corrupt mare looking down from a height of 90'!
"SERVANT." she declared - her voice couldn't help but be loud and booming. Knowing how the mare loved her canterlot voice, it wouldn't be a shock if she enlarged her /vocal cords/.
"Y-yes?" you reply, stuttering - and who couldn't help but stutter in a presence of such magnitude?
"THOU HAST BEEN CHOSEN TO SERVE OUR THIRST THIS NIGHT. IF THOU CHOOSE TO DO IT WELL, THOU SHALT BE REWARDED WITH A HEAVILY STAINED BED." she replied smugly. "AND IF THOU DOST NOT? WE SHALL ENSURE THAT THOU HAST...NIGHTMARES."
Oh boy, this was going to be a long night. "Y-yes, Princess Luna..."
"CALL US 'GODDESS LUNA'."
"Y-yes, Goddess Luna...!"
@deleted-role here you go
especially @Horse
Horse18-Oct-17 12:28 AM
Jesus fucking christ
Frenchie18-Oct-17 03:01 AM
Well uh
Well then
Desu18-Oct-17 05:45 PM
hunger is painful and reminds of unpleasantness not lewd
using 'lewd' in your smut is the choice of a shit writer anyways
shit stylistic capitalization too
titancock isn't even a word
cumfactory
dadamage18-Oct-17 05:52 PM
this place is non heterosexual
Desu18-Oct-17 05:53 PM
her rear is 45 feet tall
yet her balls are a mile tall?
what kinda fucking logic is that
rearcheeks
English being raped and it isn't pleasant
MonkeysInSpace18-Oct-17 09:33 PM
Frenchie19-Oct-17 03:42 AM
Deleted User19-Oct-17 03:57 AM
autismus
MonkeysInSpace20-Oct-17 12:21 AM
@Peppermint Gryphon here
Peppermint Gryphon20-Oct-17 12:22 AM
Jesus fucking christ why
Yyeeaarrgghh20-Oct-17 12:22 AM
lord your irony folder is large as fuck
Peppermint Gryphon20-Oct-17 12:22 AM
"irony"\
MonkeysInSpace20-Oct-17 12:22 AM
this is just what I have on my phone
Peppermint Gryphon20-Oct-17 12:23 AM
Okay, if you have an irony folder and carry that shit with you on your phone there's something legit wrong with you
That's worse than being a gay retard.
Yyeeaarrgghh20-Oct-17 12:23 AM
he was born in the 4chan, molded by it
Peppermint Gryphon20-Oct-17 12:23 AM
I'm aware
I'm sure it's not just ironic now.
MonkeysInSpace20-Oct-17 12:24 AM
my only weird fetish is dryads mang
Yyeeaarrgghh20-Oct-17 12:24 AM
afaik he’s only into stuff that would fall under “green skinned space babe” trope
MonkeysInSpace20-Oct-17 12:24 AM
nah nah not space babes
Gotta be the nature fucks
Marjuice20-Oct-17 12:24 AM
>joined 4chan when i was 13
>20 now
MonkeysInSpace20-Oct-17 12:24 AM
I don't know why either
Marjuice20-Oct-17 12:24 AM
End me
Yyeeaarrgghh20-Oct-17 12:24 AM
that’s just the name of the trope
MonkeysInSpace20-Oct-17 12:25 AM
it's gotta be something like hate fuck for hippies
Yyeeaarrgghh20-Oct-17 12:25 AM
that’s what i would assume
Peppermint Gryphon20-Oct-17 12:25 AM
"irony"
MonkeysInSpace20-Oct-17 12:26 AM
I post this on the various /v/s alot
Marjuice20-Oct-17 12:27 AM
(edited)
Yyeeaarrgghh20-Oct-17 12:28 AM
jesus
MonkeysInSpace20-Oct-17 12:29 AM
this one reminds me I need to transfer the rest of my antifa nudes folder to my phone
it's great for pol shitposting
especially when they're blue eyed blond whites
Marjuice20-Oct-17 12:31 AM
anti society
MonkeysInSpace20-Oct-17 12:31 AM
nice 2hu gore
this triggers fighting game nerds
self explanatory
this is a good normie filter
Peppermint Gryphon20-Oct-17 12:35 AM
MonkeysInSpace20-Oct-17 12:36 AM
hip to fuck bees posting
I already have that one pepper, but cropped more
deleted my shadman stuff a bit ago, it's old hat by now
this is meant to be a tyranid
planeporn ofc
and pics of @lemonhands 's waifu
got some more misc shit but that's about it
Yyeeaarrgghh20-Oct-17 12:52 AM
lord the fidget spinner
we’ve fallen so far from grace we landed back on it
MonkeysInSpace20-Oct-17 01:01 AM
3
also if @lemonhands ever denies it's his waifu
And remember his waifu does this
lemonhands20-Oct-17 01:23 AM
you'll never know what this type of freedom feels like
If your sexal fantasaies don't involve the anthropomorphized pony from the little girl's television show getting consumed, dissolved, and then cum back out of a 20-foot-cocked green and purple lizard creature's giant mega-balls then we have nothing to say to eachother.
REALLY REALLY LOUD
the original artist of cockwaffle redrew the comic with my character and then someone dubbed over it so now this is my sona's canon voice holy fuck https://t.co/LXYcNt1mVu
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Fennaixelphox09-Dec-17 04:05 PM
whoag
MonkeysInSpace10-Dec-17 01:59 AM
Fennaixelphox10-Dec-17 02:05 AM
...Oh.
MonkeysInSpace10-Dec-17 02:07 AM
@lemonhands
lemonhands10-Dec-17 05:02 PM
that dolphin man was my avatar and my steam name was "all sharked up" for like a month
By Matt Rogers Parody of: "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" Lyrics: He's a homo a faggot and girls don't affect him Loves to stuff gerbils and fists up his re...
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Hoi-Poloi Yeen23-Jan-18 05:33 PM
Post porn
Piccolo23-Jan-18 05:34 PM
Here's some hot porn coming
Deleted User23-Jan-18 05:35 PM
>abyss
lol
shit show
Piccolo23-Jan-18 05:36 PM
Season 1 isn't the best because they haven't made it to the good chapters in the manga yet
It's been a few days since the first person in our village was found dead in his bed with bite wounds in his stomach. He looked like a skeleton, as if all his fat was drained away. I cannot forget this scene. We have prepared defenses and increased security around the place.
It's been a week already since the first journal entry. Seven more have been found dead in the same way. The looks of horror on their faces, they haunt me every night. 3 more have disappeared since then. I am afraid. I got a machete for self-defense.
It's been a month. Half of the village is dead. It's killing us. There have been reports and incidents of the attacks happening in two places at once. The thing that has been killing us is not alone.
It's been two months. I am one of the last survivors. Even inside, I can hear their howls, the smug roars of victorious predators. Their numbers have been multiplying and we still don't know where the other villagers have disappeared. God, please help us.
Curry23-Jan-18 07:48 PM
I mean how can they come up with something more politicaly incorrect than pol did.
Dog ears and bunny ears are way superior if you want to be a faggot
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:02 PM
It's not the best, but it's relevant to @Deleted User since he consumes the soy jew unironically
Aldi23-Jan-18 10:02 PM
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:03 PM
Aldi23-Jan-18 10:03 PM
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:03 PM
Aldi23-Jan-18 10:03 PM
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:03 PM
Curry23-Jan-18 10:04 PM
That's a lot of wojak/pepe edits and /tv/ /pol/ memes
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:04 PM
CURSED IMAGE INCOMING
Curry23-Jan-18 10:05 PM
Aldi23-Jan-18 10:05 PM
Curry23-Jan-18 10:05 PM
You really want to post cursed images?
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:05 PM
Deleted User23-Jan-18 10:05 PM
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:06 PM
Curry23-Jan-18 10:06 PM
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:06 PM
Aldi23-Jan-18 10:07 PM
Curry23-Jan-18 10:07 PM
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:07 PM
Unfortunately, I don't have any cursed images left
Aldi23-Jan-18 10:08 PM
Curry23-Jan-18 10:09 PM
"I'm repulsed, yet attracted"
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:09 PM
Curry23-Jan-18 10:09 PM
I didn't save all the anime girl garfields though.
@Piccolo Hard mode: don't repost and don't post a wojak/pepe/sjw/soy edit
Aldi23-Jan-18 10:11 PM
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:11 PM
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razzzaboo23-Jan-18 10:12 PM
Curry23-Jan-18 10:12 PM
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:12 PM
Curry23-Jan-18 10:13 PM
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:13 PM
Curry23-Jan-18 10:13 PM
I think I'll stop here
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:13 PM
Most people in this server haven't seen Exodia get assembled yet
Curry23-Jan-18 10:13 PM
I won't dare summon an elder god.
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:14 PM
Curry23-Jan-18 10:14 PM
Oh I have some of this too
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:14 PM
Curry23-Jan-18 10:15 PM
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:15 PM
Luigi23-Jan-18 10:15 PM
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:16 PM
Curry23-Jan-18 10:16 PM
Tuba vore should've been a thing in ATHF
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:17 PM
Curry23-Jan-18 10:17 PM
As a joke of course, but it looks like it would fit with atmosphere of the show.
@Piccolo I know where that's from
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:17 PM
What is this from
Very nice
Curry23-Jan-18 10:19 PM
Where you talking about the tuba vore?
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:19 PM
I meant the ms paint image
Curry23-Jan-18 10:19 PM
Oh ok.
Made in Abyss, a really good manga.
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:20 PM
the Anime adaptation is going to be kino when they come around to Bondaddy's arc
𝕻𝐔β𝓵𝓲K23-Jan-18 10:20 PM
@Piccolo I cant read that shit
Curry23-Jan-18 10:20 PM
It won the anime of the year from /a/ too.
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:21 PM
Which is impressive since it hasn't even reached the peak of the manga yet
Curry23-Jan-18 10:22 PM
Indeed, my only complaint would be that when [spoiler] Reg fight Bondrewd[/spoiler] he became a little bit edgy.
But I secretly loved that;
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:23 PM
It was good and made sense
Curry23-Jan-18 10:24 PM
Yes but he could have done it without "the power of the Rasengan shit", but like I said I loved that anyway.
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:24 PM
The writer of the manga is also BASED
as soon as the continuation to the anime was confirmed,
he drew that one panel where Riko got molested in the Narehate village, just to see if they'd put it in
Or at least that's how I interpret that
Curry23-Jan-18 10:25 PM
Indeed he's based.
Wait, it isn't actual cp if I post that?
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:26 PM
It isn't
Curry23-Jan-18 10:26 PM
Since it's just a tit in a non sexual way.(edited)
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:26 PM
It's only bad if it's 3D
and this is the weird shit channel anyway
I just hope that Nanachi doesn't get comfied to death
Curry23-Jan-18 10:31 PM
I only care about Faputa and Reg.
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:31 PM
I want to protect the bun
Curry23-Jan-18 10:32 PM
The bug is more valuable
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:32 PM
I don't have much of an opinion on Faputa since her past relationship with Reg hasn't been elaborated on yet
However
Curry23-Jan-18 10:33 PM
I just like her design and the fact she doesn't have a problem with smelling and trying to lick Reg's dick.
Or even torture him.
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:33 PM
Deleted User23-Jan-18 10:34 PM
Mono
ko
monoko
Curry23-Jan-18 10:34 PM
She's cute indeed.
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:34 PM
Deleted User23-Jan-18 10:34 PM
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:35 PM
I'm not entirely sure what kind of a character the bug is going to be, whereas Nanachi has already been developed as a wise negro of the jungle
Curry23-Jan-18 10:37 PM
It's going to be another Maruruk and Prushka.
She's designed to have a fetsih (the other being respectively trap and abused loli), and she will guide the protagonists despite getting involved in the plot's danger.
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:40 PM
I've seen a lot of people theorizing that she's going to trade herself in value to save the bun
Curry23-Jan-18 10:41 PM
Remember that only Reg isn't in danger at the end of the last chapter and that his relations with Faputa can help.
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:41 PM
But I don't think that's very likely
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:50 PM
What I'm thonking about is whether or not Bondrewd is going to continue being in the story, since I don't think that just witnessing Nanachi's adventure is all he has in mind
Curry23-Jan-18 10:52 PM
I think he just became like Ozen, he won't interfere with the story anymore.
There's also too much white whistle to discover to make place for him again in the plot.
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:53 PM
Reg didn't end up destroying Zoaholic or his mask, which is a little suspicious
I think he's going to show up eventually
Curry23-Jan-18 10:54 PM
Seeing how Bondrewd act he might be to lawful to purchass them again after losing two times. (or was it three times?)
I think the fact that the mask wasn't destroyed is supposed to show like when Ozen was not killed that the abyss is still guarded even when Riko and Reg went into it by force.(edited)
So that in the lore the abyss will stay the same.
Deleted User23-Jan-18 10:59 PM
if he destroyed the mask, would he die?
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:59 PM
It would be extremely painful
Deleted User23-Jan-18 10:59 PM
he's a big guy
Piccolo23-Jan-18 10:59 PM
For you
Curry23-Jan-18 11:00 PM
He's a big daddy
Piccolo23-Jan-18 11:01 PM
Curry23-Jan-18 11:02 PM
Also I just remembered he got an happy ending.
So I guess if you add that he was extremly lawful, he's not a threat anymore
LiterallyMe23-Jan-18 11:07 PM
i cant wait for bonedad to be animated
Piccolo23-Jan-18 11:08 PM
They will hopefully not mess it up
Since they've hired a bunch of really good freelance animators
Curry23-Jan-18 11:11 PM
I'm impressed by those details especially.
I think that despite the bloody speech bubble they really knew how to recreate the horror parts of the manga.
Piccolo23-Jan-18 11:12 PM
The anime is gorgeous
especially if you watch the BD version
Curry23-Jan-18 11:13 PM
Oh that's right, I've watched the part where it was all censored if I remember.
Piccolo23-Jan-18 11:13 PM
I don't recall any censorship
despite Riko's hair covering her nipples
Curry23-Jan-18 11:13 PM
I think they did when it aired.
Piccolo23-Jan-18 11:13 PM
which is still present in the BD too
Curry23-Jan-18 11:14 PM
I mean when they usually blur or get black color over the blood
I'm maybe wrong though since I watched the anime really quickly.
Piccolo23-Jan-18 11:16 PM
The version I watched didn't have that thankfully
Curry23-Jan-18 11:19 PM
I think they hired people who worked on Ghibli projects, this may explain why the scenery is as great as the manga.
Piccolo23-Jan-18 11:20 PM
I think that a problem I have with the scenery in the anime is that there's just too much green
if they used a wider range of colors, certain scenes would look very impressive
Piccolo23-Jan-18 11:29 PM
I think that the entrance to the 2nd layer of the abyss in particular could have looked better
Curry23-Jan-18 11:31 PM
But Bondrewd's lab looks great.
I can't wait to see how they will animate Reg's "rasengan shit" since it have a lot of ink and roughness like the elevator experiment scene.
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shawnadin24-Jan-18 01:38 AM
It kinda does
C_H_E_W24-Jan-18 04:33 AM
172.245.35.49:27016
Spec24-Jan-18 04:37 AM
is this minecraft or tf2(edited)
IIeSGUK-Lyo24-Jan-18 04:37 AM
both
NotMilkmana24-Jan-18 04:38 AM
64.74.97.17:27015
MonkeysInSpace24-Jan-18 04:39 AM
is that a non-10x server
C_H_E_W24-Jan-18 04:46 AM
206.221.183.218:27040
MonkeysInSpace24-Jan-18 04:59 AM
steam wants me to reboot
rip
VAC's bein a shit
C_H_E_W24-Jan-18 05:26 AM
104.128.49.147:27015
Indexer24-Jan-18 05:43 AM
223.252.32.107:27016
C_H_E_W24-Jan-18 05:44 AM
204.11.16.130:27017
NotMilkmana24-Jan-18 05:45 AM
alright see yall later @C_H_E_W that was a fuckin trip
anyone with a cute anime girl avatar from /jp/, /c/, or /a/ dm me trying to get off
Neetorin24-Jan-18 09:34 AM
dont catch me w those homo vibes brother
Vonjungska24-Jan-18 09:35 AM
>weird shit
Neetorin24-Jan-18 09:35 AM
@Indexer
Vonjungska24-Jan-18 09:35 AM
i sleep
>raptors
REAL SHIT?
Spec24-Jan-18 09:35 AM
is this weird
Indexer24-Jan-18 09:35 AM
>asian
>blonde
prob fake
post w/ timestamp
Neetorin24-Jan-18 09:36 AM
Indexer24-Jan-18 09:37 AM
timestamp
thats a fucking stock img
also you dl'd the blonde asian one from 4ch(edited)
Neetorin24-Jan-18 09:40 AM
Indexer24-Jan-18 09:40 AM
@Neetorin POST TIMESTAMPED PHOTO FGT
Neetorin24-Jan-18 09:41 AM
hi
Neetorin24-Jan-18 10:06 AM
pic of me and my bro just chillin
Patchouli24-Jan-18 10:07 AM
why did you post a korean girl and then a japanese girl
Neetorin24-Jan-18 10:08 AM
Neetorin24-Jan-18 10:16 AM
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Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 10:18 AM
Asleep24-Jan-18 12:10 PM
Deleted User24-Jan-18 01:06 PM
Curry24-Jan-18 01:50 PM
When the geiger counter is actually a virgin loli detector.
Piccolo24-Jan-18 05:00 PM
Deleted User24-Jan-18 05:17 PM
^ black on white crime
Piccolo24-Jan-18 05:27 PM
Only someone who's really enlightened will understand this
Curry24-Jan-18 05:34 PM
Is that a Made in Abyss reference?
What's the potato and the video projector though?
Frater C24-Jan-18 05:34 PM
Piccolo24-Jan-18 05:36 PM
I guess the potato is supposed to represent Riko
as for the projector, I'm not quite sure
maybe Bonedad's layer
Piccolo24-Jan-18 05:49 PM
Alfly24-Jan-18 06:00 PM
Piccolo24-Jan-18 06:25 PM
Kurn24-Jan-18 06:28 PM
Piccolo24-Jan-18 07:04 PM
The new Yume Nikki project is just a 3D remake
ZyklonBen24-Jan-18 07:39 PM
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I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT
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oh... OH NO NO NO NONON ONO ONNO
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Ahhhhhhhhh....
cybergoy24-Jan-18 07:41 PM
Alright, you fucking faggots. Listen the fuck up. I'm going to say it once and only once.
I am utterly fucking sick of you faggot spamming your ">ebin memes" bullshit. It is nothing but mindless drivel and inane bullshit. Why? Because I'm the fucking janitor. I've had it with all this bullshit spamming.
You know how fucking hard it takes me to ignore all your shitty ass threads? You know how much of a pain in the ass it is to put up with your shit posts? Eh? Put yourself in my shoes and you'll see how fucking annoying it is. I work hard to help stop all this 'le ebic slipery wet poo poo xDDDD outlawwwwzzzzzz XDDDD LEL LEL LEL RIP LYL' shit and all you do in return is come back on your little proxies and spam the shit out of the general again. Do you faggots have no life?
I don't give a flying fuck if I'm 'doing it for free', at least I'm doing something with my life you twelve year old fucks. I don't care if this isn't a 'real' job, because I don't moderate this server 24/7, unlike what your virgin manchild minds might think. I have a real fucking job. I work as a drafter for an architect in Exeter. I have an actual education unlike most of you people. And I'm married, too. I make like 25 thousand pounds a fucking year at this job, probably more than you'll ever make in your entire lives.
This is an international culture board, not your personal game. This is a boardONLY for international culture, not for your off-topic crap like 'lel' and 'emems' and 'spurdo. They are all off-topic and do NOT belong on /int/, like it or not.
Thus, it's my job to clean up the crap and report offenders to moderators. Using 4chan is a PRIVILEGE, not a RIGHT. Heard it before? No? It's in the rules, which you should read at some point so you can understand what NOT to do. If you want to post your 'lel so randumb' cancer, go straight to /b/. Better yet, go to Reddit, the age demographic and social status of the people there is better suited for you.
Fuck. Off.
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:08 PM
Curry24-Jan-18 09:09 PM
Ami is cute.
Piccolo24-Jan-18 09:09 PM
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:09 PM
Curry24-Jan-18 09:10 PM
But I prefer Seymore since I'm a faggot
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:10 PM
Piccolo24-Jan-18 09:10 PM
Does anyone have that tumblr DDLC art
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:10 PM
Curry24-Jan-18 09:10 PM
Keep posting modeseven's art.
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:10 PM
No
Modeseven makes my brain hurt
AnungUnRama24-Jan-18 09:12 PM
i can't unsee this
Curry24-Jan-18 09:12 PM
Nah it's ok.
I just can't stand is obsession with big lips.
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:12 PM
I can’t stand a lot about modeseven
Curry24-Jan-18 09:12 PM
It was better when he focused on absorption stuff.
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:12 PM
Like
All he does is vore
Now he started doing scat
And whatever the fuck this is
Curry24-Jan-18 09:13 PM
>started doing my favorite fetishes
>now does big lips, barbie and scat
I'm Repulsed, Yet Attracted
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:14 PM
Shut the fuck up
Mmmm I love mouth nipples
And vore
Mmmmm so hot
Shut the actual fuck up
Curry24-Jan-18 09:14 PM
I'm not into both of those.
Deleted User24-Jan-18 09:15 PM
wan me to post them eyefuck pictures?
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:15 PM
Imagine an artist being so bizarre that somebody who says they like-a the /x/ is disturbed by it
Yes daddy
Deleted User24-Jan-18 09:15 PM
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:16 PM
Hot
Piccolo24-Jan-18 09:16 PM
What's appealing about this kind of art, goyim
Deleted User24-Jan-18 09:16 PM
Curry24-Jan-18 09:17 PM
Deleted User24-Jan-18 09:18 PM
this what astralsex feels like?
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:18 PM
Yes
Curry24-Jan-18 09:19 PM
Here, those are the best ones.
No filfthy lips or barbie fetish.
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:20 PM
How do you find this attractive
I’d rather look at snuff
Honestly
I cum when people die
Edge edge edge
Deleted User24-Jan-18 09:21 PM
I can get behind this
Curry24-Jan-18 09:21 PM
By having fetish, just like you may be attracted to fur.
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:21 PM
>calling being a furry a fetish
Deleted User24-Jan-18 09:21 PM
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:21 PM
I guess beating off to 2d anime girls is a fetish too
So hot
Mmm
I cum
Curry24-Jan-18 09:22 PM
Because it is, you're litteraly attracted to anthropomorphic animals
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:22 PM
Because it is
Deleted User24-Jan-18 09:22 PM
skinny lolis
or just skinny
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:22 PM
You are literally attracted to anime/2d women
Curry24-Jan-18 09:22 PM
But it's the norm.
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:22 PM
I guess I have a fetish for eating a good burger too
Since liking something is a fetish
Deleted User24-Jan-18 09:23 PM
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:23 PM
>wanting to fuck bug eyed jap cartoons is the norm
Curry24-Jan-18 09:23 PM
When you're attracted to something unusual it can be a fetish.
Deleted User24-Jan-18 09:24 PM
Curry24-Jan-18 09:24 PM
Deleted User24-Jan-18 09:25 PM
this is deep
Curry24-Jan-18 09:25 PM
/d/'s wet dream
Getting fused with your r63 girlfriend to become a futa.
@Hoi-Poloi Yeen I won't say it's a bad thing or call it a fetish myself, but technically speaking, if you're basing yourself on vanilla porn, furry porn is indeed a fetish.(edited)
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:32 PM
What
Deleted User24-Jan-18 09:32 PM
deedossed
Curry24-Jan-18 09:32 PM
I mean people who often watch vanilla porn will call furry porn a fetish.
Piccolo24-Jan-18 09:33 PM
Furries are a fetish
Curry24-Jan-18 09:33 PM
Because it's indeed unusual from the type of porn they get usually.
Mesbah24-Jan-18 09:34 PM
yh me too
Curry24-Jan-18 09:34 PM
But if you get it from a different point of view, on websites where people generaly know about furries it may be less a fetish than on other websites.
Mesbah24-Jan-18 09:35 PM
@Deleted User get out
Curry24-Jan-18 09:35 PM
I won't call it a fetish, but it's technically a fetish.
Mesbah24-Jan-18 09:36 PM
leave please
Brigand24-Jan-18 09:43 PM
Furries are a genetic dead end
Piccolo24-Jan-18 09:43 PM
I don't really see the appeal of fetishes that are really grotesque tbqh
Brigand24-Jan-18 09:43 PM
Yea its pretty fuckin weird
Curry24-Jan-18 09:47 PM
@Piccolo To understand just look at the image and erase the details in your head, now just replace the image you're seeing with your wettest dream, and now you can know how it feels to have a fetish you don't have.(edited)
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:49 PM
The weirdest fetish I have
I guess
Is cum inflation
Which is when you nut so much in somebody
Their tummy swells
Alfly24-Jan-18 09:49 PM
wtf?
Piccolo24-Jan-18 09:50 PM
How do these fetishes even develop as something someone's interested is what I'm wondering about
They're very weird and out there
Curry24-Jan-18 09:51 PM
Sometimes by watching stuff you're don't supposed to watch in your childhood, or stuff that really marked you.
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:53 PM
Well it’s not even that weird
That’s mild
Curry24-Jan-18 09:53 PM
I had a shit ton of transformation sequences and stories in my cartoons, now I have a transformation fetish.
Hoi-Poloi Yeen24-Jan-18 09:53 PM
The idea of being cummed in so much your tummy swells is nice
As well as stomach bulge
Sparrow24-Jan-18 09:57 PM
ur a fag
Curry24-Jan-18 09:57 PM
Which one of us isn't?
Sparrow24-Jan-18 09:58 PM
thos who dont think being cummed in is good
Curry24-Jan-18 09:58 PM
If you say you're not one you are a closet fag.
It's how it works.
Piccolo24-Jan-18 10:09 PM
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 10:23 PM
I'm hungry
for subway
but first, let's play a game of cards
bar24-Jan-18 10:24 PM
@Deleted User where are you guys playing
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 10:24 PM
yugio
jabrill24-Jan-18 10:25 PM
What server?
Mesbah24-Jan-18 10:25 PM
Classic.UnknownTekkit.com
Piccolo24-Jan-18 10:27 PM
bar24-Jan-18 10:28 PM
Curry24-Jan-18 10:30 PM
It-it's fast!
Piccolo24-Jan-18 10:33 PM
bar24-Jan-18 10:34 PM
how do you fix this ffs this is why i stopped playing i think
Deleted User24-Jan-18 10:58 PM
you see goys(edited)
i did an experiment on myself
where i jerked off to weird fetishes like robots daily
what happens is, you wire your brain to associate the main focus of that fetish (i.e. the metallic parts) with sexual pleasure
then i stopped jerking off to weird fetishes for a few months
looked at robot porn again
and didnt get aroused at all
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:00 PM
bar24-Jan-18 11:07 PM
@Mesbah what version is the server
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:08 PM
You have to download the tekkit client thing fag
Mesbah24-Jan-18 11:08 PM
i cant tell you
heroibrine might get me
bar24-Jan-18 11:09 PM
@Piccolo havent played tekkit in me whole life man
@Piccolo havent played tekkit in me whole life man
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:10 PM
Google tekkit client
download that and connect to the server
It's going to take a whole year
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:17 PM
bigmooseman24-Jan-18 11:20 PM
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:20 PM
bigmooseman24-Jan-18 11:20 PM
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:20 PM
LiterallyMe24-Jan-18 11:20 PM
bigmooseman24-Jan-18 11:21 PM
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:21 PM
/rightwinggardeningsquads/ when?
LiterallyMe24-Jan-18 11:21 PM
minecraft gas chambers when
Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 11:21 PM
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:21 PM
delet
1
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:21 PM
Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 11:21 PM
no
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:21 PM
or I will sommon the forbidden one
LiterallyMe24-Jan-18 11:21 PM
my mom saw that post
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:21 PM
I got the cards right here
bigmooseman24-Jan-18 11:21 PM
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:21 PM
ASSEMBLE
EXODIA
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:22 PM
Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 11:22 PM
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:22 PM
EXODIA
EAT FRSH
bigmooseman24-Jan-18 11:22 PM
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:22 PM
SIX1024-Jan-18 11:22 PM
Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 11:22 PM
bigmooseman24-Jan-18 11:23 PM
Paper24-Jan-18 11:23 PM
gondola is life
LiterallyMe24-Jan-18 11:24 PM
Paper24-Jan-18 11:24 PM
bigmooseman24-Jan-18 11:24 PM
LiterallyMe24-Jan-18 11:24 PM
1
bigmooseman24-Jan-18 11:24 PM
@Paper post your gondolas
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:25 PM
tfw no gondolas
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:25 PM
mmm24-Jan-18 11:25 PM
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:25 PM
NO
bigmooseman24-Jan-18 11:25 PM
mmm24-Jan-18 11:25 PM
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:25 PM
Paper24-Jan-18 11:25 PM
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:25 PM
Paper24-Jan-18 11:25 PM
bigmooseman24-Jan-18 11:25 PM
Deleted User24-Jan-18 11:25 PM
we be getting tekkit?
bigmooseman24-Jan-18 11:26 PM
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:26 PM
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:26 PM
POO
Paper24-Jan-18 11:26 PM
loo
/k/ommando no.1224-Jan-18 11:26 PM
you look hot
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:26 PM
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:26 PM
NOOOOO
DELETE THIS
/k/ommando no.1224-Jan-18 11:26 PM
fuck the mods
mmm24-Jan-18 11:26 PM
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:26 PM
D
A
D
mmm24-Jan-18 11:26 PM
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:26 PM
D
Y
/k/ommando no.1224-Jan-18 11:27 PM
daddy milky
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:27 PM
Paper24-Jan-18 11:27 PM
Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 11:27 PM
mmm24-Jan-18 11:27 PM
/k/ommando no.1224-Jan-18 11:27 PM
>pajeet
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:27 PM
mmm24-Jan-18 11:27 PM
/k/ommando no.1224-Jan-18 11:27 PM
Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 11:28 PM
Paper24-Jan-18 11:28 PM
mmm24-Jan-18 11:28 PM
/k/ommando no.1224-Jan-18 11:28 PM
Paper24-Jan-18 11:28 PM
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:28 PM
/k/ommando no.1224-Jan-18 11:28 PM
dont insult my pure american waifu
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:29 PM
Paper24-Jan-18 11:29 PM
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:29 PM
Paper24-Jan-18 11:29 PM
/k/ommando no.1224-Jan-18 11:29 PM
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:29 PM
HHHH
Paper24-Jan-18 11:30 PM
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:30 PM
Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 11:30 PM
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:30 PM
Paper24-Jan-18 11:30 PM
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:31 PM
Paper24-Jan-18 11:31 PM
1
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:31 PM
muh
Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 11:31 PM
>never nigger morty
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:32 PM
no
Paper24-Jan-18 11:32 PM
/k/ommando no.1224-Jan-18 11:32 PM
EDGE the vidya game will end up being good for gun rights
bar24-Jan-18 11:32 PM
@Piccolo i downloaded the client do i need any mod packs
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:32 PM
lgqtpBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Paper24-Jan-18 11:32 PM
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:32 PM
It comes with the mod packs
Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 11:32 PM
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:33 PM
/k/ommando no.1224-Jan-18 11:33 PM
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 11:33 PM
Captain 'Murrika24-Jan-18 11:33 PM
/k/ommando no.1224-Jan-18 11:33 PM
nazis are fucking stupid cause theyre socialists
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:34 PM
Nazis suck
Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 11:34 PM
Paper24-Jan-18 11:35 PM
does she have a dick
bar24-Jan-18 11:35 PM
how do i launch this thing
Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 11:35 PM
yes
bar24-Jan-18 11:35 PM
@Piccolo
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:35 PM
Go to modpacks and look for tekkit classic
Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 11:35 PM
>falling for the windows 10 meme
bar24-Jan-18 11:36 PM
im using 8.1 nibba
Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 11:36 PM
>falling for the windows 8 meme
bar24-Jan-18 11:36 PM
the win7 i torrented didnt work
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:36 PM
>falling for the windows meme
bar24-Jan-18 11:36 PM
the 8.1 did
Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 11:36 PM
>falling for the linux meme
Piccolo24-Jan-18 11:36 PM
>falling for anything other than templeos
bar24-Jan-18 11:36 PM
also its just tekkit classic right, not new nor revived?
Your_Slutty_Imouto24-Jan-18 11:37 PM
bar24-Jan-18 11:37 PM
man this is going to take forever, i have shit internet
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Neetorin25-Jan-18 03:27 AM
@Kurn henlo u stinky
Kurn25-Jan-18 03:27 AM
@Neetorin henlo stinky
Neetorin25-Jan-18 03:27 AM
CUM DETECTIVE HOT ON THE TRAIL
Amelorate25-Jan-18 03:30 AM
1
2
Kurn25-Jan-18 03:31 AM
@Amelorate hes got some nice gams
Amelorate25-Jan-18 03:31 AM
join /lgbt/ for more
Neetorin25-Jan-18 03:31 AM
what to heck this is gay
Amelorate25-Jan-18 03:32 AM
Neetorin25-Jan-18 03:32 AM
^ this tbh
Amelorate25-Jan-18 03:38 AM
Neetorin25-Jan-18 03:38 AM
newf dis
Piccolo25-Jan-18 03:42 AM
JelloOverlord6425-Jan-18 03:54 AM
For those of you that can't get human women and have access to an aquarium with dolphins
Possibly the best film I have ever seen, I do not own this song I am just advertising the film. A 1970s film. No racism is intended in any way.
Onion Wizard26-Jan-18 07:16 AM
He's so bad
Burnus26-Jan-18 07:38 AM
They call him boss
cybergoy26-Jan-18 07:41 AM
He's the boss
Yyeeaarrgghh26-Jan-18 10:45 AM
thats bounty hunter sir
i doubt he's a cat
turbojoe2226-Jan-18 08:45 PM
5
i was told that this was the right place for it
Piccolo26-Jan-18 08:46 PM
Why didn't you assemble it beforehand, fag
Deleted User26-Jan-18 08:48 PM
poopoo
Tehepicdude26-Jan-18 09:05 PM
YOU NEED TO USE THE 5 CARDS OF EXODIA
SeJohnny26-Jan-18 09:06 PM
1
SergeWind26-Jan-18 09:08 PM
incredible how stone can be as sexy as silk
Kurn26-Jan-18 09:09 PM
/v/ statue porn threads were the best
SeJohnny26-Jan-18 09:17 PM
Hoi-Poloi Yeen26-Jan-18 09:37 PM
@Saltpork stop being a nigger here too faggot
Saltpork26-Jan-18 10:18 PM
@Hoi-Poloi Yeen who the hell are ya
Hoi-Poloi Yeen26-Jan-18 11:06 PM
Nigger????
We are literally in gfur you mongoloid
Cobaltcerberus26-Jan-18 11:47 PM
Sir Sputnik26-Jan-18 11:47 PM
Piccolo26-Jan-18 11:49 PM
Kurn26-Jan-18 11:49 PM
wtf I'm #woke now
Sir Sputnik26-Jan-18 11:50 PM
Cobaltcerberus26-Jan-18 11:53 PM
Piccolo26-Jan-18 11:53 PM
Furries need to die
Cobaltcerberus26-Jan-18 11:53 PM
slice me liek this daddy
Saltpork27-Jan-18 12:03 AM
gayer than a box of cocks
Cobaltcerberus27-Jan-18 12:09 AM
Hoi-Poloi Yeen27-Jan-18 12:12 AM
What’s the source on the demon thanks
Cobaltcerberus27-Jan-18 12:12 AM
i wish i fuckin knew
Kurn27-Jan-18 12:21 AM
this isn't right
tails is a tiny-dicked twink
Cobaltcerberus27-Jan-18 12:22 AM
Deleted User27-Jan-18 12:22 AM
@Kurn he put his dick in a rubber dick
and he's wearing one of those muscleman outfits
Cobaltcerberus27-Jan-18 12:23 AM
Lovecu27-Jan-18 12:53 AM
WTF
PurpleOwl27-Jan-18 02:12 AM
>/trash/
that explains everything
Saltpork27-Jan-18 04:12 AM
gayer than a female(male)
Your_Slutty_Imouto27-Jan-18 04:13 AM
that's not much of an accomplishment since female(male) is extremely straight
Saltpork27-Jan-18 04:18 AM
T R A P S
A R E
G A Y
as was said by a much better shitposter than I; there are no chicks with dicks, there's just dudes with boobs
Kurn27-Jan-18 04:41 AM
traps are gay
take it from one faggot to another
Piccolo27-Jan-18 04:41 AM
Traps aren't gay
not inherently, rather
but liking traps is gay
You can dress like a girl and fuck girls
Kurn27-Jan-18 04:43 AM
yeah
I've seen it
Piccolo27-Jan-18 04:44 AM
Getting turned on by traps is gay because they're men
Your_Slutty_Imouto27-Jan-18 06:19 AM
so does getting turned on by buck angel mean you're straight?
Piccolo27-Jan-18 06:24 AM
In that case, I'd say no
because there's no way you'd know that's a woman without prior knowledge
If you're still attracted to her with that new found knowledge, it's perfectly straight
Your_Slutty_Imouto27-Jan-18 06:26 AM
but isn't the definition of a trap that you don't know they're (male) until it's too late? so it's okay to get turned on by traps
Dev27-Jan-18 06:30 AM
it's not gay if he's cute
phnxmgnm27-Jan-18 06:50 AM
are you saying buck angel is cute?
Deleted User27-Jan-18 06:52 AM
@Cactus Fantastico are yopu head trash guy
can you get them to change me to /trash/ rather than /co/
thanks
TheAmazingPencil27-Jan-18 07:15 AM
Join /g/
Deleted User27-Jan-18 07:18 AM
no
im a degenerate
gimme my rightful claim
Cactus Fantastico27-Jan-18 07:49 AM
I mean I guess.
I'll take the mantle if no other @/trash/ man will.
Deleted User27-Jan-18 08:19 AM
Onion Wizard27-Jan-18 09:05 AM
Fuck 4chan
You all should be ashamed of yourselves
cofe27-Jan-18 09:10 AM
lol
Tehepicdude27-Jan-18 09:10 AM
rude
cofe27-Jan-18 09:11 AM
/x/ - facebook
Curry27-Jan-18 10:14 AM
Your_Slutty_Imouto27-Jan-18 12:06 PM
Mechavulpes27-Jan-18 01:05 PM
i rate that
FabFiz27-Jan-18 01:17 PM
MOTHER OF LORDY THIS IS SOME DEPRAVED SHIT
Deleted User27-Jan-18 01:34 PM
what the fuck
is this breakfast food porn
Zoraph-Lokor27-Jan-18 02:01 PM
Food porn
Curry27-Jan-18 04:19 PM
>not wanting to get an egg yolk breast paizuri.
Deleted User27-Jan-18 04:40 PM
k
bar27-Jan-18 05:19 PM
Deleted User 5413ce6427-Jan-18 05:20 PM
nice
bar27-Jan-18 05:20 PM
The one nearest to my cock is called Sacrifice
The others don't have names yet
Caio27-Jan-18 05:20 PM
nice
Piccolo27-Jan-18 05:21 PM
bar27-Jan-18 05:21 PM
She is called Sacrifice bc she's ugly and looks like she has the downs, so when I was wondering if my other cat would kill them I put her in front of her first
Hoi-Poloi Yeen27-Jan-18 06:34 PM
What are you trying to say
Curry27-Jan-18 06:43 PM
Cute socks anon.
Deleted User27-Jan-18 07:01 PM
I literally just want to cuddle with someone
Yyeeaarrgghh27-Jan-18 07:01 PM
fucking degenerate.
bet you hold hands too
Deleted User27-Jan-18 07:01 PM
Is it too much to ask?
>>turns out she just wants to cuddle
>tfw when thats all I ever wanted
>tfw no women ever tried to understand
>tfw when I never expected them to understand
>tfw I don't even understand it
>tfw completely disillusioned by sexuality
>tfw reverting back to lost childlike notions of relationship
>tfw when forming asexual pedophilic predilection
>tfw resigned to the pathetic futility of my own identity
Hoi-Poloi Yeen27-Jan-18 07:45 PM
Saltpork27-Jan-18 10:24 PM
delet
bar27-Jan-18 11:44 PM
Test
Echo Deluxe28-Jan-18 01:38 AM
Did someone order some shortstack?
PoshTiara28-Jan-18 01:40 AM
everyday we stray further from gods light
Echo Deluxe28-Jan-18 01:41 AM
>He wouldnt fuck a woman 5f1 or shorter thats even more than well endowed(edited)
What are you gay?
Oh wait I forgot
Your kind would rather fuck a cartoon horse
Piccolo28-Jan-18 01:55 AM
What the fuck is that orc shit
Saltpork28-Jan-18 02:12 AM
damn it, /tg/ I liked you. Why'd you have to go and have such shit taste in porn like that?
“You’re probably going to lose your job for doing this - but with her tail around your neck, looks like you aren’t going anywhere.
Not like you’d want to, anyway”
Jim Davis tribute set to the entire original motion picture score of "Kundun" by Philip Glass featuring the philosophical musings of John Blyth Barrymore.
I've actually seen plenty of raptor porn prior to this, due to having a shameless furfag as a close friend, but I've never seen anything sexualizing Dilophosaurus
Frenchie30-Jan-18 03:49 AM
:^)
Piccolo30-Jan-18 03:56 AM
Gay
JelloOverlord6430-Jan-18 03:57 AM
How exactly would a man put his dick in a Tyrannosaurus?
They're too tall
Frenchie30-Jan-18 03:58 AM
Maybe while it's lying down
Flinch30-Jan-18 03:58 AM
>he doesnt have a 10 foot dick
JelloOverlord6430-Jan-18 03:58 AM
Maybe
But would it enjoy it?
Frenchie30-Jan-18 03:59 AM
That is debatable
but most likely not
JelloOverlord6430-Jan-18 03:59 AM
I doubt it would feel anything, due to the size
Frenchie30-Jan-18 03:59 AM
^
perhaps if it were genetically mutated to be smaller it could find enjoyment
JelloOverlord6430-Jan-18 03:59 AM
Maybe
Or you could go with a smaller genus, like Albertosaurus or Yutyrannus
josh30-Jan-18 04:00 AM
why the fuck is this a thing? This is worse then furrys
JelloOverlord6430-Jan-18 04:00 AM
Yeah, it's a thing
there's a fetish for everything
even dolphins
MemeMarine30-Jan-18 05:00 AM
"Scalies"
Woothie Bootie30-Jan-18 05:11 AM
#tank_planes_and_automobile_porn
there is a fetish
for
everything
GoldAu30-Jan-18 02:41 PM
>this chat is full of mlp posting weird shit
Can't say I'm surprised that mlp is posting this shit
What the fuck
Saltpork30-Jan-18 05:39 PM
>weird shit
that's a strange way of spelling sexy
mmm30-Jan-18 07:44 PM
Curry30-Jan-18 10:36 PM
autistic screeching
(I don't know what's happening, don't ask me)
phnxmgnm30-Jan-18 10:38 PM
What's it all about - They scream and then they shout
Don't ask me - Cause I don't know (I don't know)
What's it all about - They scream and then they shout
Don't blame me - I told you so
Dora the Explora31-Jan-18 01:28 AM
ogh shit this isn't my kink but i'm getting turned on
JelloOverlord6431-Jan-18 01:32 AM
Fucking a velociraptor is pretty alpha
I mean, your testosterone levels would have to be off the charts to make one of those things want your dick
Dora the Explora31-Jan-18 05:51 AM
Itd be hot af fam
mmm31-Jan-18 04:28 PM
Deleted User01-Feb-18 12:51 PM
SergeWind01-Feb-18 01:48 PM
>girls peeing is now considered weird shit and/or a type of raptor
oh how low the mighty have fallen
mashed potatoes01-Feb-18 04:22 PM
i didnt think there were munio pics that i dont have @Deleted User
salsa on that second hottie?
Deleted User01-Feb-18 04:22 PM
It's just all from my omaraahi folder
I have no sauce for these raviolis
mashed potatoes01-Feb-18 04:23 PM
too bad
Deleted User01-Feb-18 04:23 PM
Ye I just collect weird porn as a hobby
I have a bug folder
mashed potatoes01-Feb-18 04:39 PM
bugs are a little bit too weird for me tbh
Deleted User01-Feb-18 04:56 PM
They aren't hot at all
But I collect the stuff
Saltpork01-Feb-18 05:35 PM
am I the only one in here that thinks chitinous insects are hot, then?
mashed potatoes01-Feb-18 05:49 PM
probably
I liked the piss fetish better
cybergoy01-Feb-18 05:51 PM
i find insects a lot less disgusting than piss
mashed potatoes01-Feb-18 05:53 PM
I have a couple hundred munio pics if someone wants. could make a mega upload
Deleted User01-Feb-18 06:17 PM
I preferpiss
If they drink enough water it's so hot and so watery
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I enjoy dressing up like a lizard on the weekends and disappointing my parents. This should be 18+ only....clearly. http://ScaleHeat.com for videos and lewds
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Yebois13-Feb-18 05:19 PM
what in the fuck
HypeS8413-Feb-18 05:20 PM
and that's how i was born
Yebois13-Feb-18 05:21 PM
wait fuck thats a cake
somebody ate that
Mario13-Feb-18 06:50 PM
post futa
no balls
Saltpork14-Feb-18 06:01 PM
@mmm
Saltpork14-Feb-18 07:10 PM
mods, delet this foo'
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Hoi-Poloi Yeen15-Feb-18 01:41 AM
roblox orgy pile15-Feb-18 02:03 AM
damn
Érable15-Feb-18 04:18 AM
ayyy
Hoi-Poloi Yeen15-Feb-18 05:38 AM
mmm15-Feb-18 07:31 AM
roblox orgy pile15-Feb-18 11:52 AM
Me
Deleted User16-Feb-18 04:35 AM
@mmm@Hoi-Poloi Yeen@Frenchie What the actual fuck is wrong with you primates
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I have forwarded this to the FBI and the JIDF, enjoy getting raided you degenerates