MonkeysInSpace
21-Feb-17 05:31 AM
family doesn't give a fuck we like talking anyways
so we get in, sit and order
place is Red Robins, it's meant to be a burger and shake place, with some side shit like chicken and salad
$12 burger type of joint, no reservations but seating and menu
I get a mac n cheese and one of the smaller burgers
and about
40 minutes into the kitchen wait
a waiter who wasn't one of the ones comes up with two bowls, a salad and the mac n cheese
the mac n cheese was cold, not frozen, but clearly never cooked
it even had two slices of american cheese ontop of it
not even melted just fucking slices
so I fuckin poke at it a bit, then move to the salad while waiting for the server to take it back
it was legitimately just shredded lettuce with two tiny cubes of tomato and a plastic cup of caeser dressing
nothing else
I eat it because w/e it's fuckin lettuce and dressing that tastes good
so the actual food comes an hour into the wait
except for my grandmothers food
she gets to wait another ten minutes while we eat
but see the food we got wasn't even correct
my burger had no onions, and had a single leaf of lettuce
my mothers fries were ice fucking cold
my fathers dish had no issues beyond the patties were somehow offset an incredible amount at the start, despite the stick in it
they were overhanging the bun by an inch on either fucking side
oh
oh
and it turns out
the shake machine was broken
and they didn't tell us this until just after we ordered
so no fucking shake either
my mother had to go up to the kitchen area to get a new set of fries, and to ask where my grandmothers food was
and they smirked at her
of course
well then my grandmothers food promptly comes back with the fries a few minutes later
except the burger and fries are cold
ie
they had been sitting there the entire time
so naturally we all eat it, and after eating my mother goes and confronts the manager using her teacher voice
so we got the entire $65 bill cancelled
so yeah
fuck me that was bad though